Showing posts with label cellulite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cellulite. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

You GO Kim Kardashian...we all have cellulite!


So Kim has a dimple or two ..and they photo-shop it out. True for soooo many celebs as I have referenced here before.
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2009/03/is-beauty-in-eye-of-photoshopper.html
But what I dig is her response to it all...the leaking of the real and photoshopped pics from a recent shoot.
the news article: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/entertainment/Kardashian-Proud-of-Junk-in-her-Trunk.html
her blog: http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2009/03/yes-i-am-complex.php

Saturday, September 22, 2007

NEWSLETTER:September Update 09-04-07


Well, it is official. School is back! That means the summer is almost over. Which means time to start covering up the skin again. But how many of you are already covering up? How many of you covered up all summer? How many were too afraid to wear short shorts or put on a swim suit? How many of you were embarrassed by your upper arms and wouldn't dare bare your belly. Too many of you! Perhaps you said, "This summer my body wasn't perfect enough...maybe next summer." Isn't that what you said last summer? Listen up ladies, time is passing you by while you are obsessed with your body's unimportant imperfections! Time that could be spent with the breeze on your thighs or god forbid, at the beach! It is time to love your body for what it is and stop comparing yourself to the idea of perfection that you have in your head. NO ONE IS PERFECT. We seem to continually strive towards body perfection. Buying creams, lotions, makeup, and the whole lot; dieting and restricting, spending hours in the gym or hours beating ourselves up for not being in the gym. But what we don't see is that perfection is impossible to attain...although the media does a darn good job of raising our expectations, by hiding the truth. I think this video in our blog http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/02/when-world-makes-us-feel-ugly-fat-etc.html is a great example of what we don't see. Go Dove! Check out their other videos, including the pro-age commercial that they can't play on American TV http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/flat4.asp?id=7133 . This commercial actually got pulled from US stations for showing too much skin...so they say. Yet this Victoria's Secret ad is perfectly OK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmt08cZ8S6A. Dammit America, WAKE UP! Stop trying to make women think that anything besides airbrushed retouched perfection is vulgar. I think the Dove ad is admirable and the women in it are gorgeous. These women were brave enough to bare it all for all the world to see and they are wonderful for doing it! They showed it all, wrinkles, stretchmarks, rolls, splotches, and imperfections on HUGE billboards and TV ads! And because they were confident, they rocked it! So ladies, take a cue from these women! Put down the magazines and wrinkle cream, bare some skin, and love yourself! Put on some short shorts and enjoy the rest of the summer!xoxo-Kimberly




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OCTOBER
*Basic Moves workshop: October 10th & 20th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night!
UPCOMING NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC CLASSESSEPTEMBER
*Basic Moves workshop: September 17th & 29th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
*Strip Club Field Trip: September 27th, $25
*Stripper Strength, the striptease work-out: Every Tues. 6 pm, Wed. 12:30 & 8 pm, and Sun. 2 pm.
OCTOBER
*Basic Moves workshop: October 14th & 27th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
*Strip Club Field Trip: October 25th, $25
*Stripper Strength, the striptease work-out: Every Tues. 6 pm, Wed. 12:30 & 8 pm, and Sun. 2 pm.
*Desire series I & II to be announced soon...
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night!
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*Taken a few classes with us already, but yearning for more? Sign up for Desire II!
*Wanna see what really goes in the strip club? Sign up for our Strip Club Field Trip! Only $25!
*Wanna hot lap dance class for you and your lover? Sign up for Lover's Moves!
*Don't forget about these great New York classes, our one-on-one pole class Pure Pole Power, Lap Dance Intensive, Tease N' Toy Joy, and Shop N Strip.




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Oh My God...They All Have Cellulite!
That is what two girls leaned over and whispered to me during the last Strip Club Field Trip. I laughed and said, "I told you gals, they're not perfect." I think the reason that women have so much fun on the field trip is because they leave feeling better about themselves. It is such an eye-opener. They leave realizing that they are beautiful just the way they are. They realize that strippers don't have this unattainable beauty that they thought they had. I think most women and men hold strippers in the same light that we hold a lot of celebrities in. We think their bodies, hair, and skin are flawless. The truth is, nobody in that club is perfect. Nobody. I used to joke and say that you could go down the line at a strip club dressing room and find either cellulite, or stretchmarks, or both on every girl. And for the most part it was true. Of course, there is the exception to the rule. There are girls who do not have cellulite visible to the naked eye, girls who take your breath away with or without make up, but they usually live in the gym and eat plain chicken breast 5 times a day, or they are among the blessed. And they are not the majority. Similar to the "Stars Without Their Makeup" issues of all of those gossip magazines(the one time magazines don't air brush), there is always the one star who looks better without her make up, but the rest look like real people. Strippers for the most part are beautiful women with nice skin, great hair, and toned bodies just like our leading ladies (and believe me when I say, they work at it...hard), but they're not perfect. They are real people that have the resources, time, and lighting to just look that way, just like those celebs in the magazines.The point is that no woman is truly perfect, but there will always be the women that will strive to be her and the men that will strive to find her. But in the long run, those people just get disappointed. True beauty comes from within. It comes from CONFIDENCE (Now, don't get me wrong, mascara, a good lip gloss, and a few miles on the treadmill never hurt anyone.) But that is why I love those Dove ads, especially the pro-age one. Because the women are beautiful and REAL and CONFIDENT. And to me they are still sexy!So for those of us who might not be able to spend 6 hours a day in the gym, who are old enough to be the mother of a stripper, who happen to enjoy the occasional cheeseburger, or who can't afford a make-up artist to follow us around, we have to accept our imperfections and love ourselves. Be confident, and of course, take care of yourself. All women have beauty. Yet so many of us conceal it with low self esteem and self hatred. So love yo-self, because if you don't love yourself, there isn't any amount of makeup or hairspray that can do the trick. Anyone can pull out her inner stripper. We all posses the skills to be sexy. So don't be silly, realize you are a sexy mama just the way you are. That is why I love teaching this movement, because when women really learn the moves and start dancing, they don't look anything but sexy. They become these fierce creatures that finally look in mirror and see what they should always see...a beautiful, confident, sexy woman.




