NEWSLETTERS: January 2008

January Update 01.08

Happy New Year!! So ladies, did you get to smooch your favorite hottie when the ball dropped? Whoever invented the idea of kissing on New Year's Eve was brilliant! What better way to start the new year than in a steamy passionate lip lock. Of course it's great unless you have no lips to kiss, then it's just that reeeally uncomfortable moment after the ball drops. But whether you had your lips wrapped around your beau or the nearest shot glass at midnight, I am sure that shortly there after you started thinking about those New Year's resolutions. Yep, we all make 'em. Whether out loud or just to ourselves, there is always something we want to improve. Why not improve your sexy self this year?
Boosting confidence should be a required resolution every year because it is the one thing that truly makes us sexy! That means doing things that make you feel cool and confident, whether it's a new haircut or those pair of heels you've been dying to buy. Whatever (or whoever) it is that wasn't crossed off of your holiday wish list, go and get it! Stop making excuses and do the things that make you feel good about yourself!
This new year is going to be chock full of exciting new things for StripXpertease. And I can't wait. First of all, Stripper Strength is back. What better way to work on that "get in shape" resolution? And the Risqué Rehearsal is on the schedule, which will be open to any student who has ever studied with StripXpertease. You can practice your moves and even perform if you want. Whether you took a class at a bachelorette party, a workshop, a Stripper Strength class, or a Desire Series, bring yo-self! I am SO frickin' excited about this class, I can't even tell you!! It is going to be TONS of fun!!! I can't wait for the lights to start pulsing! See ya in class!
xoxox-Kimberly
P.S. Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so sign up now so you can blow his mind come V-day!


JANUARY-FEBRUARY
SCHEDULE

Baby it's cold outside... but we are sizzlin' inside!!

We have a class for everyone this year!

*Ready to reeeeally learn how to seduce through movement? ...Sign up for the Desire Series!*Want one-on-one personal attention?...Then treat yourself to a private lesson, just you and your instructor!

*Is your curiosity killing you? ...Sign up for the Basic Moves Intro Class to see what we're all about (find a gal pal to take the class and save $)

*Wanna truly learn lap dance and laugh till you cry?...Then grab your best gal pal and sign up for the Lap Dance Intensive!

*Have a million questions about the life of a stripper and the strip club? ...Then sign up for the Strip Club Field Trip and ask away!

*Ready to slim down for the spring?...Sign up for Stripper Strength!

*Wanna practice your moves with super cool lights and your own song?...Sign up for Risqué Rehearsal!

New Class Schedule Locations are listed on the Rates/Schedule page. Location details on Contact/Location page.

Also, I know some of you are not getting into the class you wanted. You have to sign up early or the classes will sell out!!

NEW YORK CLASSES

January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 11th, Fri 6:15-8:15 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 26th, Sat 5:45-7:45 pm
Stripper Strength: Tuesdays 6:10 pm, Wednesdays 8:10 pm ***first class is free!
Stripper Strength short class @ YSBD : Sundays 2 pm
Desire IA: Jan 6th-20th, Sundays 4:10-5:20 pm ...still spots available!!
Desire IA Weekend Cram: Jan 19th, Sat 12:00-3:45 pm
Desire IB: Jan 7th-21st, Mondays 7:10-8:20 pm
Lap Dance Intensive: Jan 24th Thurs, 8-10 pm
Strip Club Field Trip: Jan 31st, Thurs 8 pm
Risquè Rehearsal: Jan 17th, Thurs 8-10 pm

AUSTIN, TEXAS

January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 19th, Sat 5-7 pm
Desire IA: Jan 9th-23rd, Wednesdays 6-7:10 pm
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Jan 26th, Sat 2-5:45 pm

February
Stripper Strength: yes, it had been delayed...sorry gals. Class starts Feb 5th, Tuesdays 7 pm

Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night. Class Schedule HERE!

Prices:

Basic Moves Intro Class $45, $80 for 2

Desire Series $90

Strip Club Field Trip $25

Lap Dance Intensive $45, $80 for 2

Stripper Strength: 1st class is free. See website for prices.

HOW DO YOU TAKE OFF YOUR BRA?
In all of our classes, we go over how to remove our bra in an ultra sexy way. Every one brings an extra bra, then we put the bra on over our clothes to learn the move. And let me tell you, there is more than one way to put on a bra! I have seen them all, including a girl who put hers on like a t-shirt, hook first then over the head! So it only makes sense that there is more than one way to take off a bra. I want to share with you just one of our bra removal moves that we cover in our basic classes and one other fun thing you can do with your brassiere. For these moves let's use a strapped, back closure bra. And a cute one too, not the one with elastic hanging out and torn lace!

The Tease: For this move you are simply teasing him with the idea that your bra is coming off. With a wide hand (jazz hand) insert your thumbs underneath the strap at the top of your shoulder with palms facing away. First, just slide your thumbs up and down the front of the strap, pulling it an inch away from your skin. Then slide the thumbs back down to the bottom of the strap, and tuck your fingers inside the cup portion of the bra, leaving the thumbs in place. Then use the base of your hand to push and create some killer cleavage. Keep your hands pushing towards the center and then move your palms up and down creating a see-saw effect with your boobs. Look down at your cleavage and bite your lips, like you wish you could just take a bite. Remember your Predator Face!

The Super Glue Move: Start facing away from your sweetie. Slowly unhook your bra. If you have trouble don't worry, just take your time. It isn't a race. Once you unhook, immediately press your left bicep into your ribcage to hold the bra in place. Then take your right hand and grab the left bra strap at the top of the shoulder. Hold the strap between your thumb and your forefinger. Imagine that they are superglued to the strap. Slowly move the strap off of your shoulder. Use your right wrist to hold the cup of the left breast against your body. This means your wrist is pressing against the bottom of the cup. Next, slowly pull your left arm out of the strap. Go slowly! Then place your left hand on your waist. Quickly, without letting go of the superglued strap, throw your right hand low towards the floor. Basically you are aiming towards the ground, 2 feet to the right of your right foot. Next, twirl your hand up until it is pointing to the ceiling, and then drop the bra. Cover your breasts and turn around for the all-important reveal.

**Sign up for Basic Moves Intro or Desire IA to learn all about the reveal and what happens next!

Newsletter Secret Special/Give-Away
Shhhh. It's a secret. Mention the January Secret Newsletter Special and save 10% on a private lesson for you or a group of friends, if you put down a deposit between January 8th-11th.

And new this month, the Newsletter Give-Away: The first lady to write in with my correct old stripper name (the name I used to dance by) will get a free pass to the Basic Moves Workshop of their choosing for themselves or a friend. **Hint..look in our blog!

StripXpertease Info.
Private Lessons & Public Classes: Striptease, Lap Dancing, Floor Moves, Full Routines, Strengthening Class, Couples Class, Lingerie Shopping Tours, Field Trips, Practice/Performance Class, Pleasure (Toy) PartiesSign up for private lessons/public classes here.See all class descriptions here.

CONTACT US: WEB: StripXpertease.com
PHONE: 1.800.747.1462 OR 212.677.1831EMAIL: info@stripxpertease.comStudio Classes available in NYC & Austin, Texas.In-home classes available in NYC & Austin, Texas. In home classes also available in NY, Northern New Jersey, Long Island, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, San Marcos, and various other Texas cities for an additional travel fee.
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