"But Its Better If You Do"

Lyrics to "But Its Better If You Do" by Panic at the Disco. This song is cute, and it makes me laugh.

Now I'm of consenting age,
To be forgetting you in a cabaret.
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque
queen,
May even ask my name.
As she sheds her skin on stage,
I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the clubs PA.
The strip joint veteran sits two away,
Smirking between dignified sips,
Of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri.

And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you like me.
You know, praying for love in a lap dance, And paying in naivety.
Oh I'm exactly where you like me.
You know, praying for love in a lap dance, And paying in naivety.

Ohh.
But I'm afraid that I, well I may have faked it.
I wouldn't be caught de-dead-de-dead-de-dead in this place.
Well im afraid that i, well thats right well i may have faked it.
And i wouldn't be caught dead in this place.

And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you like me.
You know, praying for love in a lap dance, And paying in naivety.
Oh I'm exactly where you like me.
You know, praying for love in a lap dance, And paying in naivety.

But I'm afraid that I, well I may have faked it.
I wouldn't be caught de-dead-de-dead-de-dead in this place.
Well im afraid that i, well thats right well i may have faked it.
And i wouldn't be caught dead in this place.

And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you like me.
You know, praying for love in a lap dance, And paying in naivety.
Oh I'm exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you'd like me.
You know, praying for love in a lap dance,
And paying in naivety.
Praying for love,
And paying in naivety.
Praying for love,
And paying in naivety OH.