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Friday, July 6, 2007

OLD NEWSLETTERS: May 2007 Update, mother's day special, shop n' strip, and new classes!


MAY UPDATE

Panties, and Bras, and Garters, Oh My!!
I love shopping for lingerie, but I know a lot of you don't. Maybe you just don't have the time. Or maybe you don't know where to go or what to buy. Perhaps you are intimidated by the sales people. I know, I know. It can all together be a daunting task. That is why we created Shop N' Strip. It is such a great event! And now for the first time we are bringing it to you as a public class in NYC at a discounted rate!
Shop N' Strip public class on Saturday June 2nd, 4-8 PM.
This event includes a two hour SOHO lingerie shopping tour, including a stop at a female owed adult store (naughty!), followed by a Basic Moves short class in studio where you learn how to remove your sexy purchases (no nudity, purchases can be worn over clothes). Only $65.00!! We only have 4 spots left!!
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Watch this VIDEO from Travelistic.com's ( http://www.travelistic.com ) show The Map ( http://www.travelistic.com/user/TheMap ) for more info on our Shop N' Strip tour and our Basic Moves class. The video is about 5 minutes. You can even vote and give it a thumbs up or down!
WATCH HERE! ( http://www.travelistic.com/video/show/3231 )
**Meeting location for tour is in SOHO. Studio is midtown west. 4 hour event. 10 girls max. **4 seats left. Private tours are also still available. Contact shopnstrip@stripxpertease.com ( mailto:shopnstrip@stripxpertease.com ) for more info.

Sexy Mama Mother's Day Special
Well, my best friend just called and told me she was pregnant. Wow! This will be number two for her. Me personally, I am still not ready for kids, my doggies are kids enough for me. I don't know how you mommies do it! But, so many of you are mother's, and I know once you become mommy, it is hard to find time for yourself. So in honor of all of you sexy mamas out there, we are giving out a special just for you! Take advantage of our Sexy Mama Mother's Day special and save 10% on all of our private lessons for yourself or a group of friends!
The festivities start on Cinco de Mayo and continue through Mother's day.
* Just put a deposit down for any private lesson between May 5-13 and receive 10% off!! Includes PRIVATE Basic (for yourself or a group), Advanced, Pro, 3 class package, and DANCE.
So take some time for yourself or gather up your best friends to reconnect, have a laugh,and reclaim the sexy in sexy mama! And yes, non-mommies can get the discount too.
Let us know the dates you are interested in, and we will set it up. Place your deposit, and you are good to go!! Our private lessons are great for bachelorette, birthday, and girl's night out parties!

Quick Cellulite Fix
Well, I say fix, because there doesn't seem to be a quick cure. But this will do the trick. Fishnet thigh highs! They trick the eye with the criss cross pattern and can conceal even the biggest bumps and lumps. You will want to wear them very high on the leg too. I worked with girls who pulled them all the way up the their butts. And you can even leave them on when the dancing is over...if you know what I mean. HOT!! Here are a few options.
My Diva's Closet ( http://www.mydivascloset.com/hosiery-stockings.html )
Stocking girl ( http://stockingirl.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=miccina&Category_Code=TFN )
Frederick's ( http://www.fredericks.com/category.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Lingerie-Hosiery&Page=1 )
3 wishes ( http://www.3wishes.com/stockings.asp )
Flirty lingerie ( http://www.flirtylingerie.com/stocthighig.html )

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Austin, Texas: TBA ..late May New York City: Thursdays, 6:15-7:45 PM, May 31st-June 21st, Midtown west New York City: Saturdays, 12:15-1:45 PM, June 2nd-June 23rd, Midtown westIf you have already taken Desire or DANCE, or Basic, Advanced, & Pro, sign up for DESIRE SERIES II $165.00. Four 1.5 hour classes. 6 girls max.
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Friday, June 1, 2007

How to hide our flaws...aka cellulite


Strip tip:
Its all about the fishnets ladies. They are hot and you can get a pair that is all fishet and just a tiny wait band. Put then on and pullup a thong to cover the waistband for a cellulite zapper with sex appeal. The criss cross pattern will divert the eyes and make your legs look super hot.