Erotic art..LOVE THIS!

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More pieces I love...from Lascivious

From their bridal collection. This has hints of pin-up but the classic white of bridal lingerie. Plus the high waist to hide too much cake. :)

http://www.lascivious.co.uk/collections_products.php?collectionName=Laura%20Bride

I especially love the stockings...so cute!

http://www.lascivious.co.uk/collections_items.php?ItemID=62&collection=Stockings

Sassy...

I think this piece is really pretty. I especially love the bow in the back. ( you can see it in the link)

http://www.catrionamackechnie.com/Product.asp?IDproduct=1055

The g shot.

Holy cow have you gals heard of this? The g-shot. It is an injection that plumps up the g-spot that supposedly helps you reach a more intense orgasm. It isn't FDA approved, but apparently women are loving it! They are even having G-shot parties ...like botox parties, Hmmmm, what a way to bond with your friends. They just take a little shot, stick it in and you are ready to go. Me personally I need more clitoral stimulation, so I dunno if this would be for me. Especially because it is about 2 grand every 4 months. Ouch!

From the g-shot website:
The G-Shot^® is a painless office procedure performed in your doctor’s office under local anesthesia. The actual injection usually takes less than 8 seconds and the total office visit time is usually less than 30 minutes. A specially designed speculum is used to assist in the deliver a specified amount of human engineered collagen directly into the G-Spot after local anesthesia. The G-Shot^® augments (enlarges) the G-Spot. This results in a G-Spot about the size of a quarter in width, and one fourth of an inch in height (meaning the projection into the vagina). Note that results do vary.

Check out this video about the shot:

Embarrassing heel wedgies?

Embarrassing heel wedgies? That was the tag line that got me to this website. You know when you are wearing heels and pants or jeans..and your pants keep getting caught between your heel and your "heel"? Well, there is a solution!

http://www.kixbykatie.com/buyonline.html

The One Taste Urban Retreat Center...the clit cult

The One Taste Urban Retreat Center

The boyfriend sent this my way..it's like an orgasm cult. Well, they don't call it a cult, but communal living, morning orgasm meditiation, spiritual leader...you get the picture. You just have to read.

Pole dancing isn't risque..we swear!

See, this is where I differ from some other instructors. I believe there is a lot of sexuality in this movement and in pole dancing...if you want to do it right.

But I am confused, she was kicked out for being too dirty, but she also broke her nose..wtf?

http://www.djmick.co.uk/life/kicked-out-of-pole-dancing-contest-for-being-too-risque/

Titty tax!

Hilarious. They want to tax strip club patrons an extra ten bucks. So now guys have to pay 20-25 bucks for cover, pay 3 x's as much as they normally would for drinks, pay a 10% charge for any cash advances on their credit cards, pay the $10-20 ATM fees AND a $10 tax. Poor boys.

Apparently they already passed it back home in Texas.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Return-of-the-Pole-Tax.html

There is more to a bikini...

Another link from the BF...this is obviously geared towards men...(HE found it after all) but there were some that even I didn't know about.
At the club I have done them all...except the "pubikini" and the "seekini"
Although I was never a fan of the sling. It always looked funny on me. But I knew a lot of girls who rocked it.
As far as the beach goes ..I like the boy short.
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/03/03/coeds-comprehensive-spring-break-bikini-guide/

Still I Rise...More Maya

Sometimes you just feel down...but this can bring you back up..I especially like the little excerpt from 1:50 to 2:10. YES! She just makes me feel good to be me... to be a woman.

Found Chilean Video

I had this video previously on my blog, but the link stopped working ...here ya go

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b0c37521e8/chilean-subway-stripper-from-that-happened

PHENOMENAL WOMAN by Maya Angelou

I love this poem...So lovely..

Pretty women wonder where my secret liesI'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size

But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth, The swing of my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them, They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed. I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say, It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, The palm of my hand, The need of my care, 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

from And Still I Rise by Maya Angelou copyright © 1978

Even condoms are doing it....

Krispy Kreme..so good you'll suck dick...

funny..







http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/whyyoushouldntsnag.htm

Happy Birthday Baby!

So today is his birthday..the man. my guy. my honey.

It has been almost one year and I am totally blissful. I hope he is as happy as I am. I know some of you read about my trials and tribulations a year ago in the world of the dating. I am glad to be out of that world, and so happy with what I found along the way.

So happy birthday babe. Thanks for being the light in my life..and thanks to for being a lap to practice on. (Yes ladies... some of those new moves...well you can thank him.)

I love you! And I am sooooo looking forward to this weekend.

xoxoxo

gottta be flexible

Gravity stretches are great for gettin' you in that super sexy pose.

1. Lay on the floor on your back and shimmy your but up to the wall, so that you can place your feet flat on the wall.
2. Straighten your legs so that your feet are together.
3. Spread your legs apart as far as you can, pointing your toes and keeping your feet on the wall.
   
4. Now just hang out as long as you can...at least a few minutes..
5. Make sure to bend your knees firs before bringing legs together.