Tuesday, June 9, 2009

More strip club/stripper stories..and my 2 cents.


Stumbled across this article, my thoughts as they came...in red.



http://news.pacificnews.org/news/view_article.html?article_id=c59ecb297a167db0e886498658ed0451 Sayyadina Thomas, Posted: Jan 27, 2004


Editor's Note: News of nationwide crackdowns on the trafficking of undocumented immigrant sex workers causes a young writer to remember her experiences in a strip club, and the extra risks faced by immigrant women there.



SAN FRANCISCO--Recently I opened the newspapers to read about a bust of a brothel and its undocumented immigrant sex workers in a sweet-looking house in a residential neighborhood. It made me think back to my days as a stripper, working alongside immigrant girls in a downtown club. I have really only experienced this here in NY, not so much in Texas.

I needed money, and a girl I knew suggested we try stripping. She didn't want to go alone. I was just 17, but a brought a forged birth certificate.

For me, the club was a place to make what I thought would be fast, easy money. The manager warned if I couldn't make $400 a night it wasn't worth my time. I started work at 6:30 p.m. and got off at 2:30 a.m. About 20 other girls worked with me. It was really hard to make money at first because I talked too much and didn't work the customers to buy dances. Every stripper had to pay the club's house fee each shift: $100.If there were not a lot of paying customers, some girls had to go home. Very similar to my story, except I was the one convincing my friend, and the managers never sent girls home. If there weren't a lot of custies at least they could make money off of the girls. I worked with about 20-60 girls...average. Our house fees were around this, including tipping out. I also did pretty well from the start as I think most girls do, that is how they get hooked in. New girls always make more money...fresh meat.



I went into debt before I got the hang of it. When I started to learn how to manipulate the customers with my body I started making money, about $300 to $600, depending on the night. Other girls, the tall blondes with breast implants and the little, under-aged looking Asians, made the most money. Sometimes I saw girls pocketing $800 dollars. Again, similar, in our club back in mid to late 90's, less than 300 was terrible, average was 500. Amazing night was closer to 800-1,000. That's about 20 lap dances and four pole routines worth of cash.



I just wanted to get quick money, but I found out early that no money is that easy. First of all, stripping can be bad on the psyche. You analyze your body down to the tiniest flaw, finding fault with everything. You go from feeling good -- men are paying a lot of money to see you dance -- to feeling like a used hand rag, with everybody wiping their fetishes off on you. I stayed high a lot and I spent about a half of what I made getting my nails and hair done and buying expensive stripper clothes. I stripped for about six months. ahhh, yes.



This next bit, I can't relate to...A strip club is almost always a demeaning environment to women, and it is racist because every girl has to label herself. Blacks and mulattos are exotic beauties. Whites are American beauties. Once, a tall, willowy blonde pulled me aside to tell me that -- surprise -- her mother was black. She was Brazilian, but at the club she told the customers she was Portuguese. It sounded better than Brazilian and better than black, she said. It was rumored that some girls were prostitutes, but I never saw a girl in the club turn a trick. Me neither, although I have seen lots of girls giving hand jobs, one blow job, and lots of girls letting guys finger them and what not. At the club where I worked some of the most preferred customers were police officers, white-collar workers and firemen. One particular cop visited the club often for lap dances. He gave me a business card and tried to convince me to call him so he could pay to perform oral sex on me. ah, yes, they always wanted you to call them. I would give him the most expensive dance I could and casually tell him I wasn't interested.



Two Asian girls I worked with were illegal, and everybody knew the boss loved illegal immigrants. Since an illegal immigrant is a security risk, a club owner may demand that she pay three times the normal house fee. If she is popular and makes $600 nightly, she has to give $300 to the club. If she doesn't make enough money to pay the house she will most likely go into debt. The two Asian girls kept to themselves and talked to few people. They were prized at the club because they looked about 12 years old and guys really liked them. One small-boned girl with a classic straight bang haircut was no doubt one of the biggest moneymakers in the house. She had a mean accent and could barely pronounce English. Another stripper friend, a Central American, is a student at City College in San Francisco. She told me her boss had asked her to help him smuggle some girls from Central America to work for him. My home girl is an activist who brings money home from the club to her family because her father is a political prisoner and her family is in poverty. She turned down the boss's request. CRAZY!



