NEWSLETTER:September Update 09-04-07

Well, it is official. School is back! That means the summer is almost over. Which means time to start covering up the skin again. But how many of you are already covering up? How many of you covered up all summer? How many were too afraid to wear short shorts or put on a swim suit? How many of you were embarrassed by your upper arms and wouldn't dare bare your belly. Too many of you! Perhaps you said, "This summer my body wasn't perfect enough...maybe next summer." Isn't that what you said last summer? Listen up ladies, time is passing you by while you are obsessed with your body's unimportant imperfections! Time that could be spent with the breeze on your thighs or god forbid, at the beach! It is time to love your body for what it is and stop comparing yourself to the idea of perfection that you have in your head. NO ONE IS PERFECT. We seem to continually strive towards body perfection. Buying creams, lotions, makeup, and the whole lot; dieting and restricting, spending hours in the gym or hours beating ourselves up for not being in the gym. But what we don't see is that perfection is impossible to attain...although the media does a darn good job of raising our expectations, by hiding the truth. I think this video in our blog http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/02/when-world-makes-us-feel-ugly-fat-etc.html is a great example of what we don't see. Go Dove! Check out their other videos, including the pro-age commercial that they can't play on American TV http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/flat4.asp?id=7133 . This commercial actually got pulled from US stations for showing too much skin...so they say. Yet this Victoria's Secret ad is perfectly OK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmt08cZ8S6A. Dammit America, WAKE UP! Stop trying to make women think that anything besides airbrushed retouched perfection is vulgar. I think the Dove ad is admirable and the women in it are gorgeous. These women were brave enough to bare it all for all the world to see and they are wonderful for doing it! They showed it all, wrinkles, stretchmarks, rolls, splotches, and imperfections on HUGE billboards and TV ads! And because they were confident, they rocked it! So ladies, take a cue from these women! Put down the magazines and wrinkle cream, bare some skin, and love yourself! Put on some short shorts and enjoy the rest of the summer!xoxo-Kimberly




School is Back in Session! Enroll today!!
They say you are never too old to learn a new trick! How about a whole routine full of tricks? StripXpertease classes are designed for ALL types of women. All sizes, all ages! We are not teaching women to "be" strippers. We are teaching women to be SEXY! This movement will help you feel alive, sensual, and like the vixen you know you are! StripXpertease classes are DANCE based, not fitness based. Remember, strippers don't sweat. The movement is slow and sensual. Check out our new classes and sign up today on our rates page. The Basic Moves workshop is our teaser class...sign up to get a taste of the striptease, standing, and lap dance that we teach in the Desire & DANCE series. FUN, FUN!!
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UPCOMING AUSTIN, TX PUBLIC CLASSESSEPTEMBER
*Basic Moves workshop: September 13th & 29th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
OCTOBER
*Basic Moves workshop: October 10th & 20th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night!
UPCOMING NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC CLASSESSEPTEMBER
*Basic Moves workshop: September 17th & 29th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
*Strip Club Field Trip: September 27th, $25
*Stripper Strength, the striptease work-out: Every Tues. 6 pm, Wed. 12:30 & 8 pm, and Sun. 2 pm.
OCTOBER
*Basic Moves workshop: October 14th & 27th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
*Strip Club Field Trip: October 25th, $25
*Stripper Strength, the striptease work-out: Every Tues. 6 pm, Wed. 12:30 & 8 pm, and Sun. 2 pm.
*Desire series I & II to be announced soon...
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night!
Check out class descriptions here
CLASSES WILL SELL OUT~~SIGN UP TODAY!!!!!
*Wanna crash course or just want to see what we do? Striptease, lap dance, and more! Sign up for a Basic Moves Workshop! Only $45!
*Know you are ready to learn and want the full treatment? Sign up for the Desire Series! Only $150!
*Not yet ready to strut your stuff in front of other students? Sign up for a private lesson or private lesson package like 3 class pkg or D.A.N.C.E.!
*Have a bachelorette or birthday party coming up? Sign up for a Basic Moves private class just for your group on any day you want!!
*Taken a few classes with us already, but yearning for more? Sign up for Desire II!
*Wanna see what really goes in the strip club? Sign up for our Strip Club Field Trip! Only $25!
*Wanna hot lap dance class for you and your lover? Sign up for Lover's Moves!
*Don't forget about these great New York classes, our one-on-one pole class Pure Pole Power, Lap Dance Intensive, Tease N' Toy Joy, and Shop N Strip.




