OLD NEWSLETTERS: May 2007 Update, mother's day special, shop n' strip, and new classes!

MAY UPDATE

Panties, and Bras, and Garters, Oh My!!
I love shopping for lingerie, but I know a lot of you don't. Maybe you just don't have the time. Or maybe you don't know where to go or what to buy. Perhaps you are intimidated by the sales people. I know, I know. It can all together be a daunting task. That is why we created Shop N' Strip. It is such a great event! And now for the first time we are bringing it to you as a public class in NYC at a discounted rate!
Shop N' Strip public class on Saturday June 2nd, 4-8 PM.
This event includes a two hour SOHO lingerie shopping tour, including a stop at a female owed adult store (naughty!), followed by a Basic Moves short class in studio where you learn how to remove your sexy purchases (no nudity, purchases can be worn over clothes). Only $65.00!! We only have 4 spots left!!
Sign up here! ( http://stripxpertease.com/rates.htm )
Watch this VIDEO from Travelistic.com's ( http://www.travelistic.com ) show The Map ( http://www.travelistic.com/user/TheMap ) for more info on our Shop N' Strip tour and our Basic Moves class. The video is about 5 minutes. You can even vote and give it a thumbs up or down!
WATCH HERE! ( http://www.travelistic.com/video/show/3231 )
**Meeting location for tour is in SOHO. Studio is midtown west. 4 hour event. 10 girls max. **4 seats left. Private tours are also still available. Contact shopnstrip@stripxpertease.com ( mailto:shopnstrip@stripxpertease.com ) for more info.

Sexy Mama Mother's Day Special
Well, my best friend just called and told me she was pregnant. Wow! This will be number two for her. Me personally, I am still not ready for kids, my doggies are kids enough for me. I don't know how you mommies do it! But, so many of you are mother's, and I know once you become mommy, it is hard to find time for yourself. So in honor of all of you sexy mamas out there, we are giving out a special just for you! Take advantage of our Sexy Mama Mother's Day special and save 10% on all of our private lessons for yourself or a group of friends!
The festivities start on Cinco de Mayo and continue through Mother's day.
* Just put a deposit down for any private lesson between May 5-13 and receive 10% off!! Includes PRIVATE Basic (for yourself or a group), Advanced, Pro, 3 class package, and DANCE.
So take some time for yourself or gather up your best friends to reconnect, have a laugh,and reclaim the sexy in sexy mama! And yes, non-mommies can get the discount too.
Let us know the dates you are interested in, and we will set it up. Place your deposit, and you are good to go!! Our private lessons are great for bachelorette, birthday, and girl's night out parties!

Quick Cellulite Fix
Well, I say fix, because there doesn't seem to be a quick cure. But this will do the trick. Fishnet thigh highs! They trick the eye with the criss cross pattern and can conceal even the biggest bumps and lumps. You will want to wear them very high on the leg too. I worked with girls who pulled them all the way up the their butts. And you can even leave them on when the dancing is over...if you know what I mean. HOT!! Here are a few options.
My Diva's Closet ( http://www.mydivascloset.com/hosiery-stockings.html )
Stocking girl ( http://stockingirl.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=miccina&Category_Code=TFN )
Frederick's ( http://www.fredericks.com/category.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Lingerie-Hosiery&Page=1 )
3 wishes ( http://www.3wishes.com/stockings.asp )
Flirty lingerie ( http://www.flirtylingerie.com/stocthighig.html )

New Class Dates....Sign Up Now!!
Sign up for our monthly 2 hr. BASIC MOVES WORKSHOPS to have a taste of what our classes are like! This class is a great review even if you have already taken a class! 12 girls max. $45.00
Next BASIC MOVES WORKSHOPS dates: Sign up here ( http://stripxpertease.com/rates.htm )
Austin, Texas: May 12th @ 3 PM. New York City: May 12th @ 7 PM, Midtown westNext LAP DANCE INTENSIVE in NYC. Sign up with another gal pal to really learn the true moves.
* New York City: May 20th 7-9 pm, Chelsea. Sign up through Empire Dance 212.645.2441.Or sign up for our 4 week class, the DESIRE SERIES. Learn a super sexy choreographed full song routine! Four 1.5 hour classes. 6 girls max. $150.00.
Next DESIRE SERIES dates: Sign up here ( http://stripxpertease.com/rates.htm )
Austin, Texas: TBA ..late May New York City: Thursdays, 6:15-7:45 PM, May 31st-June 21st, Midtown west New York City: Saturdays, 12:15-1:45 PM, June 2nd-June 23rd, Midtown westIf you have already taken Desire or DANCE, or Basic, Advanced, & Pro, sign up for DESIRE SERIES II $165.00. Four 1.5 hour classes. 6 girls max.
Next DESIRE II series dates:Sign up here ( http://stripxpertease.com/rates.htm )
* New York City: Wednesdays, 6:15-7:45 PM, May 9th-30th, Midtown west**Class locations are revealed after payment with email address used to make payment. Any questions email ( mailto:info@stripxpertease.com ) for more info!
Also, D.A.N.C.E. is now available is Austin!!!! D.A.N.C.E. is a six week, six class private lesson package.

More StripXpertease Info.
SIGN UP FOR CLASSES/PRIVATE LESSONS HERE ( http://www.stripxpertease.com/rates.htm ) or SEE ALL CLASS DESCRIPTIONS HERE ( http://www.stripxpertease.com/classes.htm )
CONTACT US:
StripXpertease.com ( http://www.stripxpertease.com/ )
1.800.747.1462 OR 347.907.4602
info@stripxpertease.com ( mailto:info@stripxpertease.com )
Classes available in NYC and Austin.
For added travel fee classes also available in NY, North New Jersey , Long Island. Dallas, Houston, San Marcos, San Antonio, and various other cities in Texas
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OLD NEWSLETTERs : April 2007 Update: Dye down there, Desire series, New Classes

StripXpertease April Newsletter 04.07.07
4 Week DESIRE Series Now in TX & NY.
DESIRE II Coming in June to NY.
Happy Easter!
Easter always makes me think of bunnies...Playboy bunnies that is. So if you are looking to unleash your inner bunny, sign up for Desire Series! We have new dates ladies!! The first ever StripXpertease Desire series is in it's last week and it has been a blast! I can't wait to start another one. Class size stays @ 6 girls max and you walk away with one full song ultra hot choreographed routine that combines standing and floor moves! Cheat sheets included. You'll leave feeling powerful and provocative! Great for beginners, and still offered at a reduced rate!!
And for any lady who has had ALREADY taken StripXpertease classes (like our 3 class package, or both Basic and Advanced, or even the D.A.N.C.E. series), DESIRE II is for YOU. We perfect previous moves, learn a few new ones, and use them to create another full song risque routine. 6 hours of instruction!
DESIRE I series SIGN UP HERE
NY: Starts May 5th (4 weeks, 1.5 hr classes, Saturday @ 1:15-2:45 PM, 39th & 8th) $150.00.
TX: Starts May 9th (4 weeks, 1.5 hr classes, Wednesday @ 6:15-7:45 PM, location TBA) $150.00

DESIRE II series SIGN UP HERE
NY: June 3rd (4 weeks, 1.5 hr classes, Sunday @ 4:15-5:45 PM, midtown west)**Prerequisite: 3 class Pkg, DANCE, DESIRE I, or both Basic & Advanced. Round toe 51/2 or 6" heels required. $165.00
******Exact location for classes is emailed to you after payment. Check back on web site to see general location of TX Desire. Please dress comfortably. Round toe/open toe platform shoes are REQUIRED. Since at this time, only one series is running at a time, make ups are completed as private lessons for $81.00 each.
CONTACT US:
StripXpertease.com
1.800.747.1462 OR 347.907.4602
info@stripxpertease.com

Learn a Sizzlin' Routine at Our Basic Moves Workshops
We are making our BASIC MOVES WORKSHOP, where you learn a seductive routine and lap dance, a monthly event in NY & TX! This is a great way to sample the Desire series too. A great refresher course! Sign up with a friend for double trouble! Only $45.00 for 2 hours!! Sign up now!
APRIL 14TH (next weekend!)
NYC @ 7 PM(midtown west,2 hrs) ...tickets still available
TX @ 6:30 PM(south Austin, 2 hrs) ...tickets still available
MAY 12TH
NYC @ 6:30 PM(midtown west, 2 hrs)
TX @ 6:30 PM(location TBA, 2 hrs)
**To purchase tickets go to our RATES PAGE. Exact location is revealed after payment by email. Dress comfortably. Heels are preferred, but not required. 12 girls max each class. General location for May 12th Texas class will be announced shortly. Check back on the rates page.
Read a review from our last workshop on Dr. Tara J. Palmatier's blog on URBAN PRESTIGE.com

PINK PUSS POWER!!!
Ok, my hair...down there...is pink. And I don't mean baby pink, I mean hot bright pink. And I love it!!!
A few weeks ago, I read an article in Business 2.0 about Nancy Jareki's new company called Betty Beauty. Nancy created Betty Beauty after she saw women sneaking home doggy bags of dye from the beauty shop to essentially make the purse match the shoes. She spent 2 yrs on R&D and came up with Betty Beauty's home pubic hair dye. It gives your "betty" a new life and even covers gray with a super safe, no drip formula.
As I read, my jaw was hanging. I was thinking, what will they think of next, and how do I get some!?! I couldn't WAIT to get on the computer and order online. I was SO siked! They had a few colors: blonde, black, auburn, brown and hells yeah, hot pink!!! I of course ordered "Fun Betty," the pink dye....
..... READ the whole PINK story ON OUR BLOG
MORE BETTY INFO: http://www.bettybeauty.com/index.html This Easter instead of dyeing ordinary Easter eggs for the Easter bunny, dye your own bunny!

more information
SIGN UP FOR CLASSES/PRIVATE LESSONS HERE or
SEE ALL CLASS DESCRIPTIONS HERE
CONTACT US:
StripXpertease.com ~ 1.800.747.1462 OR 347.907.4602 ~ info@stripxpertease.com
Classes available in NYC and Austin. For added travel fee, classes also available in NY, North New Jersey, Long Island. Dallas, Houston, San Marcos, San Antonio, and various other cities in Texas

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coming up next month: stripper strength in texas, mother's day special, and more!