I never got to know any of the girls intimately. We smoked an occasional joint together, but strippers tend to be wary of each other due to the competitive nature of the place. I do remember that a lot of girls started stripping thinking they'd make a few thousand dollars fast. Make money, enroll in school, find a husband, perhaps put a down payment on a house -- isn't that all part of the American dream? But in a strip club, especially if you're a foreigner, you can catch sight of the worst side of the American dream. Just like those sex workers in the pretty neighborhood house.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Gettin' in the strip club for free!


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Friday, June 5, 2009

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Stripper FAQ


I have stumbled across this site from time to time and although I don't condone girls getting into the biz, I love this site because it is pretty honest. Especially her FAQ page.






Here it is ... with my notes in RED.








  1. What is the best way to learn to dance are there any videos that would show me the techniques or different styles of dancing? I was wondering if I should take a private dancing class or if just plain dancing will get me by.
    Dancing is something really best picked up on the job. I've never seen a girl really have a problem. If you're really worried once you're hired try showing up early before the club opens to practice. I agree. In about 2 weeks, they all pick it up. Some never do, but they still make money. You can improve your dancing by taking any kind of dance classes, not ness. exotic. The biz is much more than dancing anyway.


  2. Do you strip away from where you go to school and live? I am like you and do not wish to have anyone know I am stripping either. I live on the border of Mass. so I could easily go there for a job.
    New York's a pretty big city and most of my classmates couldn't afford to go to my club so I'm pretty safe. A lot of our girls live in other states and commute into NYC to work on weekends. You will always run into someone you know. Always.


  3. I really want to be a dancer but I've really small breasts. It's kind of embarrassing- do you think I can still be a dancer?
    Don't worry about your chest. I've worked with lots of girls who are totally flat. Different guys like different types of girls, many men prefer a more athletic figure. If it really bothers you just go get them done. NO!! But do it because it will make you feel better about your body not because you care what people think. Too many girls go through life hating their bodies and there's really no reason for it. A properly done augmentation cannot be told from the real thing I totally disagree with this. and it makes clothes fit SO much better. Girls with implants tend to make more money but there's nothing to say you can earn a good living without them. I also COMPLETELY disagree with this. Don't worry about it and don't buy boobs unless you really want them- I'm sure you look great just the way you are;) If your body embarrasses you, you will not enjoy being a dancer. True, true, true , true. Keep in mind when your dancing that every single guy in the room would saw off his right arm for the opportunity to spend the night with you so they're hardly going to insult you to your face. Ummm, well some do. That's the nice thing about stripping- men who wouldn't look at you twice if you were walking down the street drool all over when your on stage.


  4. I keep getting turned down on auditions- what am I doing wrong?
    I'm really surprised you're having so much trouble. Clubs are always desperate for dancers. They don't generally pay salaries and the more girls they have the more customers they get. It's really a win win situation for them so they have to have a very good reason to turn a girl down. It's generally because she's carrying a little to much baggage. Remember aside from boobs, low body fat is the name of the game. Flat chest, plain face,short legs- no problem, but if you're carrying even a little extra in the butt and thighs they won't hire you. I'm very sorry, I don't mean to be insulting and I may be totally off base but this is what keeps most girls from getting hired. I agree with her. If you are getting turned down repeatedly, it is not for you. Or try a day shift audition.


