NEWSLETTERS: January 2008

January Update 01.08

Happy New Year!! So ladies, did you get to smooch your favorite hottie when the ball dropped? Whoever invented the idea of kissing on New Year's Eve was brilliant! What better way to start the new year than in a steamy passionate lip lock. Of course it's great unless you have no lips to kiss, then it's just that reeeally uncomfortable moment after the ball drops. But whether you had your lips wrapped around your beau or the nearest shot glass at midnight, I am sure that shortly there after you started thinking about those New Year's resolutions. Yep, we all make 'em. Whether out loud or just to ourselves, there is always something we want to improve. Why not improve your sexy self this year?
Boosting confidence should be a required resolution every year because it is the one thing that truly makes us sexy! That means doing things that make you feel cool and confident, whether it's a new haircut or those pair of heels you've been dying to buy. Whatever (or whoever) it is that wasn't crossed off of your holiday wish list, go and get it! Stop making excuses and do the things that make you feel good about yourself!
This new year is going to be chock full of exciting new things for StripXpertease. And I can't wait. First of all, Stripper Strength is back. What better way to work on that "get in shape" resolution? And the Risqué Rehearsal is on the schedule, which will be open to any student who has ever studied with StripXpertease. You can practice your moves and even perform if you want. Whether you took a class at a bachelorette party, a workshop, a Stripper Strength class, or a Desire Series, bring yo-self! I am SO frickin' excited about this class, I can't even tell you!! It is going to be TONS of fun!!! I can't wait for the lights to start pulsing! See ya in class!
xoxox-Kimberly
P.S. Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so sign up now so you can blow his mind come V-day!


JANUARY-FEBRUARY
SCHEDULE

Baby it's cold outside... but we are sizzlin' inside!!

We have a class for everyone this year!

*Ready to reeeeally learn how to seduce through movement? ...Sign up for the Desire Series!*Want one-on-one personal attention?...Then treat yourself to a private lesson, just you and your instructor!

*Is your curiosity killing you? ...Sign up for the Basic Moves Intro Class to see what we're all about (find a gal pal to take the class and save $)

*Wanna truly learn lap dance and laugh till you cry?...Then grab your best gal pal and sign up for the Lap Dance Intensive!

*Have a million questions about the life of a stripper and the strip club? ...Then sign up for the Strip Club Field Trip and ask away!

*Ready to slim down for the spring?...Sign up for Stripper Strength!

*Wanna practice your moves with super cool lights and your own song?...Sign up for Risqué Rehearsal!

New Class Schedule Locations are listed on the Rates/Schedule page. Location details on Contact/Location page.

Also, I know some of you are not getting into the class you wanted. You have to sign up early or the classes will sell out!!

NEW YORK CLASSES

January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 11th, Fri 6:15-8:15 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 26th, Sat 5:45-7:45 pm
Stripper Strength: Tuesdays 6:10 pm, Wednesdays 8:10 pm ***first class is free!
Stripper Strength short class @ YSBD : Sundays 2 pm
Desire IA: Jan 6th-20th, Sundays 4:10-5:20 pm ...still spots available!!
Desire IA Weekend Cram: Jan 19th, Sat 12:00-3:45 pm
Desire IB: Jan 7th-21st, Mondays 7:10-8:20 pm
Lap Dance Intensive: Jan 24th Thurs, 8-10 pm
Strip Club Field Trip: Jan 31st, Thurs 8 pm
Risquè Rehearsal: Jan 17th, Thurs 8-10 pm

AUSTIN, TEXAS

January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 19th, Sat 5-7 pm
Desire IA: Jan 9th-23rd, Wednesdays 6-7:10 pm
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Jan 26th, Sat 2-5:45 pm

February
Stripper Strength: yes, it had been delayed...sorry gals. Class starts Feb 5th, Tuesdays 7 pm

Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night. Class Schedule HERE!

Prices:

Basic Moves Intro Class $45, $80 for 2

Desire Series $90

Strip Club Field Trip $25

Lap Dance Intensive $45, $80 for 2

Stripper Strength: 1st class is free. See website for prices.

HOW DO YOU TAKE OFF YOUR BRA?
In all of our classes, we go over how to remove our bra in an ultra sexy way. Every one brings an extra bra, then we put the bra on over our clothes to learn the move. And let me tell you, there is more than one way to put on a bra! I have seen them all, including a girl who put hers on like a t-shirt, hook first then over the head! So it only makes sense that there is more than one way to take off a bra. I want to share with you just one of our bra removal moves that we cover in our basic classes and one other fun thing you can do with your brassiere. For these moves let's use a strapped, back closure bra. And a cute one too, not the one with elastic hanging out and torn lace!

The Tease: For this move you are simply teasing him with the idea that your bra is coming off. With a wide hand (jazz hand) insert your thumbs underneath the strap at the top of your shoulder with palms facing away. First, just slide your thumbs up and down the front of the strap, pulling it an inch away from your skin. Then slide the thumbs back down to the bottom of the strap, and tuck your fingers inside the cup portion of the bra, leaving the thumbs in place. Then use the base of your hand to push and create some killer cleavage. Keep your hands pushing towards the center and then move your palms up and down creating a see-saw effect with your boobs. Look down at your cleavage and bite your lips, like you wish you could just take a bite. Remember your Predator Face!

The Super Glue Move: Start facing away from your sweetie. Slowly unhook your bra. If you have trouble don't worry, just take your time. It isn't a race. Once you unhook, immediately press your left bicep into your ribcage to hold the bra in place. Then take your right hand and grab the left bra strap at the top of the shoulder. Hold the strap between your thumb and your forefinger. Imagine that they are superglued to the strap. Slowly move the strap off of your shoulder. Use your right wrist to hold the cup of the left breast against your body. This means your wrist is pressing against the bottom of the cup. Next, slowly pull your left arm out of the strap. Go slowly! Then place your left hand on your waist. Quickly, without letting go of the superglued strap, throw your right hand low towards the floor. Basically you are aiming towards the ground, 2 feet to the right of your right foot. Next, twirl your hand up until it is pointing to the ceiling, and then drop the bra. Cover your breasts and turn around for the all-important reveal.

**Sign up for Basic Moves Intro or Desire IA to learn all about the reveal and what happens next!

Newsletter Secret Special/Give-Away
Shhhh. It's a secret. Mention the January Secret Newsletter Special and save 10% on a private lesson for you or a group of friends, if you put down a deposit between January 8th-11th.

And new this month, the Newsletter Give-Away: The first lady to write in with my correct old stripper name (the name I used to dance by) will get a free pass to the Basic Moves Workshop of their choosing for themselves or a friend. **Hint..look in our blog!

StripXpertease Info.
Private Lessons & Public Classes: Striptease, Lap Dancing, Floor Moves, Full Routines, Strengthening Class, Couples Class, Lingerie Shopping Tours, Field Trips, Practice/Performance Class, Pleasure (Toy) PartiesSign up for private lessons/public classes here.See all class descriptions here.

CONTACT US: WEB: StripXpertease.com
PHONE: 1.800.747.1462 OR 212.677.1831EMAIL: info@stripxpertease.comStudio Classes available in NYC & Austin, Texas.In-home classes available in NYC & Austin, Texas. In home classes also available in NY, Northern New Jersey, Long Island, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, San Marcos, and various other Texas cities for an additional travel fee.
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NEWSLETTERS: January Update '08

New January Dates 12.0

Hello ladies,
Just wanted to share the new dates for January in NYC. Also, check out our NEW practice/performance CLASS, the Risqué Rehearsal. In this super fun class you have a whole 2 hours to practice to your favorites tunes under the watchful eye of your instructor. At the end of the class, any student who wishes will have the opportunity to have their own risqué rehearsal in front of the whole class, complete with flashing club lights, their own outfit, and song of their own choosing. That's right, dance just like you're at the strip club, but without the boys! This class is open to any student who has taken at least one StripXpertease class, and is only $35! Hope to see you all in class!

xoxox-Kimberly
P.S. Don't forget, our gift certificates make a great stocking stuffer!


