NEWSLETTER: August Update 08-05-07

Boy, oh boy! What a response I got from the My First Vibrator story. We created quite a "buzz!" I couldn't believe how many of you lovely ladies DON'T OWN ONE! I heard from so many that you loved the story, but that you too had not EVER owned one. I was just floored. This is an epidemic!!! We must get you ladies tuned into this amazing form of self love. Then it occurred to me. I could help to bring you the "love" you so need and desire!!!
So, I met with my good friend Francine who owns Femme Desires and we came up with some thing SPECTACULAR!!! A new class just in time for back to school. Are you ready for this? It is called Tease and Toy Joy. That's right, we are combining super steamy striptease classes with titillating tantalizing toys!!! Woo hoo! I am super excited about this event. Our first event is Sept. 8th in NYC. Check it out below. In the mean time, while you are doing all of your back to school shopping, grabbing notebooks, glue, and pens for the kids, make sure to grab a few rechargeable batteries, cuz mama's goin back to school too!
xoxoxo
-Kimberly
P.S. Those cute little plastic teddy bears? Yep, vibrators! Who knew?!?!


Time for Back to School! Check Out Our Hot New Classes!
Uggggh. Is it August already?!? August always brings a sense of dread for me. It is back to school time. And that means that summer is drawing to a close. And that just makes me want to cry. But I thought hey, lets make back to school fun! Let us make this a time to re-educate ourselves. Let it be a time to re-educate yo-self!! Check out our new classes and sign up today on our rates page. Who knew class could be so much fun?
NEW NY CLASSES: Pure Pole Power & Tease and Toy Joy
Tease and Toy Joy: Start with some basic moves from our Basic Moves strip tease class like our sexy Stripper Walk and the Bone Crusher, guaranteed to leave any lover drooling. Then follow it up with a pleasure presentation from Femme Desires that will demonstrate various items to enhance your most intimate moments, from massage oils to edible products to toys for you and him! Oh joy!! First class will be Sept 8th. SIGN UP HERE!!
Pure Pole Power: This class covers basic pole moves for one student in-home only, including spins and positionings. No inversions. You must already have a pole installed in your home. Pre-req: Basic Moves.
The Lap Dance Intensive(Aug 5th ..eeek that is TODAY!!) is BACK!!! For this class only, you need to register @ EMPIRE DANCE, 212.645.2441.
Shop N Strip is back. Events can be held on weekdays AND weekends. Sign up today!!!
HURRY UP!! NYC Desire Series starts THIS WEEK!!! Great for beginners! Sign up to our classes with a friend and save!! SIGN UP HERE!!
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Basic Moves workshop: August 15th or August 24th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
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Basic Moves workshop: August 11th or 24th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
Desire Series: August 11th-12th, $150 for 1, $270 for 2
Strip Club Field Trip: August 16th, $25
Desire II : August 25th-26th, $150 for 1, $270 for 2..**pre-req: Desire I, 3 pkg, or DANCE series
Tease & Toy Joy: Sept 8th, $65 for 1, $120 for 2
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My First Vibrator! ...The Follow-Up
I really couldn't get over it, how many of you don't have vibrators!!! And I heard a bevy of reasons as to why. Here are the top four.
1. I don't know how to use one, or I am afraid to use one.
2. I am afraid it will make me not want to have s*x.
3. I am afraid someone will find out.
4. Just straight ole' all around fear.
OK, lets first discuss # 1. Actually, it is pretty easy. There are basically 2 types of vibrators. The ones you insert and the ones you don't. For your first time out of the gate, lets go with the ones you don't insert. Like The Blueberry Buzz that I mentioned last month. Your first time should be in your room alone with the lights dimmed and the mood set. Even putting on a skinamax (cinemax) late night soft core porn might help. You should be totally naked except for panties. And not those granny panties either! Those little red ones that make you feel super hot! First, read the directions and figure out how to load the batteries. Thank god for rechargeable batteries!! If the sound is too loud you can insert some tissue in between the two plastic housings to quiet it down a bit . Start with the lowest vibration. Begin by just.....READ entire story on our blog. Click here.
As for # 2, WRONG!! As I mentioned last month ( the more "s*x" (plastic or fleshy) you have, the less chance for sexual dysfunction, aka no s*x drive! ) it will not only increase s*x drive, but you will learn more how to pleasure yourself. And the more you know about how to pleasure yo-self, the easier it is to tell someone else how to pleasure you! AMEN!
Then # 3. Most online stores ship discreetly in unmarked packages. Also, most stores have a strict policy about your information and what they do with it. They don't sell it or give it away. Be sure to check each individual website's policy. Also, consider buying a silent vibrator, or use it under heavy covers so your nosey roommate won't wonder what that buzzing sound is all about. When it comes to storage, think like a teenager with a diary....store your toy in a secret space. Perhaps deep between your mattresses or in the bottom of your sock drawer in a special bag. Definitely don't leave it on the nightstand! But then again, nowadays they have multiple toys that look like ordinary objects, like the little bears above, lipstick, pens, and even flashlights.
And for # 4, well the only thing to fear is fear itself. Of course, the first time will be a little scary, but wasn't it scary the first time you kissed some one or made love. And wasn't it worth it?!?!?!
But I know a lot of you are still a bit nervous, or maybe you are super excited and just don't know where to start. Well, for my New York , New Jersey ladies, have we got a deal for you! TEASE AND TOY JOY!!!
TEASE AND TOY JOY:
1 hour and 30 minute Basic Moves Class that includes a cheat sheet with all the moves you learn in class. (there is no nudity in our classes)
1 hour and 30 minute Pleasure Party presentation.
15 minute break in between classes.
Plenty of time after the Pleasure presentation to make any necessary purchases :)
Event limited to 12 ladies
September 8th @ 6 PM
$65 for one or $120 for 2 ladies. SIGN UP HERE!!
So what are you waiting for? Sign up here: Sign up for private lessons/public classes here. And make sure to bring. After all, friends that strip and buy toys together...well, those are some damn good friends!!! :)