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Oh My God...They All Have Cellulite!
That is what two girls leaned over and whispered to me during the last Strip Club Field Trip. I laughed and said, "I told you gals, they're not perfect." I think the reason that women have so much fun on the field trip is because they leave feeling better about themselves. It is such an eye-opener. They leave realizing that they are beautiful just the way they are. They realize that strippers don't have this unattainable beauty that they thought they had. I think most women and men hold strippers in the same light that we hold a lot of celebrities in. We think their bodies, hair, and skin are flawless. The truth is, nobody in that club is perfect. Nobody. I used to joke and say that you could go down the line at a strip club dressing room and find either cellulite, or stretchmarks, or both on every girl. And for the most part it was true. Of course, there is the exception to the rule. There are girls who do not have cellulite visible to the naked eye, girls who take your breath away with or without make up, but they usually live in the gym and eat plain chicken breast 5 times a day, or they are among the blessed. And they are not the majority. Similar to the "Stars Without Their Makeup" issues of all of those gossip magazines(the one time magazines don't air brush), there is always the one star who looks better without her make up, but the rest look like real people. Strippers for the most part are beautiful women with nice skin, great hair, and toned bodies just like our leading ladies (and believe me when I say, they work at it...hard), but they're not perfect. They are real people that have the resources, time, and lighting to just look that way, just like those celebs in the magazines.The point is that no woman is truly perfect, but there will always be the women that will strive to be her and the men that will strive to find her. But in the long run, those people just get disappointed. True beauty comes from within. It comes from CONFIDENCE (Now, don't get me wrong, mascara, a good lip gloss, and a few miles on the treadmill never hurt anyone.) But that is why I love those Dove ads, especially the pro-age one. Because the women are beautiful and REAL and CONFIDENT. And to me they are still sexy!So for those of us who might not be able to spend 6 hours a day in the gym, who are old enough to be the mother of a stripper, who happen to enjoy the occasional cheeseburger, or who can't afford a make-up artist to follow us around, we have to accept our imperfections and love ourselves. Be confident, and of course, take care of yourself. All women have beauty. Yet so many of us conceal it with low self esteem and self hatred. So love yo-self, because if you don't love yourself, there isn't any amount of makeup or hairspray that can do the trick. Anyone can pull out her inner stripper. We all posses the skills to be sexy. So don't be silly, realize you are a sexy mama just the way you are. That is why I love teaching this movement, because when women really learn the moves and start dancing, they don't look anything but sexy. They become these fierce creatures that finally look in mirror and see what they should always see...a beautiful, confident, sexy woman.




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Striptease songs, songs to strip to.

So many people ask me for song suggestions. So I compiled a list. Several. Be careful and make sure you read the mix description to avoid songs that were accidentally included by iTunes.

You have to access these lists from the program iTunes, not the iTunes store on your web browser. If you don't have iTunes you can download it here for free. http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/

Have fun!!
OK. The lists can only be accessed from your actual iTunes player

Click on iTunes (look in your programs on your computer)to open the program.
Click on the iTunes store, which is on the left hand side...a little icon that looks like shopping bag.
In the new screen that opens, look at the box that says iTunes store on the left hand side.
In that box, click on Music... (if you have been on iTunes recently go to the top bar and click Music next to the little house icon.)
In the new screen look on the left hand side in the box called More in Music, click iMix.
In the search for box type in: StripXpertease, and click the magnifying glass.
Then they should be there!