DECEMBER-JANUARY UPDATED
SCHEDULE

New Class Schedule (locations are listed on the
Rates/Schedule page Class Descriptions HERE )

NEW YORK CLASSES
December (most classes are already SOLD OUT)
Stripper Strength: Sundays 2 pm

January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 11th, Fri 6:15-8:15 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 26th, Sat 5:45-7:45 pm
Stripper Strength: Tuesdays 6:10 pm, Wednesdays 8:10 pm, Sundays 2pm
Desire IA: Jan 6th-20th, Sundays 4:10-5:20pm
Desire IA Weekend Cram: Jan 19th, Sat 12:00-3:45 pm
Desire IB: Jan 7th-21st, Mondays 7:10-8:20 pm
Lap Dance Intensive: Jan 24th Thurs, 8-10 pm
Strip Club Field Trip: Jan 31st, Thurs 8 pm
**NEW CLASS**Risquè Rehearsal: Jan 17th, Thurs 8-10 pm

AUSTIN, TEXAS
December
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 16th, Sun 1-3 pm

January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 7th, Mon 7-9 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 19th, Sat 5-7 pm
Desire IA: Jan 9th-23rd, Wednesdays 6-7:10 pm
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Jan 26th, Sat 2-5:45 pm
Stripper Strength: Tuesdays 7 pm

**Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night. Class Descriptions HERE

Prices:
Basic Moves Intro Class $45, $80 for 2
Desire Series $90
Risqué Rehearsal $35
Strip Club Field Trip $25
Lap Dance Intensive $80 for 2 tickets

December-January Schedule

StripXpertease Info.
Private Lessons & Public Classes: Striptease, Lap Dancing, Floor Moves, Full Routines, Strengthening Class, Couples Class, Lingerie Shopping Tours, Field Trips, Practice/Performance Class, Pleasure (Toy) PartiesSign up for private lessons/public classes here.See all class descriptions here.

CONTACT US:
WEB: StripXpertease.com
PHONE: 1.800.747.1462 OR 212.677.1831
EMAIL: info@stripxpertease.com
Studio Classes available in NYC & Austin, Texas.In-home classes available in NYC & Austin, Texas. In home classes also available in NY, Northern New Jersey, Long Island, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, San Marcos, and various other Texas cities for an additional travel fee.
FEEL FREE TO FORWARD ONTO FRIENDS
You can see previous newsletters on our blog


Newsletter Secret Special
Shhhh. It's a secret. Mention the December Secret Newsletter Special and save 10% on a private lesson for you or a group of friends, if you put down a deposit between December 12th -14th

The perfect bra fit

A client sent this to me..lots of good stuff ladies!

http://www.the-lingerie-post.com/2007/09/bra-sizing-101/

Doing a striptease if you are a guy..aka male exotic dancing

Personally I think you guys should just stay away from this. This is an art form that should be left to gay guys and girls. I just have a hard time with male strippers..not my thing. But I still get asked all the time..."Do you teach guys? Please help!" So here you go...this is the best I can do. I haven't actually watched this, but I would love to. Really I would. But it is hosted by Fawnia Mondey who is truly an expert and pioneer of female pole dancing so it can't be THAT bad.

Good luck Adonis...

http://www.amazon.com/Art-Exotic-Dancing-Striptease-Male/dp/B000G8P1WI

Women who don't like when their man looks at porn

OK ladies. This is a problem. I just saw a Tyra episode about this. Ladies....GET OVER IT!

There is nothing wrong with porn. That being said, anything can become an addiction. But I am talking women tripping over a once in a while viewing. Big deal. I am even ok with a weekly view or even every other day.

If a man wants to look at porn, let him. Let him ladies please. Because it's either porn or the lady he works with...seriously. We all need outlets. Men are wired differently than us. It isn't cheating when your boyfriend or husband looks at porn. It is cheating when he ending up sleeping with some random girl because he is so sexually frustrated because you freak out when he even glances at Playboy. I mean are you a murderer if you watch Kill Bill? Exactly.

Think about what it is exactly that bothers you. That he'll find those women more attractive? That he'll want to try a new position? Maybe the answer is yes. But so what? Porn stars for the most part are hot. That's why men like to look at them. But big deal. How many movies do you watch because of a hot movie star. I mean are you renting Oceans 11 just for the story line?Are you are renting Babel to see Kate Blanchett's winnign performance or Brad pitt all sweaty and hot?

And so he wants to try a new position. Variety is the spice of life. Try it you may like it!!

Also can I say you yourself should check it out. Porn is fun...watch it with your man. Believe me nothing makes a man happier (well...besides head). But really ladies. It is just an outlet, like shopping. And as long as women are allowed to try on shoes they could never afford and drool over jewelry we will never buy, men should be allowed to look at porn in peace.

Part Two of LA craigslist stripper rant..

See my commentary in RED. Here is part 2.


21) Hey cheap-asses: please don't come to my work. Just stay home and jack off to reruns of "I love Genie" instead. It will save us a both a lot of unpleasantry. ** Second fastest way to send a stripper away. Say, "hey can I have a 2 for one dance"

22) Stop asking me why I do this job and get all analytical on me. For the MONEY you moron, that's why. Duh. **I stripped to find the man of my dreams...HAHAHA!!!

23) No seriously, my real name is Vixen Blue. ** Why do you need to know my real name . You want to break me down, reeeeally get to know me? OK, the real me thinks you suck ....

24) NO, I will not take a dime sac of weed for payment. I can tell it's oregano anyway you sick mutherfucker! *** Hahaha. This never happened to me, but I did get guys who wanted to write me a check...This ain't the A&P honey.

25) Sorry, I don't do that. Ask the ugly girl with the overbite and the black roots over there by the bar. ***Lol..Funny though, the pretty girls usually were the naughtier ones. We just said, I dont do that honey, come back during the day shift.

26) It is not okay for you to bounce me on your cock like a baby on a knee. Not okay. **yeah...not OK.

27) Stop complaining about how short the song was. It felt like the fucking maxi-single to me. **oh boy, I love this gal. My favorite was guys who said let's wait for a long song. I wanted to say ok, lets wait till you cash your 401K.

28) Yes I will fuck you, but only for 10 grand. More if you're ugly. So basically, more. ** I once had a guy come in every week and up his offer by a grand. Really you wan to fuck me THAT bad? It was good for my ego anyway.

29) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. DO. NOT. ** But then no one would come in. ....

30) I don't care if you're cute and/or Brad Pitt's stunt double. I do not give free lapdances. Cute don't pay the rent. ** This is why I hated when celebrities or semi-celebrities would come in. Sometimes the ones with the most money were the cheapest. They wanted free dances. Like I would be honored to dance for them. I don't give a f**k who you play football for, pay me.

31) Girls--what's with the pole smell? Can we do a little hygiene check? Nothing than worse than twirling around a pole and getting a whiff of stale pussy. **Eww...I am glad I never experienced that one, but ladies..here's a tip. When you come to the club to get a dance, just know if you can smell yourself..so can we..... ( i know, i know, i shouldn't say it, but that's awful!)