OLD NEWSLETTERS: March 2007 Advanced Update:new classes, fear of taking class

New Workshop Dates for Advanced & Basic!!

March 24th Workshop Day for NYC and Austin
Hi Ladies,
I am so excited to announce new workshops. They are selling out!! We will be doing another Basic Moves workshop in both Manhattan and Austin, but also Advanced Moves for you Texas gals!! And the Lap Dance Intensive is back at Empire Dance. We will also give away one pair of StripXpertease embroidered boy shorts to one lucky gal in each Basic and Advanced class! And as an added bonus, each Basic and Advanced class will have a extra 15 minute Q&A with your instructor to ask anything you want. So stick around after class and ask your burning questions about the strip club, stripping, or anything you desire!
Workshops are as follows:
Austin:
March 24th 2-4 pm Basic Moves $45.00
March 24th 5-7 pm Advanced Moves $45.00
Sign for both classes for only $80.00
Both classes at same studio located in South Austin( W. William Cannon)
NYC:
March 24th 2-4 pm Basic Moves $45.00
Studio for Basic Moves in Manhattan near Penn Station
March 25th 7-9 pm Lap Dance Intensive @ Empire Dance
You can sign up for Basic and Advanced for both cities on the rates page here > RATES PAGE
Basic and Advanced Moves class location is revealed after payment. Classes are very limited. Open to all women over 18, all sizes. You do not need dance experience, just an open mind. Dress comfortable, but feel free to add a touch of sexiness. Comfortable heels are highly recommended. Closed door classes with no spectators.

CLASS DESCRIPTIONS
Basic Moves:
This class covers the basics: your walk and entrance, standing moves, performing a lap dance, and stripping out of your clothes. You will learn seductive eye contact, sensual movements, how to channel your confidence and have power over your subject. We will also go over music and outfit choices. Learn over 20 moves and how to put them together in a smokin' routine!
Advanced Moves:
This class teaches a super sexy floor moves routine! It also covers extra tricks and moves for standing striptease as well. It is a review and follow up to Basic Moves. (This class can be a hard on the knees, so wear work out pants that cover your knees. We also offer knee pads for purchase in-class)
For Advanced and Pro we STRONGLY recommend 6 inch platform shoes with an ankle strap. They can be purchased on our site from our links page
Lap Dance Intensive:
Learn everything you always wanted to know about the lap dance. Learn how to position your man, perform the Double Reverse Head, Flip Trick, and more. These moves are learned best with a partner. So grab a girlfriend and sign up. Buy 2 tickets and save. Please sign up at EMPIREDANCE
Contact Us:
www.StripXpertease.com
info@stripxpertease.com
1.800.747.1462


Reasons we don't take class ...# 1
I am too nervous too take a class!!
Oh goodness. I hear this all the time.
I am too fat, too old. I can't dance. I have no rhythm. I have 2 left feet. I don't have boobs. I don't have an ass. I can't move. I can't walk in heels. I am not sexy. I have no experience. I don't have a man to dance for. I don't like my body. Who would be attracted to ME dancing?
The list goes on and on. But ladies, listen ....are you listening?
IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!! And it's probably not true. We are so hard on ourselves (my self included), and it limits our potential. There is one thing that trumps all of this and it is confidence. It can make or break you.
So come to the class. That is why we offer private lessons so it is just you and the instructor. We aren't going to laugh at you...I promise. And all women make progress in class. You just have to try. Confidence will come, and sexiness will flow.
If there is something you can do to make a change in your life, then do it! In a beginner Basic Moves Class everyone is just beginning. Everyone feels nervous, but after the class everyone feels a little lighter and a lot better. They all know that they have done something for themselves. Because exotic dance is really for you, not for him. And they all know that they have challenged themselves. And they have learned that true sexiness really does come from within.....but these moves sure do help!!! :)
So sign up, and come learn the Predator Face, the Boob Squeeze and the Rear Finger Slide, woo-woo!
....what are you waiting for?
xoxo
-Kimberly

OLD NEWSLETTERS: 1/2 way March 2007 Update: Facial feedback, Client comments

Spring Special, Desire Series, and More Workshops!


Spots Still Available!!! Desire Series, Basic, & Advanced!
Yes, learn to love yo-self. We all get so busy, so caught up, the day is over before we know!!....god is the weekend already over?...gees is the month already over?...wait is it New Years Eve already?!?!?! The year is a wash, then rinse and repeat.
Yes, time flies by, and it flies by without letting you spend any time pampering yourself. So take time for yo-self. Learn to love yo-self. And our classes are a great way to take a step in that direction.
We help you how to look in that mirror and appreciate all that you are. We teach you how to touch your self without the giggles. How to look inside at the sexy mama hiding beneath the "ugg, my big hips" "damn, my little boobs" negativity. All you have to do is take the time for yourself to try it out. What better way than with our Basic Moves workshop?
Two hours of all the StripXpertease basics. Every month. Only $45!!
Learn how to give a proper and damn sexy lap dance. Learn how to remove your bra..and other under-things in a hot, hot way! Learn how to make and entrance and leave them drooling and you feeling sexy, alive, and vibrant!
Aaaand for those of you who have already taken a class with StripXpertease:
If you want some NEW moves, sign up for Advanced. All new moves on the floor! Bring him to his knees by learning to slither and slide on yours!
If you feel like you forgot everything, this Basic Moves workshop is a GREAT review!!
SIGN UP NOW TO SAVE YOUR SPOT.>> SIGN UP HERE!!
~ CLASSES ~
BASIC MOVES WORKSHOP: 2 hrs. Austin, TX (W. William Cannon): Saturday, March 24 @ 2:00 PM! $45.00 ***** ONLY 1 SPOT LEFT!!!
ADVANCED MOVES WORKSHOP: 2 hrs. Austin, TX (W. William Cannon): Saturday, March 24 @ 5:00 PM! $45.00
...Book BOTH of our Austin workshops(Basic & Advanced Moves ) Saturday, March 24 and save! $80.00
BASIC MOVES WORKSHOP: 2 hrs. Austin, TX (W. William Cannon): Saturday, April 14th @ 6:30 PM! $45.00
BASIC MOVES WORKSHOP: 2 hrs. NYC (Midtown West): Saturday, March 24, @ 2:00 PM! $45.00
DESIRE SERIES: (4 consecutive 1.5 hr classes) NYC only. Desire Series on Wednesdays 6:15-7:45 PM. Starting March 21st $180.00. Buy now and save, only $150.00! ****ONLY 1 SPOT LEFT!!
LAP DANCE INTENSIVE: 2 hrs. New York, NY (@ Empire Dance): Sunday, March 25, 2007 7:00 PM. Please Register through Empire Dance by calling 212.645.2441.
**Please Note: Class size is limited and kept small. We will email you with class location and info on what to wear within 24 hrs. after payment is made. Class descriptions on OUR CLASSES page. Tickets are non-refundable but can be transferred. Class location is revealed AFTER payment by email. Payment requires email address.


Spring Special! Save 10% Off Private Lessons/Classes!!
Whew!!! So much this month ladies!!
Women's History month, St. Patrick's Day (Kiss me I'm Irish!!), and the first day of Spring. So, in honor of all these good days we are launching a new special!
Save 10% off of all PRIVATE lessons/classes booked (that means you place your deposit) between March 17th and the 24th. Woo-hoo! Sign up now on our RATES page!
So take this time for yo-self ladies!
Get the luck of the Irish by saving on 10% on that upcoming birthday party bash with the gals!
Start your spring cleaning off right by tossin' those old granny panties and replacing them with a new purchase on a SHOP N' STRIP tour, discounted 10%! (Does not apply to purchases on tour)
Celebrate Women's History month by making your fears history and signing up for a private lesson at 10% off!
CONTACT US TO SIGN UP TODAY!!
www.StripXpertease.com
info@stripxpertease.com
1.800.747.1462 or 347.907.4602

The Facial Feedback Theory.
AH HA!!! I knew it! The predator face DOES make you feel more confident and sexy. It is a scientific fact ladies!!!
The facial feedback theory says that our facial expressions can actually influence the way we feel. For example, smiling will make you feel happier. Frowning will make you feel sad. So that means that sexy predator face will make you feel more confident, more sexy, and more powerful ...like the sexy seductress you are! Remember ladies, head down, eyes up...naughty smile.
To learn how to master the Predator Face, sign up for Basic Moves today!!