  5. You said that you earn $600 to $800 a night. I just started dancing 2 weeks ago and still haven't made more the $150 a night. What am I doing wrong?
    It depends a lot on what city you're working in and 2 weeks is still fairly new. When I started it took me about a month before I started really making money. Those first few weeks were so depressing- a couple of times I only made cab fare home! If I were you I'd try to get a feel for what the other girls are making. If they've been there a year and are still making only $300 a night then perhaps you should look for a better club. Lol. "I am not making 1k a night! What am I doing wrong?" Oh honey...it really isn't like the movies. I think most clubs in most cities $500 average is the best you'll do. Most girls make between 100-600 a night. The big bucks ($600 plus even on bad nights) are for big cities and the best clubs, where you have to pay at LEAST $150 just to work there.


  6. I really want to be a dancer and my boyfriend says he's ok with it but do you think that he will really be able to handle what I am doing?
    Most boyfriends are okay with it for the first few weeks. Then jealousy can start to set in. They imagine you're doing all sorts of things at the club at night when they're at home. Or if his friends find out they can try and get him worked up- they say things like "man, how could you stand to have other men looking at your girl like that, I'd never let my girl do that" This can start to build up and eventually leads to a big fight during which all his suspicions come out and it gets pretty ugly. BUT DON'T WORRY! It doesn't necessarily have to go that way. It really depends on how secure the guy is- him having a little bit of an ego doesn't hurt either. But keep in mind it does take work- most dancers are single. ...or in bad relationships, but not all.


  7. Does it matter if your body is not perfect? Mine is fine but I wouldn't call it spectacular. Do you think the men in the club will notice and find me unattractive?
    No it doesn't matter. Women come in all shapes and sizes and men know that. Men come to strip clubs to enjoy woman- not complain about them. Not all of them. Things may be different elsewhere but I have never heard a customer in my club express displeasure at a woman's body. I have seen guys insult girls to their face and chat about girl's "problem areas" with other dancers in every club I have been to or worked at. But it is a small percentage of clients. That's one of the big features of the job- all those guys worshiping the ground you walk on. But keep in mind though that the better you look the more money you will make. Diet, make-up, exercise and yes sometimes surgery can turn any girl into a hotty. If you are determined enough there is no reason your body can't be spectacular.


  8. You mentioned that it's fine to do girl-on-girl shows. What do you do to make it look real and entertaining? I've never done that before but the part that I am most nervous about is one on one with a strange person. Do you think that they require it, how far do you have to go?(I think I'd be fun but I'm a bit nervous).
    Remember you don't "have" to do anything! This is very important. Lots of new girls get taken advantage of. A customer will say something like "well the other dancers let me touch their crotches" and the girl feels like she has to allow it otherwise she won't get customers. Remember you don't have to do anything you're uncomfortable with and if the management tells you differently leave and go to a better club. Girl-on-girl shows are always at the dancers discretion. That being said you're not going to be thrown into a 2 girl show on your first night. Watch the other girls see how far they go, what they do. When the time comes find a dancer you're friendly with and discuss it. As I said before it's lots of fun. And it doesn't mean you're a hard core lesbian or anything- just a girl having a little fun. Anyway, not every club has girl-girl shows. Again, I don't know where she worked, but we couldn't touch each other too much at our club, no sex of any kind on the floor no matter who it was with.


  9. Do you have the same choreographed dance you do all the time, or do you have different styles of dance for different songs?
    It's pretty free flowing, I move from one routine to the next at will. It would get pretty boring if I did the same thing every night. You just go with the music. A good DJ helps. Yep.


  10. Do you do lap dancing? And if you do, do you find it demeaning, or would you say it's a good way to make more money? I don't lap dance (that and touching aren't allowed at my club) I think I prefer it that way. A lot of girls think they'll make more money working at a club that allows lap dances but that's generally not the case. Some girls prefer it though- in some ways it's easier. Dancers at "gown" clubs have to stay in better shape. A guy won't buy a dance from a chubby girl if she's not going to bump-and-grind. It's a question of personal preference, if you find lap dancing demeaning then don't do it. I have always made money off lap dancing. Again not sure where she works, even in champagne rooms you generally are dancing. So I don't see how you can get by without it. I would love to know where she works. Maybe all nude where they do pedestal dances, which are dances right in front of customer but not "in" his lap.