32) Girls--stop lip-syncing to the song you're dancing to on stage. Especially if you don't quite know all the words. ***YES!!!!! I talk about this in my classes

33) Girls--if your toes curl and hang over your platforms a la' Fred Flinstone, you need to go up a size. *Another thing I discuss in my classes. New shoes or shoe pads glued in the shoe. :)

34) Girls--drowning yourself in Angel perfume is just as bad if not worse than the BO you're trying to cover. **Hey.... I like Angel.

35) Hey DJ! You suck! **And I loved my DJs. They were always like a partner in crime. :) And the booth was always a safe haven from the assholes in the club.

36) Girls--may I suggest complete sobriety before getting tatted up? Tattoos should be meaningful, or at least semi-meaningful, or at least semi semi-meaningful. That fucking smurf on your ass is lame. **That's kinda funny...

37) Girls--some songs should not be stripped to. Please. No Disney soundtracks (you know who you are), Sade, Bjork, or Aaron Carter. PLEASE. **Whats wrong with Sade? I hated country music, but that's just me. But yeah , musicals..come 'on...

Thanks for listening. Vixen Blue

This is from Craigslist LA. Rants about being a stripper.... Part one

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/24568433.html
I laughed my ass off when I 1st read this. This is really how the majority of us feel. I do think I have said all of this either out loud or in my head at least once. See my commentary in RED.
Here is part 1.

RANTS:

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?? It's a fuckin' dollar, put it down on the tiprail already. **yes, so true. My favorite is when you do a 15-20 second dance on stage for their $1, and they say, is that it? I'm like , uh, is THAT it? There were even the occasionally really drunk guys who actually tried to give you quarters. Don't do this boys. Quarters can leave quite a mark on your face when thrown by an angry stripper.

2) Men that come into the club for a lapdance with NO underwear or boxers and thin-ass, nylon shorts, so we slip and slide on your hard-on (which always feels like a sharpie pen). Ew! I don't even bother dancing with you nasty fucks anymore. ** Oh god, windshorts. Oh hey, you are the first guy who's ever thought of that! Wow. You must really be on to something. Please note that when your hard dick is poking through your wind pants it makes it really easy to aim my ass on it and sit down hard and fast. And whatever you are thinking in your head, trust me, it won't feel good. It will hurt reallll bad, and then you'll still owe me $20.

3) You with the thick-ass jeans--this was an impromptu visit, eh? ** Imagine sandpaper on your ass...it hurts. Hey cowboy, if you need to use a whole can of starch on your jeans, I am gonna have to pour a whole can of beer on your lap to make it pliable.

4) Don't pull my thong up during a dance and ask me if that felt good. It does NOT FEEL GOOD.** Or pull it down. I hated that. Once again you will just end up in pain and still owing me $20.

5) Hey you loser, counting all your bills to me after the dance, all $20 in ones, and rubbing your fingers between each one to make sure you are giving me just that one dollar. Yes, you. *This guy is a loser. Thank you kind sir, thank you so much for your charity.

6) No I will not let you just "slip it in real quick" for 50 more bucks. If you're going to proposition me, at least don't insult my worth. **Yes, men say this. Sometimes they offer more. Also heard, "hey, lemme see it" "can you put it in my mouth?" and my favorite "can I smell it"

7) Stop asking me if my tits are real. There are as real as my affection for you. *Classic, Also heard, "are those yours?"Reply," yep I bought 'em."

8) If you cum in your pants, you have to tip me an extra $100 for being a lame-ass who can cum from just a lapdance. ** Yes, oh yes, this happens too. I like her idea. :)

9) Stop asking me out. You're a smelly, fat loser and the only reason I'm smiling and cooing at you is because I want your money. Outside of the club I wouldn't even fart your way. **Actually keep asking me out, because until you figure it out, you're still gonna give me money.

10) Stop bitching at me about the goddamn two drink minimum. First of all your breath stinks, you have a piece of salami stuck to your goat-tee and you look like Jay Leno. Secondly, I don't give a shit. *Fastest way to get a stripper to leave your table, complain about drink prices. If you can't afford the drink you sure as hell aren't gonna get a dance...see ya!

11) Don't bitch at me about the $8 non-alcoholic beer either. Hide a bottle of Jack in your coat pocket next time like everyone else does. ** I haven't ever seen anyone do this at any club I worked at , but pretty clever.

12) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income. **I think this just about sums it all up.

13) No, you CAN'T SMOKE. Dumb. Ass. **Unfortunately I worked at a club where smoking was allowed. Prior to all the smoking bans.

14) Boys, don't sit in the front row with your homeboys and act all engrossed in some deep conversation (knowing damn well you ain't talking 'bout shit) during a girls performance because you want to look like you're too "cool" to notice the hot, naked girl in front of you. ** Boy, this is so true. This actually also happens during lap dances, and it kills me. I think every girl has given dances where the guy is looking around the room or talking to his friends. Usually suits or thugs. Trying to impress their friends. Easiest $20 for a stripper. I usually take that opportunity to work the room or make stupid faces at the guy I am dancing for.

15) DON'T SIT IN THE FRONT ROW IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TIP. Fer chrissakes!!!!!!!!!!! ** This should be a rule. end of story.

16) Dumb ass, don't ask me, "so what do you guys do when you're on your period?" Answer: I lap dance only with guys in dark pants. * I mean what do you think we do? I said I hold up in my house, put on sweat pants, smear chocolate all over my face, eat ho-hos ,and watch ghost over and over again. Isn't that what everyone does?

17) STOP trying to grab my tits!!!!!!!!! That's extra. **Hahaha. It should be extra. But it happens. I am always amused when regular girls are surprised that we get grabbed and touched all night long. They say, "But I thought that there were rules , that they couldn't touch you." Yes, but just like speeding... everyone does it.

18) SHOWER FIRST, you nasty fuck! **YES!!! I also hated when men wore inappropriate work clothes too. You really couldn't change out of your painters overalls before you came in? I mean WTF?

19) If you don't tip me, I'm going to call your wife. * tee hee hee...

20) I had a feeling you weren't going to tip me, so I took extra care to rub my lip gloss on your collar and wear extra glitter lotion before our dance. *Ummm, yeah...we do that. :)

Live again lyrics....life of a stripper

I like this song....makes me sad.."sniff, sniff"

Ying Yang Twins - Live Again (Feat. Adam Levine Of Maroon 5)

[Intro: D-Roc]
I know what you go through
From me to you, I love you

[Verse 1: D-Roc]
From the nigga to the baller, never satisfied
So the money got you doing shit that'll fuck up your pride
You ain't a hoe, you just really trying to get by
Every day looking up at the sky
Sometimes, shit get so hard
It really have you bothered
First you sigh, then you cry
Up a whole puddle of water
Seem like this shit won't ever end
Merry go rounds to the whirlwinds
Waves turn to a hurricane
If you see joy, you got to see pain
Shit in the world ain't gonna ever change
Even when you die, it'll be the same
Now you due to them circumstances
Jars aren't counted so your forced to dance
Hoping and praying for a second chance
Just wanna put back on your pants
Walk out the club and throw up your hands
Tired of being disrespected by her man
Think this shit ain't right for you
Niggaz been yellin all night for you
Got in your mind what's best for you
Walk up to the club to tell them your through

[Chorus: Adam Levine]
She's stuck off in this little room
With nothing left to hold onto
Her life is in a little box
She's wondering will it ever stop?
The life of a stripper

[Hook: Girl]
I'm so sick and I'm so tired
Of these clubs, I keep crying
Every night, I wipe my eyes
Cause these years pass me by
I give up, I'm all in
My whole life is full of sin
This road is a dead end
I wanna live again

[D-Roc]
From the part where a child is torn from a mothers umbilical cord
No one really enforces that lifes gonna be hard
Which is kinda left up to the teachers
And the teachers leave it up to the preachers
the preachers ain't fillin' up the bleachers
It's the rappers
Sad, ain't it