Walking in the Stripper Shoe

OK. Here is how it is mastered......PRACTICE!! :)
Yes, it takes time, and hard practice. But if you really want to master it, you just have to keep walking in them. It all comes down to repetition and balance.
First, you need to make sure the shoe fits. Then try just wearing one shoe. I know it will be weird, but just wear it around... step, step up, step, step up. Then switch feet. This will help you familiarize yourself with how your foot moves around in the shoe.
Then throw them both on. Wear them in 20 minute increments...like while doing household chores...the boyfriend/hubby will love it. And it seems to be much easier to do dishes in 6 inch stripper heels. :)
Try to stay on hard even surfaces, pile carpet is death to the sexy walk. You can always start with a wedge or chunky heel first http://snaz75.com/ts-806.html or http://snaz75.com/pl-nuwave-509.html. I personally think they are ugly as hell and I think most dancers do too because the style came and went pretty quickly. A stiletto heel will always make your legs look better too. But you can also try a wedge, some wedges are pretty hot. http://snaz75.com/el-w-manhattan.html http://snaz75.com/pl-beau-609.html http://snaz75.com/ts-601.html (my fave).
As always the more the ankle is supported, the better you feel when you do fall, so don't ever do slip-ons unless you can walk in the regular stripper shoes first.
Also try walking up and down stairs, USIGN THE HAND RAIL!, for more practice.
When you first start walking, look down at your feet, then as you become better try not looking down until you can get the hang of it. Then try walking a bit faster in them. Also try strengthening the ankle as well http://physicaltherapy.about.com/od/orthopedicsandpt/ss/anklerehab_4.htm
And just know, I've been wearing these heels every other day for over 10 yrs and I still take a little stumble every once and a while.
Good luck!!!

Britney, Britney, Britney

Where so I start? OK, so I am always preaching how important it is to connect. That your face is the most important thing right? Well, I think this proves it. This is Britney Spears "performance" from the 2007 MTV VMA's. It is terrible. More like a bad audition to So You Think You Can Dance, there is no connection.
Ladies, you have to make eye contact , connect with your music and with the person you are dancing for, and most importantly....YOU MUST LOOK CONFIDENT! If not you will look just like this train wreck...bless her soul.

For high quality (from MTV site) watch here

Same Blog, New Look

We just freshened up a bit....its still us ;)
xoxox
-Kimberly

Stretching the Stripper Shoe.

It seems that a lot of women have trouble with the shoe and the fit. They have trouble with the part that goes across of the top of the toes being too tight. This can be a problem. In the club the girls had a neat trick. They would take a hair dryer to the plastic part to heat it, thus making it more pliable, then slip a socked foot inside (the sock prevented the skin from burning) to stretch out the shoe. They would wear it for 15 or so minutes while the shoe cooled and then repeat if necessary.
I recently had a client who had a problem where this part was too big. If it stretches too much that is where the payless shoe pads come in handy, but make sure you super glue them in or they will move around too much. These Tip Toes are a bit more pricey than payless but, same concept.

It seems that someone needs to come in and make these shoes a bit more comfortable, but in the meantime just shop around until you find one that fits. Try them on in the local store and find a brand you like and then order them online to save money.
Good luck ladies!

Stripper Shoes in Austin TX

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Titty Bar

That's what we always called it. I think the polite term is Gentlemen's Club. But no one who frequented them ever called them that. And clubs all had nicknames too. There was an all nude club in Austin called Show Palace, everyone called it Pussy Palace. Expose was Sexpose (pronouced sex-po-say). The Yellow Rose...hell I think they just called it the Rose. But none the less, for the regulars, they are strip clubs, titty bars, boobie bars, honey houses, beaver barns, and nudie bars.

NEWSLETTER: August Update 08-05-07

Boy, oh boy! What a response I got from the My First Vibrator story. We created quite a "buzz!" I couldn't believe how many of you lovely ladies DON'T OWN ONE! I heard from so many that you loved the story, but that you too had not EVER owned one. I was just floored. This is an epidemic!!! We must get you ladies tuned into this amazing form of self love. Then it occurred to me. I could help to bring you the "love" you so need and desire!!!
So, I met with my good friend Francine who owns Femme Desires and we came up with some thing SPECTACULAR!!! A new class just in time for back to school. Are you ready for this? It is called Tease and Toy Joy. That's right, we are combining super steamy striptease classes with titillating tantalizing toys!!! Woo hoo! I am super excited about this event. Our first event is Sept. 8th in NYC. Check it out below. In the mean time, while you are doing all of your back to school shopping, grabbing notebooks, glue, and pens for the kids, make sure to grab a few rechargeable batteries, cuz mama's goin back to school too!
xoxoxo
-Kimberly
P.S. Those cute little plastic teddy bears? Yep, vibrators! Who knew?!?!