  11. I'm 5'10... do you think I should wear the 4 inch heels, or do you think I'd be too tall?
    Go for the 4 inch. The main purpose of heels is to flatten your stomach and lengthen your legs, the height thing doesn't really matter. If you're worried, a two piece dress or thigh high stockings will make you look shorter. Just avoid standing next to the really small girls. I was once dancing on stage with a beautiful dancer about your size but the difference in our height made us both look bad. I looked like a midget and she looked like a giant. Something to keep in mind... Even the 6 footers at my club wore 6 inches. It is part of the deal ...just do it.


  12. I would like to become a stripper and heard something about a "house fee" (something about the strippers having to pay to strip? not sure) I was wondering if you could let me know what that is exactly?
    Most clubs charge a house fee. Dancers love to complain about this but few of them understand the economics behind it. House fee covers the cost of dressing rooms, security, make-up artist etc. At my club house fee it's $75 a night. Some clubs go as low as $20. At a club with a higher house fee you will definitely be making more money so don't use house fee amount as a criteria for choosing a club. You should expect house fee to work out to between 10 and 20 percent of your nightly earnings. Calculate it at the end of a month:
    If in 1 month at 3 nights a week you made $6000.
    Paid out $50 per night in house fees. ($600)
    That means your only paying 10%. I consider up to 20% fair. If it were to go higher then that for at least 2 months I'd think about changing clubs. Don't understand the economics? It is the only job that you have to pay to work. We don't get hourly wages, insurance, workers comp, nada, AND we have to pay..I always thought that sucked and was bullshit.


  13. As far as tanning goes, should I go for nude, topless, or wear what I would wear to work so I can get the same lines. I know that having a tan looks better, I am just wondering what to tan.
    I rarely tan, maybe once every month or 2 during the winter. Club lighting generally smoothes out the tone of your skin. All the cigarette smoke in the club is hell on your skin, it's like smoking two packs a day. I've seen girls who've been dancing for 6 years who have faces like a shoe. The last thing I want to do is dump more UV light on it, it will make me look a little better now but how will I look later? Keep in mind that the black lights at the club are UV as well and you're under them all night long. So I keep it to a minimum. I tan very little, with my work thong on and a towel over my face. (This actually looks okay because your face is generally darker then your body anyway) That way I hope to minimize the damage. Yep...wish I would have tanned less.


  14. I am a 29 year old black female who is looking to break into stripping. Your web page was extremely up front and interesting. You don't talk much about minorities though. I was hoping to get a clear picture about the financial breakdown of the different minorities
    When I first started I really expected ethnicity to play a larger part in dancing. Believe it or not it seems to be remarkable small. Whether they choose to admit it or not men like woman period. And they like them in all shapes, sizes and colors. The only thing that really takes getting used to is that the men tend to be somewhat tactless. I get a lot of bowing or guys trying to talk to me in Japanese or making take-out jokes. Seeee, they can be assholes! At first I got really pissed, after a while I realized that most of these guys were actually decent guys but had never talked to an Asian women before and were unsure of how to act and what to say. Many of your customers will not be Black. It's important to understand that they may not have the same background as you. Some of their comments may seem insulting. Like Asians, most people only know about Black people from what they've seen on TV. So the short story is, expect some awkwardness on the part of customers not of your ethnicity. Try to be understanding but also don't be afraid gently correct them. Tactless is one thing abuse is another.
    As far as earning differential I'd rather not comment too much on this. Too many girls blame their lack of earnings on things like implants verses natural, blond versus brunette, tall versus short etc. This is neither accurate nor constructive. The determining factor in earnings in a gown club is attitude and conversational skills.Yep! Yep Yep! If I just got off the boat from Korea and barely understood English or was born and raised in BedStuy and had a thick Brooklyn accent, a well heeled Wall street executive is not going to be able to comfortable interacting with me. No interaction, no money.
    Another thing that is common is people of your own ethnicity feeling they can take liberties with you because "they're your people". Asian guys are always trying bargain with me on table dances or trying to grope me because they think I'm Asian so it's okay Seeeee, even in a no touching club you get touched and customers can be jerks. It can also be a problem if I choose to sit with white or black customers instead of a group of Asians. A lot of people have strong 'anti-mixing" sentiment. This can be a problem.