[Verse 2: Kane]
It was this girl named Star, pretty fine little woman
Going to college, taking off her clothes for money
She gotta pay the rent, she got a little girl
Her baby daddy ain't shit, See what she dealin with?
But she gotta hold on (hold on)
Wanna leave the club alone (you dead wrong)
She gotta pay the bills but in the meantime
She like "fuck how she feel" living is real
So she back in the club again
Taking off her clothes again
Going to school, going to work, getting tiring
Lack of sleep but baby gotta eat
and these shoes on her feet
She got a test next week so she stressed
Ask god to give her a blessing, send her in the right direction
Her parents died when she was eight years old
And after that, she felt like she was all alone
But she got her grandparents and they raised her well
Keep going to school, take care of yourself
Getting hard, going to school and work in the club
And at the same time looking for love
She can't keep skipping for an occupation
In a minute, she'll be graduating
Make her wanna throw up her hands
Now she only wanna live again

[Chorus: Adam Levine]
She's stuck off in this little room
With nothing left to hold onto
Her life is in a little box
She's wondering will it ever stop?
The life of a stripper

[Hook: Girl]
I'm so sick and I'm so tired
Of these clubs, I keep crying
Every night, I wipe my eyes
Cause these years pass me by
I give up, I'm all in
My whole life is full of sin
This road is a dead end
I wanna live again

[Chorus]

Newsletter Give Away

To those that are looking...good luck!!!
xoxox
-Kimberly

NEWSLETTERS: Mid-December Update

New Class Update January

Hello ladies, Just wanted to share the new dates for January in NYC. Also, check out our NEW practice/performance CLASS, the Risqué Rehearsal. In this super fun class you have a whole 2 hours to practice to your favorites tunes under the watchful eye of your instructor. At the end of the class, any student who wishes will have the opportunity to have their own risqué rehearsal in front of the whole class, complete with flashing club lights, their own outfit, and song of their own choosing. That's right, dance just like you're at the strip club, but without the boys! This class is open to any student who has taken at least one StripXpertease class, and is only $35! Hope to see you all in class!

xoxox-KimberlyP.S. Don't forget, our gift certificates make a great stocking stuffer!

DECEMBER-JANUARY UPDATED SCHEDULE
**New classes in PURPLE!**
New Class Schedule (locations are listed on the
Rates/Schedule page Class Descriptions HERE )

NEW YORK CLASSES
December (most classes are already SOLD OUT)
Stripper Strength: Sundays 2 pm
January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 11th, Fri 6:15-8:15 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 26th, Sat 5:45-7:45 pm
Stripper Strength: Tuesdays 6:10 pm, Wednesdays 8:10 pm, Sundays 2pm
Desire IA: Jan 6th-20th, Sundays 4:10-5:20pm
Desire IA Weekend Cram: Jan 19th, Sat 12:00-3:45 pm
Desire IB: Jan 7th-21st, Mondays 7:10-8:20 pm
Lap Dance Intensive: Jan 24th Thurs, 8-10 pm
Strip Club Field Trip: Jan 31st, Thurs 8 pm
**NEW CLASS**Risquè Rehearsal: Jan 17th, Thurs 8-10 pm
AUSTIN, TEXASDecember
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 16th, Sun 1-3 pm
January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 7th, Mon 7-9 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 19th, Sat 5-7 pm
Desire IA: Jan 9th-23rd, Wednesdays 6-7:10 pm
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Jan 26th, Sat 2-5:45 pm
Stripper Strength: Tuesdays 7 pm
**Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night. Class Descriptions HERE

Prices:Basic Moves Intro Class $45, $80 for 2Desire Series $90Risqué Rehearsal $35Strip Club Field Trip $25Lap Dance Intensive $80 for 2 tickets

NEWSLETTERS: December Update

December Update 12-02-07

Happy Holidays ladies! So, December is finally upon us. And for many of us that means a whole heck of a lot of added stress. Holiday planning, gift buying, party attending, family gatherings, food, and the dreaded winter weight gain! It can be too much! But what we have to remember is that some how we got through it all last year, and the year before, and the year before that. This too shall pass. And when it has, what fantastic memories we will have! The perfect gift given; hopefully the perfect gift received; the most amazing party thrown; the absolute best party attended; a peaceful family gathering full of love and sharing and a holiday to top years before. Because in spite of all of the added stress, this really is "the most wonderful time of the year!"But ladies, make sure you have that memory this year that might have been missing from last year. It is the memory of the most magnificent gift that you gave yourself. Oh and I have some ideas if you are drawing a blank ;) And if you are still stumped on the perfect gift for him, then come take a class. Then you can show him what Santa does to boys on the naughty list! xoxox-Kimberly

P.S. Our gift certificates make a great stocking stuffer!

December-January Schedule
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:Now Dasher, now Dancer. Now Prancer and Vixen... Hmmmm, night at the strip club or famous Christmas poem?.....you decide.Seriously, that doesn't just apply to reindeer! Dash into class to prance and dance with us, and release your inner vixen. Find out why we're on the naughty list every year, and proud of it!New Class Schedule (sign up and see locations on the Rates/Schedule page)NEW YORK CLASSESDecember
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 17th, Mon 7:30-9:30 pm ...3 spots left
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Dec 15th, Sat 12-3:45 pm ...3 spots left
January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 11th, Fri 6:15-8:15 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 26th, Sat 5:45-7:45 pm
January Desire IA, IA Cram, IB, IIA, Lap Dance Intensive, and Strip Club Field Trip schedule will be released in a couple of weeks. So, stay tuned....
AUSTIN, TEXASDecember
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 12th, Wed 7-9 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 16th, Sun 1-3 pm
January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 7th, Mon 7-9 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 19th, Sat 5-7 pm
Desire IA: Jan 9th-23rd, every Wed 6-7:10 pm
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Jan 26th 2-5:45 pm
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night. Class Schedule HERE!Prices:Basic Moves Intro Class $45, $80 for 2Desire Series $90Strip Club Field Trip $25Lap Dance Intensive $45, $80 for 2

Newsletter Holiday Secret Special
Shhhh. It's a secret. Mention the December Secret Newsletter Special and save 10% on a private lesson for you or a group of friends, if you put down a deposit between December 12th -14th.

Stripper Strength Update. Workout Classes to Start in January in TX and NYC!
Boy, what an ordeal it was to find new space in New York! But after nearly 3 weeks of searching we found it! I want to thank the many of you who showed your support during this trying time. And thanks for all the suggestions on where to find a new space. I can now say that I know about every single dance studio/rehearsal space in New York City! So a few things will be changing for NYC gals. First, will obviously be the location. Second, will be the length of the class, and last will be the price of the class. Read below for all the details and see you in class!!And Texas gals, it is finally here! Now you too can experience the thigh-burning, ab-crunching, butt lifting, toe pointing, hot, hot, stripper strength work-out class! Oh, and here is the best part for all students (even previous Empire Dance students) your first class is totally FREE! Yay!