Time for Back to School! Check Out Our Hot New Classes!
Uggggh. Is it August already?!? August always brings a sense of dread for me. It is back to school time. And that means that summer is drawing to a close. And that just makes me want to cry. But I thought hey, lets make back to school fun! Let us make this a time to re-educate ourselves. Let it be a time to re-educate yo-self!! Check out our new classes and sign up today on our rates page. Who knew class could be so much fun?
NEW NY CLASSES: Pure Pole Power & Tease and Toy Joy
Tease and Toy Joy: Start with some basic moves from our Basic Moves strip tease class like our sexy Stripper Walk and the Bone Crusher, guaranteed to leave any lover drooling. Then follow it up with a pleasure presentation from Femme Desires that will demonstrate various items to enhance your most intimate moments, from massage oils to edible products to toys for you and him! Oh joy!! First class will be Sept 8th. SIGN UP HERE!!
Pure Pole Power: This class covers basic pole moves for one student in-home only, including spins and positionings. No inversions. You must already have a pole installed in your home. Pre-req: Basic Moves.
The Lap Dance Intensive(Aug 5th ..eeek that is TODAY!!) is BACK!!! For this class only, you need to register @ EMPIRE DANCE, 212.645.2441.
Shop N Strip is back. Events can be held on weekdays AND weekends. Sign up today!!!
HURRY UP!! NYC Desire Series starts THIS WEEK!!! Great for beginners! Sign up to our classes with a friend and save!! SIGN UP HERE!!
UPCOMING TEXAS PUBLIC CLASSES... SIGN UP!
Basic Moves workshop: August 15th or August 24th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
UPCOMING NEW YORK PUBLIC CLASSES... SIGN UP!
Basic Moves workshop: August 11th or 24th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
Desire Series: August 11th-12th, $150 for 1, $270 for 2
Strip Club Field Trip: August 16th, $25
Desire II : August 25th-26th, $150 for 1, $270 for 2..**pre-req: Desire I, 3 pkg, or DANCE series
Tease & Toy Joy: Sept 8th, $65 for 1, $120 for 2
Click here for more information OR Check out class descriptions here
September dates will be released shortly.
CLASSES WILL SELL OUT~~SIGN UP TODAY!!!!!
Wanna crash course or just want to see what we do? Sign up for a Basic Moves Workshop! Only $45!
Know you are ready to learn and want the full treatment? Sign up for the Desire Series! Only $150!
Not yet ready to strut your stuff in front of other students? Sign up for a private lesson or private lesson package!
Have a bachelorette or birthday party coming up? Sign up for a Basic Moves private class just for your group on any day you want!!
Taken a few classes with us already, but yearning for more? Sign up for Desire II!
Wanna see what really goes in the strip club? Sign up for our Strip Club Field Trip! Only $25!
Wanna hot lap dance class for you and your lover? Sign up for Lover's Moves!