Our Own Feedback Theory
Ok..so I wanted to insert a little of our own feedback. These are some of my favs. Remember everyone comes in nervous. Everyone says I can't dance, I have two left feet, I have no rhythm... And when you leave, you might not be a modern day Ginger Rogers, BUT everyone leaves feeling a little sexier, a little more confident than when they walked in. And that is what really counts. For more client comments and pics, see the bottom of OUR CLASSES page.
We really had a great time at the class and our instructor was outstanding. Sarah Lynn made me feel very comfortable - and I'm about as uptight and rigid as they come. I would love to take another class sometime. I had never even been into a strip club - so it was a real experience. My fiance will be very surprised when he sees the new moves. But this class was really for me more than him - and it was a bonding experience with my friend. Sarah Lynn was also very intelligent - in addition to being a great dancer - and really conveyed the lessons well. I appreciated all of her encouragement and compassion. You have a very well run and creative business model and I will recommend it to others. - Jodi C. (2 girls Basic Moves) TX
My performance was great last night (I took my job seriously by doing my nails, curling my hair, spraying glitter and perfume everywhere before the dance), after the routine I did a lap dance and he was blown away. My temptress expression was good as well as it sort of just came naturally.... At the end of the night he asked me to be his girlfriend (we've been dating for couple months), so as you can see the dance really did wonders! :D I truly cannot pick one best part of the class because I simply enjoyed every minute of it. It was not only a fun dance class, but a mind transforming as well as liberating experience. There were so many great things to be named. You really made me feel at ease, and your sense of humor was an asset to the whole learning experience. The pace felt just right. Depending on the mood, the moves can be naughty, sensual or sexy, or all of these. I think every woman should take these classes just for themselves (of course it doesn't hurt to perform for their men once in a while) to awaken the sexy goddesses inside themselves. -Juliet T. (DANCE series) NY
I wanted to thank you for your incredible gift of showing us your wonderful moves and honestly your StripXpertease. As we mentioned, even when you showed us a demo of the dance, we were all mesmerized by your moves. You're a beautiful girl with a great spirit, extremely professional, down to earth and I can't tell you enough that you are one of the funniest people I've ever met. You've made all of us feel comfortable, confident and that we could accomplish anything. It was a true joy being in your classes and can't stop raving about you to everyone I know. (We'll already agreed we're addicted to you!) {The best part of the class was} YOU, YOU, YOU!!!! As mentioned, you made us feel comfortable, the moves felt attainable because of the way you broke them down and named them. You were friendly and yet maintained order with our riot group and most of all you made us have the most fun! The individual attention you gave to each of us and the cheat sheets were absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What did{ I} like the best? Everything!!! Especially your honesty, openness and never-ending patience in telling us your experience and stories during your days as a dancer. Not to mention all your little handy tricks! It was all truly interesting and really made you understand what an unfair and terrible stigma dancers really have. Kimberly, once again thanks for one of the best classes I've had. You really are a very professional and classy business woman. You should be very proud of yourself. Looking forward to seeing you again soon! -Emyli Z. (Group 3 Class Pkg.) NY
We had a blast yesterday! Thanks to both of you for doing this{Kimberly and Saralynn} – I think there are a lot of women out there that would like to have this talent but are too embarrassed or shy to pursue it....I practiced the super glue bra move last night when I was getting ready for bed and it worked! How fun! In my opinion, the best part of the class was the lightheartedness and openness of it....and the pep talk about being confident...not all of us are as beautiful as the two of you and encouragement is needed! The chance to step out of the mother/homemaker/wife role was great too! There are times where I just want to put all of that on the back burner and just be that flirty, sexy predator that you were describing....with nothing else in my focus but making my man squirm...you certainly gave us the basic tools and I'm looking forward to learning more!....I'm thinking all women are strippers at heart- -at least somewhere in their being - and that many of us have been conditioned not to recognize or validate that part of ourselves....we don't talk about it enough...I've shared some stories with my closest friend but I think if we would do that more then all of us would have much more confidence and would have better relationships....knowing that we all felt basically the same way. -Dona S.(Group Basic Moves) TX
The best part was whenever you said "strippins hard ya'll" haha. I liked learning how to keep the predator face on, and learning how important it is to stay in the zone and be in control. I'm glad that you made it more about dancing for ourselves, and if the men like it, well then that's an added plus. You were great Kim, you most definitely made us feel comfortable - I love to dance, but this is a little different, but it didn't take long for me to feel comfortable enough. 2 of my friends that were with us can be shy when it comes to dancing, and I saw them loosen up quite a bit, and it's because you made us laugh and realize that we are all there to have fun and feel great about ourselves. Sometimes we need to be reminded that we are sexy and beautiful!! -Kristen R. (Jan. Basic Moves Workshop) NY

OLD NEWSLETTERS : March 2007 Update: Corsets, Desire series, Spring Classes

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OLD NEWSLETTERS: February 2007 Update, Valentine's Special, Striptease workout class, and Advanced Moves WRKSHP.

FEBRUARY UPDATE

Happy Valentine's Day!!
Happy February to all !! Well, it is freezing here in NY, but spring is right around the corner. Yay! And whether it is 9 or 99 degrees outside, I know we are always trying to turn up the heat in the bedroom. So to help keep everything hot, we are making it a little bit easier to book a class with our new Valentine's Day special.
Take advantage of our Valentine's Day Special and receive 10% off of your class!
It easy, just put your deposit down before Feb. 14th, Valentine's Day, and receive 10% off of your final price on any private class/tour.
And yes, this includes our sexy couple's class, Lover's Moves. Use our Lover's Moves class to reconnect with your honey, on a whole new level.
Who needs chocolate for Valentine's Day when you can make him melt instead?
Single for Vday? Have a girl's night! What better way to bond with your gal-pals then with a striptease class!
Contact us:
www.StripXpertease.com
info@stripxpertease.com
1.800.747.1462
** Does not apply to Stripper Strength or Workshops. Does not apply to travel fees. Class must be taken between Feb 1st and August 14th 2007.

New Dates for Basic Moves Workshops.
Wow! Both of our Workshops in NYC and in Texas were sell outs! So, we are doing it again!
Both workshops are set for the 24th of February. Price is only $45.00!!
Sign up early on the RATES page. We had several girls call the week before the class to find it was sold out. Don't miss out!
Also, as a way of saying thanks, one lucky girl in each class will win a pair of our sexy embroidered boy shorts! Woo-woo!
NYC (Midtown west) Feb 24th 6:30 PM
Austin (Southwest) Feb 24th 4:30 PM ...only 2 spots left !
Sign up here: www.StripXpertease.com/rates.htm

UPCOMING WORKSHOPS
Basic Moves NYC March 24th, time TBA...tickets go on sale soon!
Basic Moves Austin March 24th, time TBA...tickets go on sale soon!
Advanced Moves NYC TBA
Advanced Moves TX TBA
Lap Dance Intensive NYC @ Empire Dance...coming this spring
Stay tuned for:
The March 24th workshop time and dates
Advanced Moves dates in Texas and NYC!
Check back on the rates page. www.StripXpertease.com/rates.htm
Contact us: info@stripxpertease.com or 1.800.747.1462

Stripper Strength Workout Class Now 5x's a Week!
Stripper Strength is a 1 hour fitness class offered only at Empire Dance. New mini-routines each month. (No nudity, workout attire, heels {you may also go bare foot or wear tennis shoes}, private room with no spectators, yay!) This is a great way to "test" out a striptease class. It is a mix of our private classes, Pilate's, and low impact fitness. Check it out!!
Current Classes available:
Tuesday 6 PM
Wednesday 12:30 PM
Wednesday 9 PM
Saturday 2 PM
Sunday 2 PM
Sign up at Empire Dance www.empiredance.com or (212) 645-2441
Single Group Class (drop-in): $20
Or purchase a class card for discounted rates and use it for other great classes like Belly Dance...sexy, Yoga....ommm, & Hip Hop, ya heard!
World Dance/Dance Fitness Class Cards:
5 WD/DF Class Card: $65 ($13 per class) - Valid for 2 Months from date of purchase
10 WD/DF Class Card: $120 ($12 per class) - Valid for 3 Months from date of purchase
20 WD/DF Class Card: $199 ($9.95 per class) - Valid for 3 Months from date of purchase
Also, if you missed the Lap Dance Intensive, never fear, it will be back soon!!!

Advanced Moves, Pro Moves I & II Coming to You!!
Advanced Moves 2 hr workshop coming!! And only $45.00. Email us at info@stripxpertease.com with ADVANCED MOVES and your state (TX or NY) in the subject line to be the first to know about workshop dates.
Advanced Moves: This follow up lesson covers floor/stage work, more standing moves, and a few extra naughty tricks to add to your routine. Round toe 5 or 6 inch platform shoes are highly recommended. (Learning floor moves can be a little hard on the knees. So wear bottoms that cover your knees. We also offer knee pads for purchase in-class). Check out shoes on our Links page
Also, Pro Moves will be broken down into 2 workshops that will be booked together. You must have taken Basic and Advanced previously, either in a workshop or as a private single or group lesson. Coming soon!!!
Pro Moves: Here you combine core moves from Basic and Advanced to learn a super hot choreographed and professional looking "stage" routine to perform for yourself or a lover to a song of your choosing. Make 'em go WOW!
Also...you asked and now you receive!! Our first on-going class is on its way in both locations. Four weeks of fun in 1.5 hr increments. Stay tuned for details. Email us info@stripxpertease.com with the subject ON-GOING to be the first to know about dates!