  15. I just turned 16 and am think of becoming a dancer. Will any clubs hire me?
    I started dancing when I was 18. Nowhere in the US is it legal for you to dance under that age- even if you're able to your parents could go to jail for neglect. In Canada you can start dancing at 16 but I really wouldn't suggest it. Keep in mind dancing is a means to an end- it makes a lousy career. Amen! When I was in high school many of my friends had part time jobs to save for college. I think that their studies suffered because of it. I was able to devote all my time to studying as much as I could. When I was 18 and graduated high school I had been accepted to some very good colleges. I started dancing that summer. So when spring came and college started most of my high school friends were starving their way through community college; I had plenty of money and could afford to go to a very good school and even afford to hire private tutors for difficult subjects. This is really what dancing is great for. It enables a girl to earn a good living while in college without having to worry about loans or anything. I hate to sound like a typical grownup but my advice is to put all your effort into school. That way when you graduate you'll have the grades and the source of income to go to law, medical school etc.


If you have any specific questions that are not answered in the FAQ you can try Emailing me. Please keep in mind I dance, go to school and run several other Websites. There is a good chance I will not have the time to answer. There are a few questions I cannot, or will not answer:
Any question already answered on the site or asking "Can you tell me anything more?"
I cannot help you with advice on how to dance for your partner. This site is for women looking to dance for a living,
I also will not answer Emails asking for information on how to dance- I already addressed this issue on the site.
I don't know anything about male exotic dancing- if you're a guy I can't help you.
Questions along the line of "Am I too (insert one: overweight, fat, scarred, tattooed, short, tall etc). to be a dancer?" I cannot tell you, different clubs hire different looking girls of different ages. I don't know what the criteria for your local clubs are. There is an easy way to figure out if you will be hired- go audition. If you don't have the self confidence to go audition then you'll be better off not dancing. Dancing, like many other trades has physical requirements. I might want to be a firefighter but at 5 feet tall I wouldn't be a very good one. If you are overweight, or age has given your face a good deal of character that does not mean you are not beautiful, that just means that you are not going to do very well as a dancer. It may not be fair but it is reality. I know this seems harsh but often women who would just not be happy or successful as dancers email me expecting unrealistic answers to their questions. When they don't get them they get very angry and take it out on me. No being suitable for dancing is not a personality flaw and nothing to get upset about.



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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

10 things I wish I would have done while I was stripping



Here ya go.



I wish I would have...



  1. SAVED MORE MONEY...Jesus. And all that goes with this, investing, 401K, etc.

  2. Paid my damn taxes.

  3. Traveled more. I had the cash and schedule to do it. WTF? I was tripping a lot, but not the European kind.

  4. Drank less. So I could at least remember more. Gees my poor liver.

  5. Appreciated my body more. Shit, I looked good, but I always felt that I need to do more, lose more weight, run more, tone up more, surgery, hair dye, etc, etc. Eh, hindsight.

  6. Documented more. I wish I had written more about the day to day stuff I experienced in my journals. I was too obsessed with my relationship and my body to write down those details.

  7. Never got fake nails. It seemed to fit at the time, but now I think I could have done just as well with my own. And I felt like they always looked so garish. So much wasted money.

  8. Use self tanner more and tanning beds less.

  9. Forced myself to get up earlier, instead of sleeping the days away. Granted I worked until at least 2 am everyday that I worked, but yeah. Sleeping past noon every day just feels like wasted time.