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My First Vibrator! ...The Follow-Up
I really couldn't get over it, how many of you don't have vibrators!!! And I heard a bevy of reasons as to why. Here are the top four.
1. I don't know how to use one, or I am afraid to use one.
2. I am afraid it will make me not want to have s*x.
3. I am afraid someone will find out.
4. Just straight ole' all around fear.
OK, lets first discuss # 1. Actually, it is pretty easy. There are basically 2 types of vibrators. The ones you insert and the ones you don't. For your first time out of the gate, lets go with the ones you don't insert. Like The Blueberry Buzz that I mentioned last month. Your first time should be in your room alone with the lights dimmed and the mood set. Even putting on a skinamax (cinemax) late night soft core porn might help. You should be totally naked except for panties. And not those granny panties either! Those little red ones that make you feel super hot! First, read the directions and figure out how to load the batteries. Thank god for rechargeable batteries!! If the sound is too loud you can insert some tissue in between the two plastic housings to quiet it down a bit . Start with the lowest vibration. Begin by just.....READ entire story on our blog. Click here.
As for # 2, WRONG!! As I mentioned last month ( the more "s*x" (plastic or fleshy) you have, the less chance for sexual dysfunction, aka no s*x drive! ) it will not only increase s*x drive, but you will learn more how to pleasure yourself. And the more you know about how to pleasure yo-self, the easier it is to tell someone else how to pleasure you! AMEN!
Then # 3. Most online stores ship discreetly in unmarked packages. Also, most stores have a strict policy about your information and what they do with it. They don't sell it or give it away. Be sure to check each individual website's policy. Also, consider buying a silent vibrator, or use it under heavy covers so your nosey roommate won't wonder what that buzzing sound is all about. When it comes to storage, think like a teenager with a diary....store your toy in a secret space. Perhaps deep between your mattresses or in the bottom of your sock drawer in a special bag. Definitely don't leave it on the nightstand! But then again, nowadays they have multiple toys that look like ordinary objects, like the little bears above, lipstick, pens, and even flashlights.
And for # 4, well the only thing to fear is fear itself. Of course, the first time will be a little scary, but wasn't it scary the first time you kissed some one or made love. And wasn't it worth it?!?!?!
But I know a lot of you are still a bit nervous, or maybe you are super excited and just don't know where to start. Well, for my New York , New Jersey ladies, have we got a deal for you! TEASE AND TOY JOY!!!
TEASE AND TOY JOY:
1 hour and 30 minute Basic Moves Class that includes a cheat sheet with all the moves you learn in class. (there is no nudity in our classes)
1 hour and 30 minute Pleasure Party presentation.
15 minute break in between classes.
Plenty of time after the Pleasure presentation to make any necessary purchases :)
Event limited to 12 ladies
September 8th @ 6 PM
$65 for one or $120 for 2 ladies. SIGN UP HERE!!
So what are you waiting for? Sign up here: Sign up for private lessons/public classes here. And make sure to bring. After all, friends that strip and buy toys together...well, those are some damn good friends!!! :)


StripXpertease Info.
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PHONE: 1.800.747.1462 OR 212.677.1831
EMAIL: info@stripxpertease.com
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In-home Classes available in NYC & Austin, Texas. Also in NY, North New Jersey, Long Island, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, San Marcos, and various other Texas cities for an added travel fee.
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OUR VIDEO from the MAP

6, 8, okay...10

OK!!! You want the truth?...it was 10. Yes, I danced for 10 yrs. I used to say over 6, and the 8 because it sounded like I had danced for a long time, enough to know my stuff, but it didn't look like I was a lifer. But I was. I guess, I AM. It was who I was. It has made me who I am. Yep, 18-29, with like a year in there that I tried not to dance by taking up some really crappy other jobs. I never planned on dancing for 10 yrs. No one does. It just happens. But, this company saved me. You all saved me:). Teaching you gave me the strength to leave. The strength to move forward to leave the past behind.

Sometimes we get into something, a job, a relationship, and it is good....REALLY good. Then it gets bad. But we get so scared, of having to find the new job, the new relationship, newness is so frightening sometimes. So scary that we stay in what is bad. Because we tell ourselves, "Hey, it's not that bad right? I mean, it could be worse. It's not like ...blah, blah, blah." Then we see how much time has gone by. That makes it even scarier. But some times you have to make the leap. Leap forward off the cliff of monotony and failure and pained comfort.

That initial free fall is f'in scary! Your arms flail about and your stomach comes up into your throat and you think, "Holy crap, what did I just do?!!!?" But then the falling slows and you land and you're still here...all in one piece.. and the scenery is new and hey, this isn't that bad after all. New is fun and exciting! Why the hell did I wait this long?

So yeah, I danced for a looong time. And yes, I was ashamed. Part of me still is. But I have turned a new page. I have flipped the script! It wasn't all a waste. And I couldn't be happier with my newness.