Female Photojournalist Looking for StripXpertease Students.
Elin Berge is a Swedish female photojournalist working on a large documentary story about the "empowered erotica" phenomenon - American women who in different ways find liberation by embracing their sexuality. This trend is not yet as big in Sweden or Europe, but the curiousness and interest is starting to grow.
She is very interested in meeting common women who are trying striptease as a part of her story. She wants to learn more about the reasons to explore exotic dance, and how it feels to attend to a class. She's looking for enthusiastic students at StripXpertease who are willing to be photographed during classes to share their experiences.
Elin Berge is a freelance photographer and the story will be available for magazines all over the world since her agency is distributed in USA and Europe. Look at her previous work at http://www.momentagency.com/ .
We are looking for students taking class between 16th and 31st of March. Any students who participate will receive 10% off of class as a thank you for participating.
If interested please respond to info@stripxpertease.com with Elin Berge in the subject.

Classes/Workshops/Tours Offered
PRIVATE CLASSES:
Basic Moves
Advanced Moves
Pro Moves
D.A.N.C.E. (D.A.N.C.E. is only offered in Manhattan)
Lover's Moves: In-studio only. $170.00 total. Completely private. Female couples welcome also. One couple per class.
Shop N' Strip: Our fabulous two hour walking tour of sexy, sassy, one-of-a-kind lingerie and more stores in the fashionable SOHO shopping district including 4 fantastic lingerie boutiques, 1 female owned adult shop, and plenty of time for shopping and trying on! Take the tour with our expert shopper who will make your experience one to remember! Then meet up at the studio to learn how to strip off your new purchases with a sexy Basic Moves class. Great idea for birthdays and bachelorette parties. Four hours of fun for you and your gal pals. Please contact us for more info. and pricing.
Review Classes
PUBLIC CLASSES:
Stripper Strength
Workshops: Public workshops at a discounted rate. $45-60 per person. Check our rates www.StripXpertease.com/rates.htm page for more details and dates.

OLD NEWSLETTERS: January 2007 Update, new years resolutions, boy shorts, blog & myspace

January Update

Public Basic Moves Workshop, Austin & Manhattan only $45.00!

Hi Everyone!
I hope you all had a wonderful holiday season and are having a fantastic new year.
And if your New Year's resolution is to feel a little bit sexier, then we have the solution!! We are now offering our Basic Moves class in a 2 hour PUBLIC workshop in Manhattan AND in Austin. It has been in the works and is finally here! This is a great course for those who have not taken a class from StripXpertease before, but will also be a great refresher for those who have already taken Basic Moves. Sign up now and get our special rate, only $45.00!!
The workshop is open to the public and is 2 hours in length. It is open to women ages 18-88. You must pre-pay on our web site on the Rates page www.stripxpertease.com/rates.htm . Class size is very limited, so sign up now. And don't worry if you are nervous or feel as if you have 2 left feet...everyone does. You'll be all right girl!
Once you have paid for your class, we will let you know the exact location. Dress is comfy workout type clothes. Heels are optional, but recommended.
Austin,Texas(183 & Burnet area): January 20th @ 4:00 PM. $45.00...SOLD OUT!!
Austin, Texas(William Cannon & Congress area) February 24 @ 4:30 PM $45.00
New York, New York (39th and 8th area): January 28th @ 4:30. $45.00
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***ALSO, a Lap Dance Intensive Workshop on Jan 27th @ 7pm in NYC. This is a two hour intensive, and moves will be learned best with a partner(ladies only). So grab your best girlfriend and sign up now! Basic lap dance moves and advanced moves never before taught in StripXpertease workshops/classes. This is going to be a great workshop for anyone who wants to truly master the lap dance! ($55.00 if you sign up with a partner and $60.00 for individuals). Sign up through Empire Dance www.empiredance.com .
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CONTACT US:
info@stripxpertease.com 1.800.747.1462 www.StripXpertease.com

Super Sexy StripXpertease Boy shorts are here!!
A lot of women ask me what to wear when they do their final performance. I think it needs to be sexy, but also comfortable. You do have to move around after all. Our boy shorts are a great solution for your striptease performance or just sassy loungin' around. They are only available in class. They come is pink, white, black and gray with our logo embroidered on the front.
Only $15.00!

Basic and Advanced Moves Review Classes.
Ready to move to Advanced Moves, but still need some help with Basic Moves? Then check out our new Review classes. Only 1 hour and 15 minutes and designed around the moves you want to work on.
$75.00 in-home and $90.00 in-studio
Group rates apply as well.

Available Classes
Remember ladies, Valentines' Day is right around the corner...just a month away!! Wouldn't he be surprised if you offered him a sexy striptease routine on Valentine's eve! Sign up for any of our classes and learn how to really wow him!
PRIVATE CLASSES:
Basic Moves: This initial lesson combines sexy standing moves, naughty lap dancing, and sensual stripping to create an oh-so-hot striptease routine! Perfect class for groups such as bachelorette and birthday parties!
Advanced Moves: This follow up lesson covers floor/stage work, more standing moves, and a few extra naughty tricks to add to your routine. Round toe 6 inch platform shoes are highly recommended. (Learning floor moves can be hard on the knees. So wear bottoms that cover your knees. We also offer knee pad for purchase in-class)
Pro Moves: Here you combine core moves from Basic and Advanced to learn a super hot choreographed and professional looking "stage" routine to perform for yourself or a lover to a song of your choosing. Make 'em go WOW!
D.A.N.C.E. : For those who are truly serious about learning the art of striptease and tapping into their inner vixen. It is a six week, six class private program that combines all three classes (and several new moves!!) and slows them down to give point by point instruction. You will pick a song and develop a routine that will transform you into a dancing diva! ( D.A.N.C.E. is only offered in Manhattan)
Lover's Moves: Our couple's class! Get hot and steamy as you learn lap dance moves with your partner right there for you to practice on! In Manhattan, in-studio only: $170.00 total. Completely private. Female couples welcome also. One couple per class.
Shop n' Strip: Our fabulous two hour walking tour of sexy, sassy, one-of-a-kind lingerie and more stores in the fashionable SOHO shopping district including 4 fantastic lingerie boutiques, 1 female owned adult shop, and plenty of time for shopping and trying on! Take the tour with our expert shopper who will make your experience one to remember! Then meet up at the studio to learn how to strip off your new purchases with a sexy Basic Moves class. Great idea for birthdays and bachelorette parties. Four hours of fun for you and your gal pals. Please contact us for more info.
Review Class: Go over anything you need help perfecting from any of your previous classes. 1 hour 15 minutes.
3 Class Package: Purchase all 3 levels and receive a discount!
PUBLIC CLASSES:
Stripper Strength is a 1 hour fitness class offered only at Empire Dance every Tuesday at 6 PM, Wednesday at 12:30 & 9 PM, and Sunday at 2 PM. For more info. or to register please contact Empire Dance @ 212-645-2441. New routines each month. (No nudity, workout attire, heels{you may also go bare foot or wear tennis shoes}, private room with no spectators, yay!)
Basic Moves Workshop
Lap Dance Intensive...booked through Empire Dance
Advanced Moves Workshop....coming soon!!!

Check Out Our New Blog!
We have a new blog up and running on our site. Check it out for great tips and advice. Leave us a comment too! Contributors will be Kimberly (Owner/Instructor), Saralynn (Texas Instructor), and Monica (Lingerie Expert and Shop N' Strip Guide). http://www.stripxpertease.com/blog.html
Also check us out and be our friend on MySpace. http://www.myspace.com/stripxpertease
or on Friendster http://www.friendster.com/sxptease

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CONTACT US:
info@stripxpertease.com 1.800.747.1462 www.StripXpertease.com

OLD NEWSLETTERS: December 2006Update, more info about striptease classes and new lap dance classes coming!

December Update

New Texas Classes!!
Advanced, Pro, and even a PUBLIC CLASS at a special discounted rate!!
Check it out Texas ladies. New classes are here!
Sign up for Advanced Moves or Pro Moves Dec 18-20th and get your classes with Kimberly.
And we now have a new PUBLIC BASIC MOVES CLASS only $45.00!! Saturday Jan 20, 2007 at 4 PM.
Great class for anyone who has never taken a class from StripXpertease. Also a great review for anyone who has already taken Basic Moves.
This class will be open to anyone, but class size is limited to 15 girls. Payment must be made by Jan 18th. 2 hour workshop. Once payment is made class location will be sent to you using the email address used during the payment process. Sign up on our RATES page http://www.stripxpertease.com/rates.htm
For more info: info@stripxpertease.com
**All Basic, Advanced & Pro classes after Dec 20th will be taught by Saralynn.


PURCHASE A SEXY BRA, THEN LEARN HOW TO TAKE IT OFF!!
Check out our newest event: ~Shop n’ Strip~ (NYC only)
Want to shop NYC’s hottest lingerie stores? Dying to learn a sexy striptease?
Come take our fabulous two hour walking tour of sexy, sassy, one-of-a-kind lingerie and more stores (including a female owned "adult" store) in the fashionable SOHO shopping district. Take the tour with Monica, our expert shopper, who will make your experience one to remember!
Then meet up at the studio to learn how to strip off your new purchases with a sexy Basic Moves striptease class from StripXpertease.
We provide you with:
• Informative two hour walking tour including 5 fantastic lingerie boutiques, 1 adult toy store, and plenty of time for shopping and trying on!
• Sexy striptease class that lasts one and a half hours in a private studio.
• A gift certificate from Starbucks.
• A map of the shops on your tour and studio location.
• Metro card to get you to the studio
• Detailed information on shops on your tour.
Great idea for birthdays and bachelorette parties.
Four hours of fun for you and your gal pals!
Tours offered Saturdays 11-4:30 and Sundays 1-3:30.
Email shopnstrip@stripxpertease.com for more info. and pricing.