CLASS INFO:
Stripper Strength is a strengthening and flexibility class with a bit of spice designed to help you move and feel better in other StripXpertease classes and in life!
All Stripper Strength weeknight classes for NYC and Austin will start in January.
Class runs 1 hour and 10 minutes.
Women 18 and over only, NO exceptions.
Private room with NO spectators.
Class can be performed in sneakers or bare feet, but heels are recommended, and fun too!
Class is perfect for all women, all ages, all fitness levels.
Wear normal gym attire. No nudity! (However, booty shorts and sports bras are ok)
We require you to come with an open mind and with out judgement about your body or others.
Bring water, be prepared to push yourself, work hard, sweat, feel sexy, and have fun!!!
SCHEDULE:NYCTuesdays: 6:10-7:20 pm @ Player's Theater (Studio 2D) MAP Starts Jan 8thWednesdays: 8:10-9:20 pm @ Ripley Grier (Studio 16P) MAP Starts Jan 9thSundays: 2-3 pm (short class, 55 minutes) @ You Should Be Dancing MAP (you must sign up/pay at their location for Sunday class) Starts Dec 2ndAUSTINTuesdays: 7:00-8:10 pm @ Free Spirit MAP Starts Jan 8th RATES:First class is free!!! Yep, thats right! So what do you have to lose....except your inhibitions?Drop-ins are $20.004 class card: $74.0010 class card: $165.0020 class card: $362.50Class cards and drop-ins may be purchased online on the Rates/Schedule page.

POLICY:For class rules/payment procedure, see the bottom of our Rates page or click here.

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StripXpertease 2006 & 2007 list of songs to strip to

So here are the complete lists for the past two years from SXT classes and cds.
Fun stuff.
Keep in mind, these come from old lists, downloaded songs, from as far back as ...well, lets just say they go waaayyy back. So the "original lists" may have typos, incorrect artists, and so forth, but its the best we got for ya.

Also keep in mind these songs ...especially ones prior to 2004, were songs that were right for me to dance to as an exotic dancer in a club. They might not be right for you, dancing at home for yourself or a lover. I picked music that made me feel an emotion that I could translate into dance, whether that emotion was sadness, anger, or happiness. So lyrics that make me happy might make you want to barf! Also, I danced to make money, so I also tried to pick music that would appeal to the men in the audience with the most money. So I would quite often dance to music from the 60's and 70's. Although most of those songs have been removed, there might be a few left behind. And some songs were appropriate for the club to get the "party"started , but aren't appropriate for in home striptease. Whatever the case, find a song that is slow and appeals to you and have fun!


blog post of song lists
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/12/rockin-songs.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/12/stripxperteasesongs-to-strip-to.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/12/song-suggestionsnew-faves.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/12/songs-to-strip-to-september-august-list.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/12/songs-to-strip-to-more-more-more-i-ii.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/12/strip-tease-song-suggestionssummer-07.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/12/songs-to-strip-to-super-slow-and-sexy.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/12/song-suggestionsold-school-corey.html

Rockin songs

Harder to Breathe 2:54 Maroon 5 Songs About Jane
boys and girls 3:05 good charlotte the young and the hopeless
Stellar 3:20 Incubus Make Yourself
A Million Ways To Be Cruel 3:27 OK Go
Doll Parts 3:31 Hole
The Hardest Button To Button 3:32 White Stripes Elephant
I Wish You Were Here 3:34 Incubus I Wish You Were Here (Radio Si
Sugar, We're Going Down 3:36 Fall Out Boy From Under The Cork Tree
Maps 3:40 Yeah Yeah Yeahs Fever To Tell
Lala 3:44 Ashlee Simpson
Right Here Waiting 3:46 Staind
You're All I Have 3:51 Snow Patrol Euro Xclusive 06-12
Into The Fire 3:54 Thirteen Senses
Bring Me To Life 3:57 Evanesence
Smile Like You Mean It 4:00 The Killers Mr Brightside
Track 13 4:03 Filter Amalgamut
Heaven 4:04 Los Lonely Boys Los Lonely Boys
White Wedding 4:09 Billy Idol Wedding Singer
One More Thing 4:10 L7 Bricks Are Heavy
Bullets 4:13 Augustana Augustana Demo
derilect 4:17 Beck
Sunburn 4:24 Fuel Sunburn
Intoxicated 4:39 Bob Schneider More Than A Feeling
Dani California 4:40 Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Cradle Of Love 4:41 Billy Idol
Stand Back 4:57 Fleetwood Mac
Change (In the House of Flies) 4:59 Deftones The White Pony
Saturday Night Special 5:09 Lynard Skynard
Band on the Run 5:14 Paul McCartney & Wings Band on the Run
Edge Of Seventeen 5:25 Fleetwood Mac
Take a Picture 6:04 Filter
Take a Picture 6:04 Filter
In Your Room 6:26 Depeche Mode Songs Of Faith And Devotion
Hotel California 6:32 Eagles

StripXpertease...songs to strip to

original list
your love is one in a milion Aaliya 4:32 100
Forever Love Anna Nalick 3:14
So Into You Ashanti 4:34 Street Dreams 100
Bullets Augustana 4:13 Augustana Demo
Feel Fine Augustana 4:08 Mayfield EP 100
derilect Beck 4:17
Everytime Britney Spears 3:57 In the Zone
What's It Gonna Be Busta Rhymes 5:24 E.L.E. The Final World Front
drive The Cars 3:56 100
Me and You Cassie 3:12 100
Do It To It Cherish ft. Sean Paul & YoungBloodz - 3:58
the red Chevelle 3:59 the red
Wicked Games Chris Issac 4:05 100
Get Mine, Get Yours Christina Aguilera 3:45 Stripped
Beautiful World Coldplay 2:17 Parachutes
choux pastry heart Corinne Bailey Rae 3:57 100
I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight Cutting crew 4:37
A Movie Script Ending Death Cab for Cutie 4:20 The Photo Album
Love Bites Def Leppard 5:43
Change (In the House of Flies) Deftones 4:59 The White Pony
In Your Room Depeche Mode 6:26 Songs Of Faith And Devotion
Stripped Depeche Mode 4:17
Dangerously In Love Destinys Child 5:06 Survivor 100
New York Minute Don Henley 6:34
Come Undone Duran Duran 4:35
Giving Something He Can Feel EnVogue 3:58 Funky Divas
So What Field Mob Featuring Ciara 3:45 100
father figure George micheal 5:41
Gnarls Barkley Gnarls Barkley 3:01
Black Cherry Goldfrapp 4:56 Black Cherry-ADVANCE 100
Ride A White Horse Goldfrapp 4:32 Supernature
Goldfrapp - Number 1 Goldfrapp 3:20 Supernature
Beautiful Goldfrapp 4:49 Supernature 100
Hollaback Girl Gwen Stefanie ft Fat Joe, Busta Rhymes, Chingy - 4:23
Goodnight And Go Imogen Heap 3:52 Forthcoming Album Track
Come Here Boy Imogen Heap 3:58 I Megaphone 100
Cant Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue 3:50 Cant Get You Out Of My Head
Destroy Everything You Touch Lady Tron 3:51 Witching Hour 100
Erotica Madonna 5:19 Erotica
Substitute For Love Madonna 5:11 Madonna - Ray Of Light
Candy Perfume girl Madonna 4:39 Madonna - Ray Of Light
Rain Madonna 5:25
what it feels like for a girl Madonna 4:48
Gallery Mario Vazquez 3:44 100
Teardrop Massive attack 5:25 100
Can't Stop Missy Elliott 3:49 The Cookbook
The Way You Move Outkast 3:55 Speakerboxx/The Love Below 100
Black Pearl Jam 5:44 Ten 100
I'd Die Without You PM Dawn 4:11 100
Roxanne police 3:14
Strangers Portishead 3:58 Dummy
Fun For Me Portishead & Moloko 3:48 THE CHILLOUT ALBUM - DISK 2
Always In My Head Psapp 3:26 100
buttons Pussy Cat Dolls 3:46 PCD
Wait a Minute Pussy Cat Dolls 3:42
No Ordinary Love Sade 7:20
Silence Sarah McLaughlin 4:05
Let's Get Blown Snoop Dogg 4:39 Snoop_Dogg_R&G_Rhythm_and_Gang
Into The Fire Thirteen Senses 3:54
Sexbomb Tom Jones 3:32
Genius of Love Tom Tom Club 5:35
Mississippi Train 5:07 Drops of Jupiter 100
Call Me Tweet 2:57 Southern Hummingbird(Advance)-
And The Beat Goes On The Whispers 4:55 Super Hits Of 80 100
Dancefloor FG, le mix Winter 2005, 17 - Greens Keepers feat. Colette - Keep it down 4:20
Oh My God 3:44
Perfect 3:23
Sweet Dreams Are Made of This 4:54
i don;t wanna 4:15