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OUR VIDEO from the MAP

6, 8, okay...10

OK!!! You want the truth?...it was 10. Yes, I danced for 10 yrs. I used to say over 6, and the 8 because it sounded like I had danced for a long time, enough to know my stuff, but it didn't look like I was a lifer. But I was. I guess, I AM. It was who I was. It has made me who I am. Yep, 18-29, with like a year in there that I tried not to dance by taking up some really crappy other jobs. I never planned on dancing for 10 yrs. No one does. It just happens. But, this company saved me. You all saved me:). Teaching you gave me the strength to leave. The strength to move forward to leave the past behind.

Sometimes we get into something, a job, a relationship, and it is good....REALLY good. Then it gets bad. But we get so scared, of having to find the new job, the new relationship, newness is so frightening sometimes. So scary that we stay in what is bad. Because we tell ourselves, "Hey, it's not that bad right? I mean, it could be worse. It's not like ...blah, blah, blah." Then we see how much time has gone by. That makes it even scarier. But some times you have to make the leap. Leap forward off the cliff of monotony and failure and pained comfort.

That initial free fall is f'in scary! Your arms flail about and your stomach comes up into your throat and you think, "Holy crap, what did I just do?!!!?" But then the falling slows and you land and you're still here...all in one piece.. and the scenery is new and hey, this isn't that bad after all. New is fun and exciting! Why the hell did I wait this long?

So yeah, I danced for a looong time. And yes, I was ashamed. Part of me still is. But I have turned a new page. I have flipped the script! It wasn't all a waste. And I couldn't be happier with my newness.

Is this your beer?

...that is what she would ask.
I worked with this fabulous lady who danced by the name Lolita. She had this great long hair small perfect boobs and a great body. And boy she could dance. But if guys pissed her off...man, it was classic. She didn't get upset, she just picked up the nearest beer and said, "Is this your beer?" If he said no she would pick up the next one,"Is this your drink?" It could be a beer or a drink or even water. And if he replied yes she would smile, slide off his lap, and dump it on his head.
Priceless.

How to use a vibrator...MASTURBATION 101

There are basically 2 types of vibrators. The ones you insert and the ones you dont. For your first time out of the gate, lets go with the ones you don't insert. Like The Blueberry Buzz that I mentioned. Your first time should be in your room, alone, with the lights dimmed and the mood set. Even putting on a skinamax(Cinemax) late night soft core porn might help. You should be totally naked except for panties. And not those granny panties either. Those little red ones that make you feel super hot! First read the directions and figure out how to load the batteries. Thank god for rechargeable batteries!! If the sound is too loud you can isert some tissue in between the two plastic housings to quiet it down a bit.