Lover's Moves
Our sexy couple's class for you and your lover!
Just you, your honey, and your instructor! Learn how to give your partner a sexy lap dance as we cover steps from Basic Moves plus extra lap dance moves.
This class will be steamy and sexy, so make sure you have time set aside to "practice" your moves when you leave class!
This class is only available in studio.This class is available to female couples as well. Offered in Manhattan and Austin. One couple per class. $170.00. For more info: info@stripxpertease.com

Only 18 more days to take advantage of our holiday sale!
Yep, only 18 more days to take $50 off all 1 hour and 45 minute group classes. Put your deposit down before Dec 31st and save!

Public classes in New York too!!!
It is coming!!! Public classes and workshops. We will be holding public classes at Empire Dance and other locations starting in January. Learn lap dance, standing moves and a whole routine. Stay tuned for details!

How to striptease ...our article. Section D of PART I

Step Three: Bring him to ecstasy by pretending you are in it.

Throughout the dance, your eyes should do three things and only three. One: look directly into his eyes; use the sorcerer move. Look at him like you want him more than a starving man wants bread. Two: keep your eyes closed. Allow him the freedom to explore your body with his own eyes without feeling like you are watching him. This is the ultimate voyeuristic pleasure for him. They love to watch us! Three: watch your own hands as they move across your body (I will cover hand moves in part two.). Whatever you do, never look around the room. Next, make your breathing heavy. Do all the little things your body does right before orgasm. Lick your lips, moan ever so slightly, roll your head back, and open your mouth. Yes!

Now you have lit the candles, shaved further back than you ever thought possible, and you mugged in the mirror so much you can do it in your sleep. You are feeling like Cleopatra in a pearl back thong. But, now the question is, how do I actually dance? How do I move my hips, perform a lap dance, and turn in these heels. Just stay tuned to part two to learn all the movement secrets. But in the meantime, practice what you have learned so far. Purchase your ideal costume, perfect your seductive smile, practice walking in your heels, and work on that mantra. And do not feel guilty if you start to become more excited about the way you feel regarding yourself than the way he is going to feel when you are done with your dance. Like I said, it is okay to be a little selfish.


Stay tuned for PART II !!!!

OLD NEWSLETTERS: November 2006 Update, info on striptease lessons including couple's class, and stripper shoes know-how

November Update


This Month's Newsletter Highlights.

Sign up for our great new event, Shop N' Strip! Take a 2 hour tour of New York City's hottest lingerie stores. Then finish off your tour with a sexy striptease class!
Check out our great Holiday Special. Take $50.00 off any class booked from Nov 1st to Dec 31st!
Read our great tips on how to wear those crazy "stripper" heels.
Tease and please your lover with our steamy couple's class, Lover's Moves. Offered in New York and Texas.
Advanced Moves coming to Texas this December. Contact us to sign up!!
http://www.StripXpertease.com/
1.800.747.1462
info@stripxpertease.com

Shop NYC's Hottest Lingerie Stores!!
PURCHASE A SEXY BRA, AND THEN LEARN HOW TO STRIP IT OFF!!
Check out our new event:
~Shop N’ Strip~
(NYC only)
A fabulous event brought to you by StripXpertease and Fashion Forwards.
Want to shop NYC’s hottest lingerie stores?
Dying to learn a sexy striptease?
Come take our fabulous two hour walking tour of sexy, sassy, one-of-a-kind lingerie and more stores in the fashionable SOHO shopping district. Take the tour with our expert shopper who will make your experience one to remember!
Then meet up at the Chelsea studio to learn how to strip off your new purchases with a sexy Basic Moves striptease class from StripXpertease.
We provide you with:
Informative two hour walking tour including 4 fantastic lingerie boutiques and one female owned "adult" store.
Plenty of time in each store for shopping and trying on!
Sexy striptease class that lasts one and a half hours in a private Chelsea studio.
A light snack from a local bakery.
A map of the shops on your tour and studio location.
Metro card to get you to the studio.
Detailed information about the shops on your tour.
Great idea for birthdays and bachelorette parties.
Four hours of fun for you and your gal pals!
Tours offered Saturdays and Sundays. Tours start between 11 and 6 PM.
Email shopnstrip@stripxpertease.com for more info and pricing.

HOLIDAY PROMOTION!!!
Book a class(put down a deposit)between Nov 1st and Dec. 31st and receive $50.00 off any 1 hr 45 minute group class, in home or studio.
NY, TX, NJ.
**Great idea for a holiday gift!**
Beautiful personalized gift certificates available.

How to wear those crazy "stripper" heels...and not fall down!
Okay, so you don't wanna wear the stripper heels because you never wear them....or they hurt, or they are too high...well it IS a learned thing. If you are going to wear "stripper" heels, I suggest 6 inch open toe (lets tootsies not get so smushed) platform heels (pumps are a whole other animal) with ankle support. That means that a strap wraps around your ankle. And make sure the toe strap is fairly thick too. Boots are great as well. And they give the ankle lots of support. They are a bit pricier, but safer for those worried about falling. Just know, even the seasoned professionals trip up every once and a while. All you have to do is make sure you can play it off ...like no big deal.
Wear them in 20 minute increments until you start to feel comfortable, then in 40 minute increments. Keep this up until you can wear them for an hour and not fall. Wear them while you do household chores or while cooking. Your partner will be pleased, that is for sure! Then try squatting and moving around....movements besides just walking. Once you can wear them and not fall, try walking faster and faster until you can do a light jog in them from one end of the house to the other. Then you will have mastered the shoes!
When you wear them, point your toes at every opportunity. POINT POINT POINT!!! If you aren't putting weight into the foot then the toes should be pointed. Even when you are standing and especially when you are doing floor moves. Even in boots! The act of pointing will engage the muscles in your leg and instantly give you better lines, so please point. If you find your foot cramping, and it will, just realize that the more you point, the more that little foot muscle gets used to it. So try to "work out" your feet more. Ex: Without shoes, point, and then flex. Repeat 50 x's. Then try "drawing" the alphabet with your pointed toes.
And as far as options, you have a lot.
BUT:
Be able to walk in 6 inches before you move to 8 inches. Please. If the cushion of the shoe is black, the ink will most likely bleed onto your toes, if your feet sweat at all. The sole of the shoe should be rubber, or you will slip around. And if you wear boots, wear thick socks too. If you find your foot slipping through the shoe, you can find cheap shoe pads at payless shoe source and super glue them into the base of the shoe. If you don't glue them in, they will slip around when you point your toe.
And NO, in reality, they aren't like walking on little pillows, but if you wear them and put on a good show, what he does to you afterwards should feel pretty damn close :)
Good Luck!
-Kimberly

Bring your lover to class with our amazing
COUPLE'S CLASS: LOVER'S MOVES!!
TX & NYC
That’s right, we now have our first couple’s class. Lover's Moves!! Get hot and steamy as you learn lap dance moves with your partner right there for you to practice on! Show them how sexy you can be!
Completely private. Female couples welcome as well. One couple per class
In Manhattan or Austin, in-studio only: $170.00 total.
Email for more info info@stripxpertease.com
www.StripXpertease.com
1.800.747.1462

OLD NEWSLETTERS: Early November 2006 Update, info about striptease lessons offered including striptease workout

November Update from StripXpertease

First PUBLIC STRIPTEASE Class
from STRIPXPERTEASE NY
... only $35.00!
Here it is ….drum roll please ……our first PUBLIC CLASS!!
We have partnered with the ultra chic Kiki De Montparnasse to offer our first public class at their Salon event. This fabulous event takes place on November 16th at 7 PM. Class will take place at Kiki’s show room at 79 Greene Street in SOHO. The class will last 2 hours and will only be $35.00 per person! Women only. Class size is limited, so sign up now.
Visit their site http://www.kikidm.com . You can purchase tickets now via their store sales staff at the SOHO store or call them 212.965.8150. To sign up online click here>>KIKI . ***Sign up link will be live after Nov 2nd.****
This will be a great review for any one who has taken the class before! Cheat sheets will be provided as well.
****Hey Texas ladies...don't worry, public classes coming soon for you too :)

STRIPPER STRENGTH now offered THREE times a week! (NYC only)
Things just keep getting better over at Empire Dance! We have now added another Stripper Strength class. New class will take place on Wednesday @ 12:30 PM.
Stripper Strength is a hot striptease work-out class!!!
The class is an hour long and uses real stripper moves in a hot routine to tone and strengthen the body. You will need sexy heels and comfy work-out wear (tennis shoes are also OK). The class are held every Tues. at 6 PM, every Wed. at 12:30 PM, and every Sun. at 2 PM at Empire Studios located at 127 W. 25th St, 11th Floor (Btwn 6th & 7th Ave). The class will be open to the public, but will be conducted in a private room that does not allow for ANY spectators. The class is open to women only, 18 and up, and will be taught by Kimberly from StripXpertease.
To pay for classes contact Empire Studios @ (212) 645-2441.....or just drop in! You can also take a completely private Stripper Strength class, just you and the instructor.
Single Group Class (drop-in): $20. Classes can be as low as $9.95 with purchase of class card. 10% student discount offered.