Strip tease Song Suggestions...summer 07

Songs to Strip to. Super slow and sexy

here is the whole list with all the ones they wouldn't publish

Ain't No Sunshine 2:03 Van Morrison
All is Full of Love 3:18 Death Cab for Cutie
Always In My Head 3:26 Psapp
another drink of whiskey 4:36 breedlove
Bad Girl 5:23 Madonna
Beautiful 2:41 Me'shell Ndegeocello
Beautiful World 2:17 Coldplay
Black Cherry 4:56 Goldfrapp
Candy Perfume girl 4:39 Madonna
Champagne From a Paper Cup 2:39 Death Cab For Cutie
choux pastry heart 3:57 Corinne Bailey Rae
Classic Girl 5:08 Janes Addiction
Come Here Boy 3:58 Imogen Heap
Come Undone 4:35 Duran Duran
Dangerously In Love 5:06 Destinys Child
Disarm 3:16 Smashing Pumpkins
Enchantment 3:58 Corrine Bailey Rae
Erotica 5:19 Madonna
Eulogy 8:28 Tool
Everybody Here Wants You 4:44 Jeff Buckley
Fake Plastic Trees 4:50 Radiohead
father figure 5:41 George micheal
file brazil 5:52
Forever Love 3:14 Anna Nalick
Giving Something He Can Feel 3:58 EnVogue
Glory Box 5:06 Portishead
Hate It Or Love It (Feat. 50 Cent) (Produced By Cool & Dre) 3:26 The Game
Heaven 4:02 Bryan Adams
HEY JOE 3:22 JIMMY HENDRIX
In The Air Tonight 5:37 Phil Collins
It Could Be Sweet 4:20 Portishead
It Ends Tonight 4:05 The All-American Rejects
Jungle Fever 4:20 The Chakachas
Justify My Love 4:57 Madonna
Let's Get Blown 4:39 Snoop Dogg
Lets Get It On 4:00 Marvin Gaye
Long Time 4:24 The Roots
luxurious 4:24 Gwen Stefani
Mississippi 5:07 Train
Mouth 4:33 Bush
Music 4:04 Leela James
No Ordinary Love 7:20 Sade
Nothing's Impossible 4:21 Depeche Mode
Numb 4:00 Portishead
Only You 5:02 Portishead
protection 7:51 Massive Attack
Quicksand 2:13 Incubus
Rain 5:25 Madonna
realxing song 6:02
Ride A White Horse 4:32 Goldfrapp
Roxanne 3:14 police
Say It Right 3:43 Nelly Furtado
Substitute For Love 5:11 Madonna
Summertime Rolls 6:19 Jane's Addiction
Sunday Morning 5:09 Lily Allen
Teardrop 5:25 Massive attack
Thinking About You 3:19 Norah Jones
Track 14 6:24 Lenny kravitz
Treefingers 3:44 Radiohead
Trouble 4:32 Coldplay
Trust 4:27 Me'shell Ndegeocello
What Goes Around. 7:29 Justin Timberlake
what it feels like for a girl 4:48 Madonna
When You Love Somebody 4:34 Leela James
Wild Horses 4:45 Mazzy Star
With Or Without Out You 4:56 U2
You Make Me Feel So Good 4:07 Meshell Ndegeocello
your love is one in a milion 4:32 Aaliya

Song Suggestions...Old School Corey

So this is the link to the imix. And because iTunes said it didn't have "all" of the songs I tried to publish, the original list of the songs is below( including the year)Enjoy!!

Purple Rain 1984 Prince
Little Red Corvette 1983 Prince
Cowboys And Angels 1998 George Michael
I Can't Make You Love Me 1998 George Michael
Sweet Lullaby 1993 Deep Forest
Apple Juice Kissing 1994 Deee-Lite
Stay In Bed, Forget The Rest 1994 Dee-Lite
Say Ahhh... 1994 Deee-Lite
She Runs Away 1996 Duncan Sheik
Serena 1996 Duncan Sheik
Comfortably Numb 1988 Pink Floyd
Money 1988 Pink Floyd
Time 1988 Pink Floyd
Raspberry Beret 1985 Prince
Controversy 1981 Prince
Music Selector In The Soul Reflector 1994 Deee-Lite
Enjoy The Silence 1998 Depeche Mode
Personal Jesus 1998 Depeche Mode
Never Let Me Down Again 1998 Depeche Mode
A Question Time 1998 Depeche Mode
Stripped 1998 Depeche Mode
#41 1996 Dave Matthews Band
Crash Into Me 1996 Dave Matthews Band
La Mer 1999 Nine Inch Nails
We're In This Together 1999 Nine Inch Nails
Even Deeper 1999 Nine Inch Nails
Promise To Try 1989 Madonna
Two Lovers Blu Sanders
Bulletproof Bodyrubber 1998 The Scabs
So Fresh & So Fine 1998 The Scabs
Big Butts & Blow Jobs 1998 The Scabs
This The Trip Sister 7
Strangers 1994 Portishead

Song Suggestions...new faves

as usual here is the original list

Closer To My Dreams 100 India Arie 4:45 Voyage to India Love
Dancing 100 Elisa 5:37 Then Comes The Sun General Alternative
Try Again 100 Aaliyah feat_Timbaland 4:40 OST Romeo Must Die Soundtrack
Lazy Eye 100 Silversun Pickups 7:28 E.P. Alternative & Punk
This Is Why I'm Hot M.I.M.S. 4:15 M.I.M.S. (Music Is My Savior) Hip Hop/Rap
Ice Box 100 OMarion 4:46 Blues
Make Me Better 4:16
POBRE DIABLA DON OMAR 4:14 THE LAST DON reggaeton
One Blood The Game 4:15 The Doctors Advocate Rap & Hip-Hop
Throw Some Ds Rich Boy 4:00
Rock Star R. Kelly feat. Kid Rock & Ludacris 4:47 Double Up 2007 Soul And R&B
Umbrella Rhianna 4:15 R&B
Imagination 100 Floetry 6:24 Flo' Ology R&B
Closer 100 Floetry 4:05 Flo'Ology (Advance) Neo-Soul
Getting Late Floetry 6:47 Floetic [Bonus Tracks] Rap/R&B
Say Yes 100 Floetry 4:28 Floetic Hip-Hop
Hope for the Hopeless A Fine Frenzy 4:12 Blues
Lifesize A Fine Frenzy 3:39 Lifesize - Single Other
It's Too Late 100 Sarah Sharp 3:42 Fourth Person Folk
I'm Goin' Down Mary J. Blige 3:42
Día a Día Salvador 4:22 Con Poder Latin
Tear In Your Hand Tori Amos 4:39 Little Earthquakes Rock
China Tori Amos 5:00 Little Earthquakes Rock/Pop
I'll Be Dreaming 100 The Pierces 4:58 The Pierces Folk
Get Down Rich Boy & Timbaland 1:51 DJ Smallz-Southern Smoke 17-(B Rap
My December Linkin Park 4:17
So Sick Ne-Yo 3:28 So Sick (CDS) R&B
Sexy Love Ne-Yo 3:40 In My Own Words R&B
Back To Black Amy Winehouse 4:03 Back To Black Jazz
Dear Ben Jennifer Lopez 3:14 This Is Me Then R&B
Your My Flavor 80 Lenny Kravitz 3:49 5 Rock/Pop