Is this your beer?

...that is what she would ask.
I worked with this fabulous lady who danced by the name Lolita. She had this great long hair small perfect boobs and a great body. And boy she could dance. But if guys pissed her off...man, it was classic. She didn't get upset, she just picked up the nearest beer and said, "Is this your beer?" If he said no she would pick up the next one,"Is this your drink?" It could be a beer or a drink or even water. And if he replied yes she would smile, slide off his lap, and dump it on his head.
Priceless.

How to use a vibrator...MASTURBATION 101

There are basically 2 types of vibrators. The ones you insert and the ones you dont. For your first time out of the gate, lets go with the ones you don't insert. Like The Blueberry Buzz that I mentioned. Your first time should be in your room, alone, with the lights dimmed and the mood set. Even putting on a skinamax(Cinemax) late night soft core porn might help. You should be totally naked except for panties. And not those granny panties either. Those little red ones that make you feel super hot! First read the directions and figure out how to load the batteries. Thank god for rechargeable batteries!! If the sound is too loud you can isert some tissue in between the two plastic housings to quiet it down a bit.

Start with the lowest vibration. Begin by just touching your body in different spots, excluding the sweet spot, to get the feeling of the virator agianst your skin. Try your stomach, inner thigh, lips, neck, breasts. Then turn it all the way up and repeat. This will give you an idea of how it will soon feel on your more sensitive parts. Now turn it low again and just work around the clitoris. Again vary the speeds just to feel different sensations. The slowly move in closer. You can lightly tap, or move it over the clitoris in a back in forth motion. Or you can alternate between the two. Then try holding it directly on the clitoris. Try alternating between the 3 until you find a rhythm that works best for you. After you are comfortable with this, try removing your underwear and going bare. You can use a little lube or your own salivia as well. Sometimes orgasm can be achieved with in a few minutes. Or it may take 1/2 an hour. Just dont give up. It will be well worth the wait!

My First Vibrator!

YOU'VE NEVER OWNED A VIBRATOR?!?!?!?!?! That was my reaction, when my friend casually mentioned that she had never owned one. We were discussing orgasm by self stimulation, and I was discussing the various vibrators I had owned and ones I wanted to own. And she said, "Wow, I've never even owned one." That was when I screeched. I think I scared her, I said it so loud. I mean I couldn't believe it!!! I said we are going on line and ordering one right now! And she said, "Goody! My first vibrator!"

To me they are a necessity. In fact, the more "sex" (plastic or fleshy) you have, the less chance for sexual dysfunction, aka no sex drive! That statement alone will have your man running out to buy one of these babies below. I think having a good sex drive is important. I think not having a healthy sex life with your partner causes problems beyond the bedroom. And for us women, it is our busy lives that make us sometimes not want it, right? But these little gadgets will not only increase your libido, but also can be used during foreplay with you lover. FUN! And having a healthy sex life as a single woman is important too. Vibrators are a safe and sexy option that reduce stress and keep your drive up for when Mr. Right finally does come along! Below is my history with the little lover.

• This was my first experience with a vibrator. Now that I look back, I realize I started with the king. This baby will leave you quivering for hours...woo!! Hitachi Magic Wand
  



• Then this was my first real purchase. Well not this exact one, but one very similar. It did the trick! Very hard though. Not for insertion. Violet Glow
  



• Then I tried one of these. Not very quiet. And unlike my AA lovers this one used several C batteries...Jesus... Hypersonic Rocket
  



• I once bought this for a vacation trip with the boy. Lame. I give it a thumbs down. Fukuoku 9000
  



• I once saw this in a sex shop and told this guy I was seeing that he couldn't come over unless he bought this for me. This was before I realized that vibrators could be inserted. Then I saw the light! Thank god for that wascally wabbit!! The Rabbit
  



• And this is the current one. Quiet, compact, and gets the job done. And I do love Babeland. Great store!!! The Blueberry Buzz
  

Go ahead... try it, you'll like it. Maybe you want an egg or one of these bad boys! I mean there are so many options. Large ones bigger than 3 stacked coke cans, tiny ones that fit in a closed hand. Ones that ejaculate, ones with handles, ones that thrust, ones with 3 heads, and ones with remotes for him. White ones, black ones, latin ones! Glass, plastic, jeweled, rubber, polyurethane, second skin, and CHROME!! Battery operated, plug in, rechargeable. Waterproof, glow in the dark, and ones with suction cup bases.