PURCHASE A SEXY BRA, THEN LEARN TO TAKE IT OFF!!
Check out our new event:
~Shop n’ Strip~
(NYC only)
A fabulous event brought to you by StripXpertease and Fashion Forwards.
Want to shop NYC’s hottest lingerie stores?
Dying to learn a sexy striptease?
Come take our fabulous two hour walking tour of sexy, sassy, one-of-a-kind lingerie and more stores in the fashionable SOHO shopping district. Take the tour with our expert shopper who will make your experience one to remember!
Then meet up at the Chelsea studio to learn how to strip off your new purchases with a sexy Basic Moves striptease class from StripXpertease.
We provide you with:
Informative two hour walking tour including 4 fantastic lingerie boutiques and one female owned "adult" store and plenty of time for shopping and trying on!
Sexy striptease class that lasts one and a half hours in a private Chelsea studio.
A light snack from a local bakery.
A map of the shops on your tour and studio location.
Metro card to get you to the studio
Detailed information on shops on your tour.
Great idea for birthdays and bachelorette parties.
Four hours of fun for you and your gal pals!
Tours offered Saturdays and Sundays. Tours start between 11 and 6 PM.
Email info@stripxpertease.com for more info and pricing.

Bring your lover to class with our amazing
COUPLE'S CLASS: LOVER'S MOVES!!
TX & NYC
That’s right we now have our first couple’s class. Lover's Moves!! Get hot and steamy as you learn lap dance moves with your partner right there for you to practice on! Show them how sexy you can be!
Completely private. Female couples welcome as well. One couple per class
In Manhattan or Austin, in-studio only: $170.00 total.


HOLIDAY PROMOTION!!!
Book a class(put down a deposit)between Nov 1st and Dec. 31st and receive $50.00 off any group class.
**Great idea for a holiday gift!**
Beautiful personalized gift cetificates available.
***Discount does not apply to Stripper Strength.

OUR NEWSLETTERS

Ok, so I wanted to post old versions of our newsletters for those of you just subscribed and missed old issues.
Enjoy!!!
We will start with old ones first.
-Kimberly

We all need a little uh-uh

My grandmother just came to visit and it was great. She was the first relative to actually visit me in NYC. Growing up, we(my cousin and I)spent our summers at her house. They(my grandparents)lived in a big house with multiple bedrooms and great places to hide. And in one room there was a whole bookshelf of romance novels. The covers were risque or so I thought. As a young girl these covers were my first "sneak a peek" experience...looking at the covers and getting that feeling that I shouldn't be looking. Looking back they weren't dirty at all.
But my grandma loved them and she left one behind that she had finished reading. Ha ha I thought, a romance novel. I mean I know what they are, but I haven't ever actually read one. So I opened it up, Sheer Delight by Judy Gill. She had sat on the couch reading while I worked during her stay. I wondered what it was all about...And this is the page I landed on.

"She took his hand from her breast and moved it down through the water where she most wanted his caress. He slid his fingers over her flesh, parting it, probing, stroking. 'Like this?' he whispered. 'Is this what you need?' " yes ...' she moaned, and he slipped two fingers inside her while he worked her sensitive nub."

OH MY GOD! She was reading THIS!?! I couldn't believe it. I thought, wow grandma! And it was funny, considering the way she reacted to what I do now as a living. She said we just wouldn't tell people about it. People being her church friends I suppose.
It made me realize we all yearn for that sexual excitement. We all want to feel that heat. Even my grandma. I mean, even if people put of this goodie-goodie or prude facade on, there is a vixen underneath. I think it goes back to shame. That is why we hide these yearnings, these desires. We are all to afraid to ask for what we want. We don't want to be laughed at or made fun of or looked at like a freak by our peer group. Too bad. I wonder how much happier my grandma's church group would be if they all got together and read this book in book club. It would be a Sheer Delight!

How to hide our flaws...aka cellulite

Strip tip:
Its all about the fishnets ladies. They are hot and you can get a pair that is all fishet and just a tiny wait band. Put then on and pullup a thong to cover the waistband for a cellulite zapper with sex appeal. The criss cross pattern will divert the eyes and make your legs look super hot.

All about the angles

Strip-tip:
Always try to keep nice angles. Look in the nirror when you dance...it should be all perfect arched curves and angles. Use your hands on your hips with elbows straight out to frame your chest. And keep legs straight any time you bend forward to make the booty pop. YEAH!

No More Razor Bumps…..Down There!

When you talk about “hair down there”, I have tried it all: shaving, waxing, honey waxing, sugaring (someone even tried threading...ouch). I finally found something that doesn’t irritate my skin and doesn’t leave those unsightly bumps.
Drum roll please……… It’s MAGIC: Shaving Powder.
It is so easy to use and the results are the same as when you get freshly waxed.
First you make a paste by mixing the powder with equal parts water. It smells a little like permanent solution (for those of us who used to rock the perm-yikes!)
After you make it, you apply it on the hair you want removed. You can actually design how you want your hair to look.
Then, you leave it on for about 5 minutes, making sure the paste stays moist. (I reapply the paste several times throughout the 5 minutes).
Lastly, you scrape off the paste with a spatula (I use the blunt side of a butter knife), and off come all of your little hairs. Rinse. Presto! Smooth and bump free.
It only lasts a few days, but the convenience of being able to do it at home and attain bump free skin is worth the added maintenance.
You can purchase MAGIC: Shaving Powder in New York City at Ricky’s and Duane Reade’s. For anyone who has tried it all, like me, this may just be the answer to all your "hair down there” needs.
(Please see Kimberly’s blog: RAZOR BUMPS ..follow up, March 4, 2007, for product pictures and online ordering)

Reactions to my dyed "betty"

Well, the word is out, and the reaction is mixed. I told my close girlfriends, even gave a few a quick peak. All of the girls were excited, thought it was cool. But the boys...weird. I actually have only shared my news with 2 boys(told not showed). I told my roommate. He asked, "Why?" Why? Why not!? He didn't seem impressed with the idea. He said all men preferred no hair at all, so hair, much less pink hair, would do nothing for him. Interesting. So the I decided to tell the "guy." This boy that I have had an on again off again thing with for a like a decade. If anyone will be impressed, it would be him. I told him on the phone expecting to peak his interest. Nothing. He was worse than the roomie. He said it might actually be a turn off. WHAT?!?! I was crushed. Dang-it! But of course I thought, juuuust wait till he sees it. Then we'll see who is turned off. :)

Pink Pussy Power!!

Ok, my hair...down there...is pink. And I don't mean baby pink, I mean hot bright pink. And I love it!!!

A few weeks ago, I read an article in Business 2.0 about Nancy Jareki's new company called Betty Beauty. Nancy created Betty Beauty after she saw women sneaking home doggy bags of dye from the beauty shop to essentially make the purse match the shoes. She spent 2 yrs on R&D and came up with Betty Beauty's home pubic hair dye. It gives your "betty" a new life and even covers gray with a super safe, no drip formula.
As I read, my jaw was hanging. I was thinking, what will they think of next, and how do I get some!?! I couldn't WAIT to get on the computer and order online. I was SO siked! They had a few colors: blonde, black, auburn, brown and hells yeah, hot pink!!! I of course ordered "Fun Betty," the pink dye.

It arrived fairly quickly. I had already told Monica about my expected package, and was seriously itchy with excitement. It almost made me wish I was dancing again so that I could show all the girls. I wondered if the club girls already knew about this stuff. Maybe I was behind the times now. I used to always be up to date with all new beauty products because I worked with a hundred girls that all had to always look their best, and always had the money to buy every new fandangled product on the market.

The Fun Betty package had a tray, two tubes of color, developer, a pair of over sized silky soft mascara wands, and a stirrer/spatula. Also included was a small black triangle bean bag and pin that asked, "Is your betty ready?" I wondered, was it? I knew my roommate would be leaving for a good while and I felt like shoving him right out the door so I could get started.

First, I had to lighten the hair...essentially I had to get a blonde betty before the pink treatment. I used 1/2 the developer and half lightening creme so that I could save a little. As I mixed it became thick like cake frosting. The directions call for a trim outside of the "Safe Zone", which is a triangle shape right above your "betty." I personally think you should shave to perfect your triangle and THEN trim the actual hair inside the safe zone. They also recommend a patch test. I have been dyeing my hair, on top, for 10 years and have never actually done the 48 hour patch test. I have no patience and this time wasn't any different, but as I applied the first coating, I had a small panic attack. What if I did have to run to the ER with a burning muff?? That would be a bit embarrassing, to say the least. But the mixture was already on. No turning back now. A little cold and tingly, but no burning, whew! And I used the mixture just like frosting...using the spatula instead of the wand to frost my own cupcake.

Then I waited. I lounged on my bed and watched a little Survivor as I timed the 1/2 hour wait...yes 1/2 an hour. It wasn't bad though, and I could imagine the hair lightening under my white muff frosting beard, as I waited. What a trip! I thought that I might just leave it blonde and skip the pink if I really liked it.

Then it was time to take a shower and rinse. Which I just did in the tub. They recommend a shampoo and condition as well. How funny, but I admit to doing this one in my own before ...just to see if you could really soften your betty hair. But that's another story!

So I was now a blonde betty. This was a little weird for me. I have never really gotten into the fully shaved look. It feels a little to pre-pubescent. Like I lost my womanhood. I always have a little something. So the white blonde hair just looked like no hair at all. So I was ready to move to PINK!

So now I had to rinse the tray(it was getting a little flimsy now), and squeeze enough pink into the tray to complete the job. They also say you can keep a little extra for a boost as it fades. Left-overs, sweet! The color was bright...like Manic Panic Pink. I applied and went back for part 2 of Survivor. Realizing that, so far, I was a survivor!