Songs to Strip to... September & August list

complete list
Back To Black 4:03 Amy Winehouse Back To Black
Bed 4:27 J. Holiday www.cicana.com
Breathe Me 6:24 Sia DanceHits
buttons 3:46 Pussy Cat Dolls PCD
Chocolate 5:01 Kylie Minogue Body Language
Closer 4:05 Floetry Flo'Ology (Advance) 100
Closer To My Dreams 4:45 India Arie Voyage to India 100
Glory Box 5:06 Portishead Dummy
Ice Box 4:46 OMarion 100
jazz music 3:33 De Phazz Cafe del Mar
Let It Go 5:16 Keyshia Cole http://kevipodmusic.blogspot.com/
mad about you 3:46 Hooverphonic
Music 4:04 Leela James
Ride A White Horse 4:32 Goldfrapp Supernature
Sexelevatormuzic 5:16 Thievery Corporation
Sexy Boy 4:58 Air
Whatever You Like 3:55 Nicole Scherzinger shai_55

complete list
Anonymous Bobby V 4:55 Special Occasion
Beauty In The Breakdown Frou Frou 4:16
Breathe In Frou Frou 4:28 Details 100
Call Me Tweet 2:57 Southern Hummingbird(Advance)-
I Belong to You Lenny Kravitz 4:18 5
In The Waiting Line Zero 7 4:32 Garden State Soundtrack 100
is this real Lisa hall 4:56 Practical Magic Soundtrack
It Could Be Sweet Portishead 4:20 Dummy
luxurious Gwen Stefani 4:24 zone 4 remix
Me and You Cassie 3:12 100
Nobody Loves Me Portishead 4:11
Numb Sia 4:40 Colour The Small One
Say Yes Floetry 4:28 Floetic 100
Tear In Your Hand Tori Amos 4:39 Little Earthquakes
That's the Way Love Goes Janet Jackson 4:27
This Is Why I'm Hot M.I.M.S. 4:15 M.I.M.S. (Music Is My Savior)
Upgrade You Beyonce 4:33
your love is one in a million Aaliya 4:32 100
Your My Flavor Lenny Kravitz 3:49 5 80

Songs to Strip to. More more more I, II, & III

original list
your love is one in a milion Aaliya 4:32 100
Forever Love Anna Nalick 3:14
Heaven Bryan Adams 4:02 So Far So Good
Jungle Fever The Chakachas 4:20 Boogie Nights
Trouble Coldplay 4:32 Parachutes 100
Enchantment Corrine Bailey Rae 3:58
All is Full of Love Death Cab for Cutie 3:18 The Photo Album (Limited Bonus
Champagne From a Paper Cup Death Cab For Cutie 2:39 something about airplanes
Dangerously In Love Destinys Child 5:06 Survivor 100
Come Undone Duran Duran 4:35
Giving Something He Can Feel EnVogue 3:58 Funky Divas
father figure George micheal 5:41
Black Cherry Goldfrapp 4:56 Black Cherry-ADVANCE 100
luxurious Gwen Stefani 4:24 zone 4 remix
Come Here Boy Imogen Heap 3:58 I Megaphone 100
Quicksand Incubus 2:13 Light Grenades
Everybody Here Wants You Jeff Buckley 4:44 Sketches For My Sweetheart The
HEY JOE JIMMY HENDRIX 3:22
When You Love Somebody Leela James 4:34 A Change Is Gonna Come
Music Leela James 4:04
Bad Girl Madonna 5:23 Erotica
Justify My Love Madonna 4:57 60
Rain Madonna 5:25
what it feels like for a girl Madonna 4:48
protection Massive Attack 7:51
Teardrop Massive attack 5:25 100
Beautiful Me'shell Ndegeocello 2:41
Say It Right Nelly Furtado 3:43 Loose
Thinking About You Norah Jones 3:19
Glory Box Portishead 5:06 Dummy
It Could Be Sweet Portishead 4:20 Dummy
Numb Portishead 4:00 Dummy
Only You Portishead 5:02
Always In My Head Psapp 3:26 100
No Ordinary Love Sade 7:20
Mississippi Train 5:07 Drops of Jupiter 100
Ain't No Sunshine Van Morrison 2:03


II

original list
It Ends Tonight The All-American Rejects 4:05
Forever Love Anna Nalick 3:14
Another drink of whiskey breedlove 4:36 reach out 60
Heaven Bryan Adams 4:02 So Far So Good
Mouth Bush 4:33
Trouble Coldplay 4:32 Parachutes 100
Choux pastry heart Corinne Bailey Rae 3:57 100
Enchantment Corrine Bailey Rae 3:58
All is Full of Love Death Cab for Cutie 3:18 The Photo Album (Limited Bonus
Champagne From a Paper Cup Death Cab For Cutie 2:39 something about airplanes
Nothing's Impossible Depeche Mode 4:21 2005 - Playing The Angel 100
Dangerously In Love Destinys Child 5:06 Survivor 100
Giving Something He Can Feel EnVogue 3:58 Funky Divas
Father figure George micheal 5:41
Come Here Boy Imogen Heap 3:58 I Megaphone 100
Everybody Here Wants You Jeff Buckley 4:44 Sketches For My Sweetheart The
HEY JOE JIMMY HENDRIX 3:22
Sunday Morning Lily Allen 5:09
Erotica Madonna 5:19 Erotica
Bad Girl Madonna 5:23 Erotica
Substitute For Love Madonna 5:11 Madonna - Ray Of Light
wWat it feels like for a girl Madonna 4:48
Teardrop Massive attack 5:25 100
Beautiful Me'shell Ndegeocello 2:41
Trust Me'shell Ndegeocello 4:27
Roxanne police 3:14
Only You Portishead 5:02
Always In My Head Psapp 3:26 100
Treefingers Radiohead 3:44 Kid A
Long Time The Roots 4:24 Game Theory
No Ordinary Love Sade 7:20
Disarm Smashing Pumpkins 3:16 Siamese Dreams
Let's Get Blown Snoop Dogg 4:39 Snoop_Dogg_R&G_Rhythm_and_Gang
Eulogy Tool 8:28 Anima
Ain't No Sunshine Van Morrison 2:03



III

original list
All That I Can Say Mary J Blige 5:27
Big Girls Don't Cry Fergie 4:28 The Dutchess
Spinning Zero 7 6:03 Simple Things 60
Purple Rain Prince 8:40 The Hits/The B-Sides [Disc 2]
Cowboys And Angels George Michael 7:15 Ladies & Gentlemen: The Best Of George Michael [Disc 1]
Sweet Lullaby Deep Forest 3:54 Deep Forest
Apple Juice Kissing Deee-Lite 3:14 Dewdrops In The Garden
Stay In Bed, Forget The Rest Dee-Lite 3:09 Dewdrops In The Garden
Stripped Depeche Mode 3:52 Singles 1986-1998 (Disc 1)
Even Deeper Nine Inch Nails 5:48 The Fragile (Left) 100
Closer To My Dreams India Arie 4:45 Voyage to India 100
Say Yes Floetry 4:28 Floetic 100
Closer Floetry 4:05 Flo'Ology (Advance) 100
Tear In Your Hand Tori Amos 4:39 Little Earthquakes
I'll Be Dreaming The Pierces 4:58 The Pierces 100
Back To Black Amy Winehouse 4:03 Back To Black
Your My Flavor Lenny Kravitz 3:49 5 80
In The Waiting Line Zero 7 4:32 Garden State Soundtrack 100
I Cry Anthony Hamilton 4:26 Soulife (Advance) 100

