Saturday, March 21, 2009

Read this if you want to do me....


This is too awesome! Wanna use the swing but can't ask? Wanna get tied up, but too shy to verbalize? Wanna have a 3some but cant get the words out? Think your partner kisses too sloppy? Find your partner doesn't touch you just right?

Then this is for you!

Product Description: ( from Amazon) This fill-out-book is designed to give your partner a clue, and to give you a great time in bed. Have you ever wished for a partner that knew exactly how you wanted it in bed, without actually having to talk about it? Or that you could speed up that whole process of “getting to know each other” when you’ve met someone new? Have you ever wished to get directly to the point, and not have to explain and hope the other person gets what you really mean. Everybody has their favorites and their least favorite moves, sensitive parts in different places, turn-ons and turn-offs. Now finally you can get what you want. • These are names I have for my private parts • When we are kissing, I like: • Been caught having sex Y/N • These are the positions I’ve tried. • I’m rating each one from 1-5, 1 meaning I would rather poke a stick in my eye, and 5 meaning I could do this breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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