I look like a pink monster now. And when it was time to rinse, I realized it stained my skin, but a little loofah action and some shampoo did the trick. As look down I am a little unimpressed. It is pink all right. But an hour plus of work for this? I think, well it was an adventure anyway. I dry off and walk to my room. As I pass the mirror, I do a double take. Wait a minute...this is cool..no this is hot! I love it! I just needed to see the full view!
Now I couldn't wait to show someone! But that is another story ;)

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Striptease workout : Stripper Strength

Stripper Strength is a our striptease work-out class!!!

The class is an hour long and uses real stripper moves to tone and strengthen the body. The class flows slowly much like a yoga class, and less like a cardio class. Then we use the moves you learn through out to put together a hot and sensual routine at the end of the class. You will need comfy work-out wear, and heels(bare feet or tennis shoes work as well). The class will be held every Tuesday from 6-7 PM, Wednesday 12:30-1:30 & 9-10PM, and every Sunday from 2-3 PM at Empire Studios located at 127 W. 25th St, 11th Floor (Btwn 6th & 7th Ave). The class will be open to the public, but will be conducted in a private room that does not allow for ANY spectators. The class is open to women only, 18 and up and will taught by Kimberly from StripXpertease. To pay for classes contact Empire Studios @ (212) 645-2441 or just drop in! You can also take a completely private Stripper Strength class, just you and the instructor.

EMPIRE'S CLASS RATES:
Single Group Class (drop-in): $20

World Dance/Dance Fitness Class Cards (buy several classes and get a discount!)(May be applied towards any Belly Dance and Dance Fitness class.)
5 WD/DF Class Card: ($13 per class) - Valid for 2 Months from date of purchase ($65 total)
10 WD/DF Class Card: ($12 per class) - Valid for 3 Months from date of purchase ($120 total)
20 WD/DF Class Card: ($9.95 per class) - Valid for 3 Months from date of purchase ($199 total)

Student Discounts: A 10% discount is offered to students who are actively enrolled in a college or university. Proof of enrollment with valid picture ID required.

Call Empire @ (212) 645-2441 for easy phone registration!
Check out their site http://www.empiredance.com/

Virgins or whores

AGAIN!
Its the whole we are either virgins or whores thing.
This guy at the local pizza shop flirts with me. One day he asks me what I do. I tell him and instantly he changes, and he talks about it...loudly, in front of these two guys at the counter. Their looks change ...they look at me like ...yeahh baby, show me your tits. Its a little gross. I think, what, because I teach striptease classes I am a insatiable sex queen who can't wait to put your dick in my mouth? Cuz that's the way they are all looking at me. Gees! Is this the reason so many of my clients can shout about class from the rooftops? It the looks...from men!
It is so upsetting to me that so many men in this country are so sexually starved that they behave this way. And it might be our own fault!! We are raising our sons to be ashamed of sexuality and sex and all that goes with it. Other countries don't have this stigma we do when it comes to sex. WHY!?!
If we all just admitted that it is perfectly natural and !good! maybe pizza boy pete would have said oh, that's cool...you want pepperoni? Instead of letting his tongue hang out all over my slice.
Listen up boys, women are changing...we are becoming more aware of our bodies, our sexuality, and our feminine wiles. There is a middle ground. We can be sexy and still not sleep with you on the first date. Just because I took a striptease class doesn't mean I am loose. If I have a porn or two, it doesn't mean I am a porn star. It just means that we we do have sex... I will be open to new things, new experiences, and it will be better for us, because once I am comfortable with my own sexuality then I can relax and let go and what happens next will be amazing...for both of us.

RAZOR BUMPS ..follow up

OK, so I still get asked this and once again I mentioned the stuff, in the can, that has a lid like a paint can...it is for black men. OK, so I found it!!!! And it is called MAGIC...and that's how it works. like magic!. Its like Nair, but apparently better. My friend who was also a dancer with thick black hair (all over)said it was the only thing that worked on a daily basis. She used a card(like a credit card) to do the "shaving" part.
Here a link to the product on drugstore.com and other places. Good luck!

With skin conditioners

Regular

Scented...although it might be a "manly" scent

EXTRA strength!

Just a suggestion though...I personally have never tried it, but I worked with her and saw the results myself...pretty good!

Cute shirts for bachelorette parties

I found some cute tanks. Girls always come in with the cutest shirts during bachelorette parties, all matching with different slogans..these are some of my faves. The third ones glow in the dark, FUN!!

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http://store.weddingish.com/bridesmaidtank.html

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Lingerie Shopping on a Budget!

Many people ask me, “Where can I buy pretty lingerie without spending a lot of money?”
Below are 4 great websites to purchase some great deals:

If you are looking for hosiery check out my recent discovery and currently my favorite online website: www.stockingshopping.com

They have a great selection and have a brilliant idea I have only seen on this site. It’s called: Garter Stocking…..it’s a one piece stocking and garter belt. It looks great on and so much easier than attaching your stockings to those tricky traditional garter closings! Put your thong on over the garter stocking for easy removal!

My favorite stay-up stockings are made by Levant. For less than $15 you can get a pair of sexy fishnet thigh highs. Check out their selection at: www.levanteusa.com. For those in New York City you can also purchase them at La Petite Coquette at University between 9th and 10th Streets.

Wolford is synonymous with quality and fashion and once you own one piece you will be hooked for life! They are also a bit pricey, but you can find GREAT deals on new Wolford hosiery on www.ebay.com. Just search “wolford.”

For fun lingerie, stockings, accessories and toys check out: www.patriciafield.com. Be sure to check out the sale section for great savings. In NYC? Head to her store located on Bowery just North of Houston. It is stocked full of fun stuff that you can’t find on the website!

When the world makes us feel ugly, fat, etc.....

I think we live under this false veil that everyone else is so much more than we are especially when it comes to beauty. Celebrity and models are all so perfect(so it seems) and we strive so hard to measure up, but it is air brushing and lights and ..well, old fashioned smoke and mirrors.
I think this sums it up...




It is about a minute long...

Basic Moves Striptease Class Breakdown

So many women want to know what they are gonna learn in the classes so here is a breakdown.
Where do I start, what do learn?..in easy lay woman's terms. OK, first we got Basic. Basic is essentially a crash course. A one hour and forty five minute class that gives you a little bit of it all, but also gets to the meat of what true striptease is all about. Because it isn't about just how you move to the music. It is about your eyes, your posture, the thoughts in your head, your attitude, and the way that you view yourself. So we touch on all of those things.
We get you through your walk, your entrance and the two basic moves (the Robert and Lotion) that you can use when all else fails. We teach you a few moves to do while facing him and then we give you a few moves to accentuate your rear view.
The we move on to the infamous lap dance section. We teach you how to properly position him so that you both can have the best lap experience.
Then again, a few forward facing moves, rear facing moves, and moves where you actually place you body on top of his..oh la la!
Then we show you how to pull off your clothes in a sexy way...including our famous super glue bra trick. Then we talk about C.O.M.A. and review everything.
So come join us for a class and see what it as all about. This is a great way to bond with your girlfriends.
See ya in class!

Why take a striptease class?

I was recently asked a few questions and I wanted to share my responses with you. The questions are about why striptease is popular and why women are now flocking to it in masses!!


Why do you think Exotic dance has gained such popularity over the last year?
1. I think exotic dance and striptease has gained popularity year after year. Perhaps this year stands out to some because it is just reaching further across the US. But I think the real reason is that there has been a lot of press coverage on striptease fitness this year. Terri Hatcher raved about Shelia Kelly's S factor (pole fitness) and Oprah featured both of them on several of her shows. Also Carmen Electra's aerobic striptease video was released in 2003 or 2004, so it is just now really getting out into the world. And I think it will continue to grow. However, these "fitness classes" were just an acceptable front to what was really being taught, or sought after anyway. The public wasn't ready for "stripper" classes, but striptease aerobics was a little easier to swallow. However, now that the public is seeing that the trend is here to stay and that everyone from lawyers to Sunday school teachers are taking it, is becoming more acceptable. Now several companies, ours included, are skipping the fitness cover and going straight to the slow and sensual moves which are what women really want to learn. And other companies, just like ours, are using exotic dancers to teach and design their classes, not aerobics instructors. These ladies want to move like the girl at the strip club, not like Jane Fonda..no offense Jane. Because real strippers don't sweat!! The routines and moves are slow, sexy, and very sensual.

Why is exotic dance something that so many woman want to learn?
2. I think women just want to feel wanted, to feel sexy. That is why they come to class, to feel desirable and to awaken that naughty diva inside that society and just plain growing up has stifled. They want to feel OK about using their sexuality. It is a bit of the Cleopatra complex; to be able to use your feminine wiles to have ultimate power. But really it is about self confidence. I think most women with self esteem issues(and we all have our moments) trace this problem back to issues with their bodies, their looks, hence their sexiness. These classes let women use movement to reconnect to this lost sexiness, and big thighs and small breasts are forgotten when they see them selves moving. It is just another baby step in the yet unfinished feminist revolution that started over forty years ago.

Any other comments you might have about what you have seen as far as increased popularity.
3.Popularity is gaining because it is becoming more accepted. But we still have a long way to go. We(StripXpertease) still get denied rental space because of the "type" classes we teach and I still have clients who don't want to tell anyone about their classes. But there are those who do promote us and those clients who want to tell the world, and as long as they keep talking, this trend will continue to grow.

Pole dancing is hard y'all!