This one even has features like those massage chairs at the nail salon. Makes me smile just thinking about it. And this one really blew me away...it vibrates to the music in your iPod: OhMiBod. I mean you dream it, they make it.

This site can help you find the perfect mate. :) Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store Just check out the side bar to check off your favorite options. Who knew it could be this easy? ( enter code 4BW upon checkout)

But for me, I am done with having to order a new one every time old faithful dies. I have found a vibrator that is......IMMORTAL. That's right. I am saving up for the Jimmyjane: Waterproof, Silent, Everlasting Vibrator. Replaceable motor, I am sold.

NEWSLETTERS: July Update 07-03-07

Independence Day is here!! And that means fireworks. But will there be fireworks in your bedroom? It can get a little monotonous sometimes, huh? But what better way to spice it up then with a little naughty dancing? And the dancing can lead to so much more. And I don't just mean the horizontal mambo. What about all my single ladies? Striptease isn't always about performing for a lover or spicing up a relationship. It can spice up your relationship with YOURSELF!!
The truth is, finally getting up the nerve to try the saucy dancing will bring something else. Facing your fear of trying something that scares you will make you stand a little taller and walk with a little more strut. And maybe, just maybe then you will feel a little more confident to try something else new. Yes!! Something else that will make you feel more like a woman. Like that piece of lingerie that is sooo hot, but more racy than anything you ever owned. Or that s*x toy you have been dying to try (see the article below, "My First Vibrator"). Or that video that you have been afraid to buy, but desperately want to see. Then you can celebrate your own independence day. Celebrate the independence of the braver, more adventurous you!! And in that hot nightie, with your new toy, watching that awesome video, you can see what kind of fireworks you can make!! Woo-Hoo!!
xoxoxo
-Kimberly


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My First Vibrator!
YOU'VE NEVER OWNED A VIBRATOR?!?!?!?!?! That was my reaction, when my friend casually mentioned that she had never owned one. We were discussing orgasm by self stimulation, and I was discussing the various vibrators I had owned and ones I wanted to own. And she said, "Wow, I've never even owned one." That was when I screeched. I think I scared her, I said it so loud. I mean I couldn't believe it!!! I said we are going on line and ordering one right now! And she said, "Goody! My first vibrator!"
To me they are a necessity. In fact, the more "s*x" (plastic or fleshy) you have, the less chance for sexual dysfunction, aka no s*x drive! That statement alone will have your man running out to buy one of these babies below. I think having a good s*x drive is important. I think not having a healthy s*x life with your partner causes problems beyond the bedroom. And for us women, it is our busy lives that make us sometimes not want it, right? But these little gadgets will not only increase your libido, but also can be used during foreplay with you lover. FUN! And having a healthy s*x life as a single woman is important too. Vibrators are a safe and sexy option that reduce stress and keep your drive up for when Mr. Right finally does come along! Below is my history with the little lover.
This was my first experience with a vibrator. Now that I look back, I realize I started with the king. This baby will leave you quivering for hours...woo!! Hitachi Magic Wand
Then this was my first real purchase. Well not this exact one, but one very similar. It did the trick! Very hard though. Not for insertion. Violet Glow
Then I tried one of these. Not very quiet. And unlike my AA lovers this one used several C batteries...Jesus... Hypersonic Rocket
I once bought this for a vacation trip with the boy. Lame. I give it a thumbs down. Fukuoku 9000
I once saw this in a s*x shop and told this guy I was seeing that he couldn't come over unless he bought this for me. This was before I realized that vibrators could be inserted. Then I saw the light! Thank god for that wascally wabbit!! The Rabbit
And this is the current one. Quiet, compact, and gets the job done. And I do love Babeland. Great store!!! The blueberry Buzz
Go ahead... try it, you'll like it. Maybe you want an egg or one of these bad boys! I mean there are so many options. Large ones bigger than 3 stacked coke cans, tiny ones that fit in a closed hand. Ones that ejaculate, ones with handles, ones that thrust, ones with 3 heads, and ones with remotes for him. White ones, black ones, latin ones! Glass, plastic, jeweled, rubber, polyurethane, second skin, and CHROME!! Battery operated, plug in, rechargeable. Waterproof, glow in the dark, and ones with suction cup bases. This one even has features like those massage chairs at the nail salon. Makes me smile just thinking about it. And this one really blew me away...it vibrates to the music in your iPod: OhMiBod. I mean you dream it, they make it.
This site can help you find the perfect mate. :) EDEN FANTASIES. Just check out the side bar to check off your favorite options. Who knew it could be this easy? ( enter code 4BW upon checkout)
But for me, I am done with having to order a new one every time old faithful dies. I have found a vibrator that is......IMMORTAL. That's right. I am saving up for the Jimmyjane: Waterproof, Silent, Everlasting Vibrator. Replaceable motor, I am sold.