Newsletter: November Update

November Update 11-14-07

Hello Ladies! It is that time again, the leaves are changing. Trees are shedding their leaves in order to prepare themselves for the winter (to accommodate for a shortage of water and light). Also, this loss of leaves helps prevent frost by reducing their surface area. So essentially, they change to survive. A lot like us, I say. This has also been a time of change for me. Empire Dance, the studio that I have taught at for over a year and a half and rented space from even longer, is closing. And the studio in Austin, Free Spirit, is finally opening. That means big changes for StripXpertease. On top of that, my roommate wants to move both of us to a new apartment (and in New York that is exciting, but no easy feat). But this is life, isn't it? It is constantly changing, and we must change with it to survive. Sometimes the change is welcome, sometimes it is met with fierce opposition, and sometimes it takes the passage of time for us to realize that the transition was truly a blessing in disguise. Either way, change is inevitable. So I will try my best to embrace this ending and new transformation within StripXpertease (see my thoughts below) with grace and dignity. And I think we all should take a cue from nature. When we are forced to change, we should do it like the trees, and transform in vibrant, breathtaking, bold, beautiful style. :)Enjoy the color, it is only there for a brief moment. xoxoxo-Kimberly


November-December Schedule
There will be a limited schedule this November and December. We gotta eat turkey and go shopping after all! Sign up or see schedule HERE!!UPCOMING AUSTIN, TX PUBLIC CLASSESNOVEMBER ...classes are already fullDECEMBER
*Basic Moves Intro Class: December 12th, Wed 7-9 pm.
UPCOMING NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC CLASSES NOVEMBER
*Strip Club Field Trip: November 29th, Thurs 8pm ...last trip 'till 2008
*Desire Series IA (weekend cram) November 17, Sat 12-3:45 pm...last Desire Series at introductory rate, only $80
*Desire Series IA November 26th-December 10th, every Mon 7-8:10 pm
*Desire Series IIA November 26th-December 10th, every Mon 8:20-9:30pm
DECEMBER
*Basic Moves Intro Class: December 1st, Sat 6-8 pm
*Desire IA (weekend cram): December 15th, Sat 12-3:45 pm....JUST ADDED!
*Basic Moves Intro Class: December 17th, Mon 7:30-9:30 pm
*Desire Series IB December 2nd-16th, every Sun 3:30-4:40 pm
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night! Class descriptions HERE!!
PRICES: Basic Moves Intro Class: $45 or $80 for 2Strip Club Field Trip: $25Desire Series: $90

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Goodbye Empire Dance, Hello Free Spirit
I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first? OK, good first. As many of you Texas gals know, Saralynn has been in the process of building her own studio called Free Spirit. No worries ladies, she will still be teaching for us. Having this new studio will finally allow room for all of the ongoing classes that we have had in full swing here in NYC like Stripper Strength and Desire. I have yet to see the finished product, but will get my first glimpse this Xmas. I can't wait! Although the space isn't completely finished, we have been holding classes there already, and students are loving it. Oh, and did I mention there are poles? So, YAY! They will have a grand opening party coming up real soon. I will keep you posted.

Now for the bad news. This Friday, as I was pulling into the airport to head back to NYC, I got a call from Reba, the owner of Empire Dance. I knew that for months they had been planning to move into a new and much better space. I was so excited to have SXT classes in TWO new studios come 2008. Anyhow, Reba goes on to say that the budget for the new place was getting out of control. No surprise there, there are always those damn unexpected costs. But what she said next nearly floored me. She said that due to these costs, Empire Dance would be closing its doors...for good... in three weeks. I just said, "I, uh, I uh, wow, ummm, wow." Then she dropped another bomb. She said that some of the staff would be invited to teach at You Should Be Dancing, keeping our same schedule, and that this company would even honor class cards for current Empire students. Then came bomb number three. I was invited and they needed an answer by Sunday, two days away. Again, I stuttered " I, uh, I uh, wow, I uh, OK."

I had taught Stripper Strength at Empire Dance for a year and a half. I constantly rented space from them for my other classes. I taught at least 4 times a week there. I felt at home there. I thought, where the f*#@ was this coming from!?! Not to mention, as I was on the phone in the truck, my father, who had brought me to the airport, had unloaded my bags and had left them unattended on the sidewalk. I was stuttering to Reba, imagining my bags being confiscated by some overzealous airport security guard and my insides being probed and studied in some airport lockdown. "Dad!," I said, "You can't leave my bags unattended!" He thought that as long as WE could see them that they weren't unattended. Gees.I had a lot of time to think on the plane. Thank god they serve alcohol.

I knew the new studio couldn't possibly take all of us on. Those that were invited to move over would have to cut their class load and leave students out in the dark. I didn't want to do that. I figured the only way to continue was to pray that they could let me teach the classes that they couldn't assimilate somewhere else. And did I even want to teach there? I hadn't even seen the space or met the staff!As I anticipated, the new studio didn't have room for the Tues and Wed night class. They could only take Sunday. So, the Sunday 2 pm class will continue on at You Should be Dancing. For now, the Wednesday day class is canceled, but the Tues night and Wed night class will continue on. However, they will be managed by StripXpertease and will be at a location yet to be announced. I am still ironing out the details, but don't worry ladies, you aren't getting out of the 45 that easy. :)

I hope that you will all stay tuned to find out about the Tues/Wed class. And I hope to see all you Sunday gals at the new space.I had a lot of good times at Empire Dance. I witnessed some amazing dancing, and even took a few classes. I met and taught so many beautiful, strong, and confident women there. I saw my first in between the legs tango kick (wow!) and learned how to step-rock-step in Studio B. I saw my first student cry tears of joy in Studio D&E, and taught my first drag queen in A. Indeed, I learned a lot about teaching in that space. But like I said earlier, all things must change. So goodbye Empire Dance, and thanks for the memories.

PLEASE NOTE: If you have any questions regarding the switch of the Sunday class and class cards, please contact Empire Dance. 212.645.2441. Last Sunday class @ Empire is the 25th. Last Tues/Wed class will be the 20th/21st. Join me after the last Tues/Wed class at Rogue for a farewell cocktail. :) New class info for the Tues/Wed class will be announced through this newsletter in the following weeks.

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Too funny.

Stripper Strength Update

Well ladies, I am still working on it. But don't give up on them yet. I am suppossed to call a guy today that is going to let me know if I can rent the space I truly want on Tuesdays. If that doesn't pan out I have like one more option then the time will have to be moved for the Tues class. Same thing goes for the wednesday class. Hang in there:)

Diary of Woman's Week at the Gym...another from my cousin...funny stuff

Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching theskillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!
Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air, then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly onthe treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda' s rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!! It's a whole new life for me.
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try tosteer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERYannoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other stuff, too, which was just as ridiculous.
THURSDAY :
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes.
Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny girl to find me.
Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.
FRIDAY :
I hate Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Skinny, anemic, anorexic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.
Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.
Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
SATURDAY :
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lackedthe strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.
SUNDAY :
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today (since I can't drive!) so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will alsopray that next year my daughter will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

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My cousin emailed this to me..thought it was funny :)

This is a real letter, written to Mr. Thatcher, a high-level brand manager for Proctor and Gamble.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favourite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body.Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?

As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behaviour. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants.Which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period." Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle- manager brain really think happiness-actual smiling, laughing happiness-is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlúa and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us? Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And although I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And, that's a promise I will keep. Always.