Start with the lowest vibration. Begin by just touching your body in different spots, excluding the sweet spot, to get the feeling of the virator agianst your skin. Try your stomach, inner thigh, lips, neck, breasts. Then turn it all the way up and repeat. This will give you an idea of how it will soon feel on your more sensitive parts. Now turn it low again and just work around the clitoris. Again vary the speeds just to feel different sensations. The slowly move in closer. You can lightly tap, or move it over the clitoris in a back in forth motion. Or you can alternate between the two. Then try holding it directly on the clitoris. Try alternating between the 3 until you find a rhythm that works best for you. After you are comfortable with this, try removing your underwear and going bare. You can use a little lube or your own salivia as well. Sometimes orgasm can be achieved with in a few minutes. Or it may take 1/2 an hour. Just dont give up. It will be well worth the wait!

My First Vibrator!

YOU'VE NEVER OWNED A VIBRATOR?!?!?!?!?! That was my reaction, when my friend casually mentioned that she had never owned one. We were discussing orgasm by self stimulation, and I was discussing the various vibrators I had owned and ones I wanted to own. And she said, "Wow, I've never even owned one." That was when I screeched. I think I scared her, I said it so loud. I mean I couldn't believe it!!! I said we are going on line and ordering one right now! And she said, "Goody! My first vibrator!"

To me they are a necessity. In fact, the more "sex" (plastic or fleshy) you have, the less chance for sexual dysfunction, aka no sex drive! That statement alone will have your man running out to buy one of these babies below. I think having a good sex drive is important. I think not having a healthy sex life with your partner causes problems beyond the bedroom. And for us women, it is our busy lives that make us sometimes not want it, right? But these little gadgets will not only increase your libido, but also can be used during foreplay with you lover. FUN! And having a healthy sex life as a single woman is important too. Vibrators are a safe and sexy option that reduce stress and keep your drive up for when Mr. Right finally does come along! Below is my history with the little lover.

• This was my first experience with a vibrator. Now that I look back, I realize I started with the king. This baby will leave you quivering for hours...woo!! Hitachi Magic Wand
  



• Then this was my first real purchase. Well not this exact one, but one very similar. It did the trick! Very hard though. Not for insertion. Violet Glow
  



• Then I tried one of these. Not very quiet. And unlike my AA lovers this one used several C batteries...Jesus... Hypersonic Rocket
  



• I once bought this for a vacation trip with the boy. Lame. I give it a thumbs down. Fukuoku 9000
  



• I once saw this in a sex shop and told this guy I was seeing that he couldn't come over unless he bought this for me. This was before I realized that vibrators could be inserted. Then I saw the light! Thank god for that wascally wabbit!! The Rabbit
  



• And this is the current one. Quiet, compact, and gets the job done. And I do love Babeland. Great store!!! The Blueberry Buzz
  

Go ahead... try it, you'll like it. Maybe you want an egg or one of these bad boys! I mean there are so many options. Large ones bigger than 3 stacked coke cans, tiny ones that fit in a closed hand. Ones that ejaculate, ones with handles, ones that thrust, ones with 3 heads, and ones with remotes for him. White ones, black ones, latin ones! Glass, plastic, jeweled, rubber, polyurethane, second skin, and CHROME!! Battery operated, plug in, rechargeable. Waterproof, glow in the dark, and ones with suction cup bases.

This one even has features like those massage chairs at the nail salon. Makes me smile just thinking about it. And this one really blew me away...it vibrates to the music in your iPod: OhMiBod. I mean you dream it, they make it.

This site can help you find the perfect mate. :) Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store Just check out the side bar to check off your favorite options. Who knew it could be this easy? ( enter code 4BW upon checkout)

But for me, I am done with having to order a new one every time old faithful dies. I have found a vibrator that is......IMMORTAL. That's right. I am saving up for the Jimmyjane: Waterproof, Silent, Everlasting Vibrator. Replaceable motor, I am sold.