O ...this is why I don't teach pole dance..Cuz its hard!! And I dont' want to be responsible for this. I have seeen this happen in the club too...OUCH!!

How to perform a striptease ...our article. Section C of PART I

Step two: Harness your confidence, or at least the look of it.

Gentleman’s clubs always advertise a bevy of top notch, Playboy quality beauties for your carnal pleasure. However, the truth is that they are not all Barbie doll babes. They can be extremely short, very tall, sport double Gs, or be flat chested. They can be too thin or quite chunky. I have seen a shaved head dancing next to Portia De Rossi hair. Some wear more makeup than Tammy Faye, and some have never used mascara in their life. But they all make money. So who makes the most? It is not always the prettiest girl with the perfect C cup. It also is not the girl who dances a little closer than she should in the VIP room. Time and time again, the girl who leaves with the fattest wad of bills is the girl who exudes the most confidence through out the night, be it on stage or on the floor. Whether it is a put on or sincere, confidence is a must. At first, for you, it probably will not be genuine. After all, it can be a daunting experience to stand in front of your man and put on a sexy show. It is natural to be nervous, but you must put on an act. Every exotic dancer has something that they feel completely self conscious about, but they fake it and push onward! So, how do you achieve this false confidence when all you can think about is your exposed cellulite, falling in your heels, and whether or not he is going to laugh or cry? Your first step is to practice, practice, practice. I will say it again, it is imperative that everything is this little guide be practiced. Strippers are not born; they are made through 8 hours a night, 4 days a week of on the job training. Trust me, every veteran in the bar can spot a new girl a mile away. Just keep that in the back of your mind.
To achieve the look of confidence, a constant smile is paramount. Not the beauty queen smile, but the, I have a naughty little secret smile. Smile a devious smile like the Elvis grin that made the world week in the knees. Now, tilt your head down slightly, and lift your eyes. You are now in predator mode, and he is most definitely the prey. Mimic the Sahara lion stalking her prey in the tall grass, moving deliberately. You are in control of this show, this ride, this moment. Then you must find your mantra. This is something you will repeat over and over inside your head. It should pull your focus inward and make you feel powerful. Repeat, “He wants me. He is so hot for me, I could just stand here and he would pop a woody.” Sound stuck up? Good! Remember, selfish stripper! By doing this you are oozing confidence and finding your power. Next, look at him and narrow your eyes a la Paris Hilton. Imagine yourself as Medusa or a powerful sorceress, and your gaze is what keeps the spell alive, intact. Practice this face in the mirror. Just like models practice their look in a mirror, so should you, until it becomes easy and natural. Do it while you put on your make up in the morning.

How to perform a striptease ...our article. Section B of PART I

Step one: Put him in a C.O. M. A.

Since you don’t have the DJ, lights, house mom (lady responsible for hair and makeup in the dressing room), or pole, you will have to improvise and do it yourself. Remember this; you will want to make him beg for more. Hurt him so badly that you leave him in a coma. That is C.O. M. A.

C stands for confidence. Make sure you are feeling very confident on the day of your dance. He might have a reaction that you did not plan on. When faced with something like this from their lovers, men are sometimes overwhelmed. They might be embarrassed or even laugh. I even had a client tell me once that her boyfriend cried because he was so touched. Just make sure that you are confident in your skills, have practiced, and have prepared for anything that might happen. I will discuss confidence in more detail in a moment.

O is for outfit. The key is to wear what makes you feel as sexy and as fabulous as possible. Do not be concerned with what he likes. Your pride and happiness in the way you look will make you more attractive than you would be in something he picked out that makes you feel less than beautiful. Remember, selfish stripper! Go to your local lingerie store, pick out a few outfits, and please try them on to see how they fit. Buy at least two outfits, and wear the one that feels best for your mood on the big day. Nothing makes a stripper feel worse than the wrong outfit. There is a very good reason why dancers have 30 outfits and change constantly. You will also need a thong, or T-back, which is an undie with a one inch thick strip of cloth that covers your rear end. G-strings (undies with just a string to cover the back end) are nice, but I feel that they reveal a little too much before it is time. It is like wrapping a gift in cellophane. If you insist on full bottoms, wear a thong underneath for the final reveal. And yes, you need heels. You would not ride a bicycle without tires and you are not going to do a striptease without heels. My recommendation is six inch stiletto platform open toe shoes with an ankle strap. They will be easy to find online. Your new shoes will need to be broken in. Just wear them around the house in 20 minute intervals until you start to get the hang of it. If they are too tight, heat up the stretchy plastic parts with a hair dryer before slipping them on. They really can be quite comfortable once you adjust to the height. Also do not be afraid to experiment with accessories like belly chains, thigh highs, gloves, garters, and hats. However, all accessories stay on.
M is for music, your background music. It should be loud enough to feel in your body, but it should not over power the show. It can be fast if you want it to be, but slow and heavy songs are always best. No matter how fast the song is you should always move slowly. Also, your song should conjure up emotion. It should make you feel empowered, sexy, or exactly how you imagine you will feel when you ace the dance. I happen to love Into You by Ashanti because the song describes how much she adores the man in front of her and the beat is super sexy. Or for empowerment, Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson is great and fun to move to. Songs about sex and its joys are always perfect. Darling Nikki by Prince is just plain hot. Load your new hit into your iPod and listen to it like a Tony Robbins tape. Absorb it. You should know every guitar riff, every lyric, every oh and ah. The more that you know your song, the better that you will be able to move to it. The beauty of dancing is that you can move to drums, guitars, even lyrics. As you practice with your song, you will see where you can punch certain moves and accelerate others. Just like the original strippers, or burlesque dancers, moved to the drum beat, so will you.
A is for atmosphere and appearance. These are things we know, but often overlook: kids at grandma’s, phones off, lights dimmed, doors locked, and wine and candles as needed. Also, a little effort on your looks will go a long way. Shave everything (ever heard of a Brazilian wax?), get a pedi/mani, let your hair down, use lots of perfume, put on makeup, and pop a mint. Body oils, shimmery powders, and lip glosses are wonderful beauty tools as well.

How to perform a striptease ...our article. Section A of PART I

You go girl, you finally did it! You took a strip cardio class, wore your new Victoria’s Secret bra, sat your lover down, and told him to prepare for your alluring and tantalizing striptease. Except… it didn’t go quite as planned. To work up your courage, you drank one too many glasses of wine. You fell twice. You couldn’t get your damn bra unhooked, and instead of channeling Gypsy Rose Lee or Carmen Electra, you embodied a dancing hybrid of Dame Edna and Elaine from Seinfeld. Bless your heart, you tried. The truth is it is not as easy as strippers make it look. Nevertheless, striptease is a fantastic way to get in touch with your inner diva and show your sweetheart that you aim to please. There is nothing better than a new trick that causes your lover to stare at you with wide eyes and gasp, “Where did you learn that?”

Now more than ever, women are lining up in droves to learn this special way of erotic and powerful control. I know because I myself teach ordinary women how to move like exotic dancers. I have taught all types, sizes, and shapes of women including grandmothers, CEOs, third grade teachers and doctors. I am 29 now, and I spent the majority of my twenties as a topless dancer, dancing my way into the hearts and wallets of men for more years than I care to admit. And I was good. When the guys were not spending money in the bar, the rear dressing room would become full of girls. But I was rarely in the back. Once a fellow dancer walked into the dressing room filled with fed up girls, sat next to me, and said, “Well, if you’re back here, I know there’s no money out there!” I was always raking in the dough. However, I was not the best looking girl in the club. I was muscular with a thick waist, thin hair, and a small B cup. But I had perfected the art of seduction through dance, and until I had become burned out during my last few years, I usually had at least 2-3 guys waiting for a lap dance through out my entire shift.

So why do women want to do this tawdry tango for their partners in the first place? Why not just buy a new sex toy or slip on a cop's outfit for a little role play? There is something powerful about striptease, and it is also something most men fantasize about. Guys do not stand in the street ogling the traffic cop at 23rd and 5th or wait in line at the downtown sex shop when the latest ball tickler or Jenna Jameson video is released. But they will wait in line, pay a twenty dollar cover charge, spend four times the street value for a beer, and drop hundreds to thousands in a single sitting on an exotic dancer. Why? Honestly, it is different for each guy. Usually, it is either the fantasy of the unattainable, the opportunity to get close to a beautiful woman who will show him her boobs, the chance to have the most stunning girls in the room vying for his attention (a.k.a. money), the possibility that he will be able to touch what shouldn’t be touched, the novelty of being in the “titty bar”, or just a chance to hang with the boys and act like cave men (Beer good. Woman good.). The list goes on and on. For most, it is the equivalent of us ladies snagging a win-a-date with our favorite hunky celeb. We know he won’t really be interested, but just maybe. And if he wants to lean over and plant one…well, we wouldn’t mind! It is a one-night fantasy. But the question to ask is, how do I tap into that fantasy? How do I become her?

Here it is, your two part 21st century guide to striptease. Even though it is not as easy as it looks, it can be learned, and most importantly, it can be mastered! The first part of this guide will cover the exterior appearance of an exotic dancer and the initial set up of your own “main stage.” The second part will cover the actual moves to make your honey drool. First things first, you have to stop thinking about how this is going to please him (Or her for all my lovely lesbians out there. And yes, the same rules apply.), and start thinking about how this is going to benefit you, because in the long run, it will. Think of yourself as the self centered, selfish stripper.

More funny pole dancing commercials

Ok this is just funny...how many of us want to get down on that subway pole?

Yes, we alllll fall down

This could happen to you!