  10. Loved myself more so that I would have left the boy and the biz before I ended up hated them as much as I did.




Tuesday, June 2, 2009

For Desire girls

Lets strip tomorrow gals!
Bring Bra (back closure strapped) and a tank top and try to wear tights with bootie shorts on top. Also if you have thong, bring that in too. :) If there is any thing else you have a desire to strip out of ..bring it in!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Hahahahaha! Stripper dust. Too funny!

This is why I never wore glitter. The married guys usually spent more money. And they avoided glitter like the plague. That's one thing the new girls didn't seem to get. You are there to appease to them. To turn them on. To be their fantasy. Not to play dress up with your girlfriends. I always tried to cater to the client with the most cash. Play the music, wear the clothes, make up and hair to appeal to the 30-50 year old man with the fat roll in his wallet. You can dance to "I am a Barbie girl" when you go out.
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Friday, May 29, 2009

Your string is hanging out...


So, you are on stage doing your thing, kicking up your leg, getting on all fours, jiggling your booty in customer's faces. Opening and closing your legs, feeling the music. Ya know, a typical stage routine. Customers are tipping you, and you are rocking. Then a friend comes up to stage, another dancer. This is nothing new. Other dancers tip each other to help each other make money. Guys enjoy the two girl show, get a little excited, and spend more money. Happiness all around. You start to give her a show, but she grabs your head and pulls you close to her. Oh...it's gonna be kinky. Then you hear those five dreaded words...

Your

string

is

hanging

out.

You take a deep breath. You kiss her cheek, move closer to rearrange in the shield of her body and go back to dancing. But now it's a little different. Now your face is on fire. Now you know why they focused in on your crotch a little more than usual. Now you know why the stares were a little cock-eyed. Awesome. And you have 4 more songs to do. Juuuust awesome.


Yep, that happens at least a few time in a dancer's life. Oh the joy. Several times I was on either side of that story.... the helpful friend and the mortified dancer.


So we all come up with ways around it. Some girls cut their strings. Some shove them inside. Some make sure the string pulls up the center. Some don't even work that week. But no matter, it always happens.


And it is embarrassing? Well HELL YEAH! Can you imagine!?!? I mean it is HANGING OUT! Glowing bright white in the black light like a little beacon saying "Yo!! Look here!! This girl is on her period. Look! LOOK! LOOK! Wheeee! No! Don't look away! You want to look at me ! OH, don't let her see you looking. Look at meeeee! YAY!!!"


Yeah. Good times. Another thing I don't miss.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

No vulva rollercoster for the Chinese


Love Land was destroyed before it was created. A sex wonderland amusement park built to educate and help fornicate in China was torn down this month. Boo.



Defending the theme park, the manager of Love Land, Lu Xiaoqing, said: “We are building the park for the good of the public and for adults to enjoy a harmonious sex life.”



I am seeing space mountain inside a vagina. And the log flume shaped like a big penis. Sweet.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

New Beyonce video..Ego. LOVIN' IT!!!!

Ok, I am all over this one. It is hot for several reasons.



First, she looks great, but not perfect. She def has the biggest bootie and legs but does she hire bigger dancers? No, SHE EMBRACES IT! Also, I see striptease moves! Woo-hoo. Wall Slide, Stripper Walk, Lotion, Hair Flips. Yeah!

Monday, May 25, 2009

A brilliant demo of rhythm and confidence...oh and naked chicks in the street

Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )



So this is what I preach in my class.
1. RHYTHM. You must walk in on rhythm right away. Notice in the video how the first girl steps with the music, especially in the beginning of her section. Also notice how much better that looks than at the end of her section. Two has is down it the beginning, but looses it and then regains. Number 3 starts all fast and angry, but picks it back up, and does really well

2. SMILE. Girl Number one, rocked it out. She looked confident. She looked hot. Now girl number 2 had it a bit, but didn't seem as sure as #1. And #3 is just a mess. She had energy but where is the smile? She just looked pissed.