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The Perfect Stripper High Heel Shoe!

People always ask me,"Which shoe do I buy for class?"

I like Ellie's shoes. Pleaser's is good too and so is N.Y.L.A.( but I can't seem to find them anymore). If you ever plan on doing any floor moves you need a platform. It protects the toes and helps you get down and up. The 6" Juliet by Ellie is perfect! (the Juliet is available is all inch varieties)

If you never wear heels start with a 4" with a bit of a platform. The Brooke is a good one. Ankle support and a wide toe strap is key. If you have ankle worries, boots are fun and give great support. I always loved boots.

If you can hang in heels, but are afraid of 6 inches go with 5". Like the Jewel ...pretty but functional.

If you are ready to get down on the floor you need 5 1/2" or more. The Allure is great. Again, boots really give great protection to the toes and are smokin' hot. When I danced I wore boots like the Covergirl practically every night. Good for pole climbing too.

Then you can graduate to the 6" Once you can manage those, it's on to skinny toe straps, mules (my fave) and others...the options are endless.

And then... if you're crazy, there are 7" and 8". I have tried and I always go back to 6" Sometimes bigger isn't always better. ;)

other heel blogs: http://www.stripxpertease.com/2006/12/heels-or-no-heels.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2006/12/more-about-heels.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/01/more-about-heelsmastering-shoe.html
http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/01/one-more-note-on-shoes-and-feet.html

http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/07/stripper-shoes-in-manhattan.html

Stripper shoes in Manhattan

Several girls I have met want to try before they buy. This is understandable. So there is a place with a pretty good selection. It is a sex shop, but hey, they dont sell these gals at Barney's. The store with shoes n' more is on 8th ave between 47 and 48th. It has 3 levels. Shoes are on the second level. As always you know what I recommend, 6 inch platform. You can read more here http://www.stripxpertease.com/2006/12/heels-or-no-heels.html

Pimples at thirty. Are you serious?

I woke up today with a pimple on my cheek. It is nothing new. They come occasionally. But you know, I am pissed! Because I thought as a child, a teenager, I thought it was just a kid thing. I mean right? Remember when you got your first pimple? Your mom says, "Oh, puberty. You are a teenager now!" So I assumed that it would end when PUBERTY ended ...RIGHT?!? But here I am 30...mmm, okaaay, 31 years old and still pissed that I get pimples. But here is something you might not know. Pimples are not loyal to the face. You can have chest pimples, back pimples, and ok if you knew about those, here is the shocker....butt pimples. It's true. But it seems to be a big stripper issue. Boy I tried it all, Clearasil pads, alcohol, baby wipes, but it happened. I suppose it is from having your butt exposed and sitting and different laps and men all night. But every girl seemed to be plagued at one time or another. (Remember the story about the concealer and the girl in the dressing room?)
Well, at least those days are ...ahem,behind me.

This is one of our recent iTunes mixes..

Enjoy!!!
-Kimberly

The nine words men need to know to understand women!

This was sent to me. Too funny!
Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.