So go slow ladies, walk on beat, and work that hint of a smile. Just keep the stripping to the bedroom.

...check out the guy that comes out at 1:20... he runs ahead to get more pictures and pops out again at 1:50..lol

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Air guitarists get all the air sex.


So you've done it, we all have, a little air guitar while you groove to your iPod. That fun fascination turned into the air guitar championships, a pretty big deal nowadays, but I had no idea about this gem. The air sex championships. Yep, you act it out, all through mime. My acting coach would be delighted. The only rule..you can't climax for real on stage..save that for the backstage groupies.

check out the video

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Skinny jeans = nerve damage...but just for a few minutes


So apparently skinny jeans can pinch a nerve in your thigh and give you a tingly-numb sensation. But don't fret, it isn't permanent, it goes away once you squirm your way out of them.


Also skinny jeans can cause a sadness and loneliness in men usually from the lack of sex they are getting because they are wearing skinny jeans.




Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Erotica for you! Groovy baby.


(This was submitted by one of our instructors, Naomi)
Scientists are always doing studies on sex and sexuality (Mainly, I think, because it's more titillating than studying cancer or brains or other non-sex related topics. A husband and wife team, Masters and Johnson, who were one of the pioneering teams in the science of sexuality actually watched 14,000 live orgasms over their career. Imagine!), but I stumbled upon a particularly interesting scientist/journalist called Gay Talese.

This man, in research for his book, actually joined Sandstone, which was basically an extreme swinger's commune in the late 70s and joined in the "activities." His defense was "I couldn't stay in the press box. It wasn't a Rose Bowl game...I wanted to go there and I wasn't going to be watching from afar." Right. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it?

If you're looking for a bit of HOT summer reading, you can pick up the resulting tome, "Thy Neighbor's Wife," (on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Thy-Neighbors-Wife-Gay-Talese/dp/0061665436/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1240424634&sr=8-1) which, as you can imagine, made quite a cultural splash when it came out in 1980. It takes you inside the Playboy Mansion and into the bedrooms of suburbia!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Wall street turns to stripping..or away from it.



Ohhhh, this is funny. And a bit exaggerated. If the wall streeters are all getting laid off, then they aren't coming to the strip club. DUH. So now more dancers, less money. Oh well, good thing I am retired.


Couple of funny comments:
FROM THE STORY:
Even more bizarre, she added, was discovering that she experienced less sexual harassment at Rick's Cabaret in Murry Hill than she used to while working on the Street. REALLY? So you had several guys trying to grab your boobs, asking you how your pussy smelled, and if you enjoyed it doggie style on wall street? WTF?
FROM THE COMMENTS:
One club owner described his recession-proof business this way: "Even in the worst of times, for us it's the breast of times." TRUE! Because now there are more girls working , therefore more house fees.
Times are hard for everybody! I did it when I needed to, and the majority of the dancers there were students getting their masters degree. Ummm, what club did you dance in?
ummmm for 160K I HIGHLY DOUBT she's only stripping. what kinda strip joint pays there strippers 160K? Well strip clubs don't pay girls, girls pay to work in them. Customers pay girls, and yes you can make that much in a year in a high end club if you hustle your ass off.

Friday, May 8, 2009

He had this crazy beard, and he drank pee..


He would come into the club and request that a girl pee in to a shot glass or beer bottle so that he could drink it. I think he was paying like 50, 100 bucks and this was like 10 yrs ago. So it was easy money. But as any girl who has ever gone to the doctor and had to pee in a cup knows, peeing into an object is difficult, much less peeing into a shot glass. You have splashback, messy hands, and well, that just ain't worth 50 bucks.
The solution was found, as it often was on those crazy nights, in the DJ booth. Men have much better aim, and 100 bucks split in half was still a decent amount of money for 5 minutes of work.

I wonder if he ever knew he as being duped? Poor guy.